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External Link/Members OnlyWell, here we go! My very first UKP review after nearly two months on here and being in Manchester. As it goes, this was also my first punt up here. Since joining, I've tended to be a lot more choosy with my chosen companions, which is odd since I went for anyone I liked the look of whilst living in Brum. Perhaps this site, whilst being an amazing reference, also stills a certain caution in you?
Anyhoo, here goes me:
LocationVery close to Oxford Road, and Oxford Road station. The directions were great, but it was still a bit of a mush working out where the security gate was. I could probably blame my out of date contact lenses for this though.
ApartmentVery nice new build, discreet and clean. Everything you could ask for. The bedroom was a decent size, with a comfy bed. It did tend to knock a bit when putting some elbow grease into affairs...
The LadyKarolina is gorgeous. Really gorgeous. I'm generally one for very slim/petite girls, but soft skin is a must. Karolina is slightly over-proportioned in the bottom half, but that takes nothing away from how stunning she is. Lovely boobs, and the view from behind is a massive turn-on. 10/10
The Main EventI had booked an hour with anal, as that's occasionally a fetish of mine. I arrived on time and was directed to the apartment, only to be met with a girl of about 5'5" whilst wearing heels. Dark flowing hair, a lovely white dress which accentuated her figure and a brief welcome. She directed me to the be arena, at which point contracts were exchanged, i's dotted and t's crossed. She then offered use of the bathroom so I can make sure the undercarriage was in good form. As a smoker, this was a good put stop to use some Listerine and be fresh.
I returned to the ring ready for some action, and she greeted me by diving into my neck and ears like a 3rd World Vampire. She was ravenous for a bit of Burton. We fondled, kissed. FK, not hugely deep, but very sensual and more than could probably be expected considering I probably still had Marlboro Man's aftershave on. She then sat on the bed and spent a good time working on the old boy downstairs. And it was great.
Now, this is one girl who knows her way around the Colonel. She took her dress off, I exercised my years long skill of single handedly taking the bra off, while she kept the Trooper standing to attention.
She then reclined so we could share more kisses, and I went to town on her tits before heading downstairs for a bit of RO. She has a nice tidy quim, completely shaven, which as far as I'm concerned is a bit 90s Baywatch for me, but still a lovely muff. On a cold and stormy night, and old Jack Burton with his Pork Chop Express is facing a tidy little growler, then you know what Jack says? Keep it coming! And that he did. She really seemed to enjoy the attention, a lot.
Next up was more OWO from The Mistress. And wow!
At this point I must make an interlude. Here she went like the clappers on little Jack, but I think that because I had requested one up the crafty butcher's entrance, she wanted to give as much time as possible to OWO before anything else. I soon twigged that we were on the timer and asked her to go for a bit of cowgirl. She was relieved when I said I wanted it in the main entrance to start, but she was prepped for a Wrongun Rodeo. We kept that up for a bit, swapped to doggy for what I can only describe as 90's rave action at 120 beats per minute. The bed was making techno music and I was Carl Cock.
I asked her for my main request at this point, so more lube on, a bit of prep and away we went. And it was good. To be honest, we did it for about 2 minutes before I chose to leave the servants entrance alone and re-establish my acquaintance with the concierge. I didn't didn't long in the lobby though, and one sausage-skin was soon filled. Time to dismount and get the clobber on.
the ResultWhat an hour. A stunning and attentive girl with half decent English, I've had worse from Polish girls language and understanding wise. I will definitely make a point of see her again, that's for sure!
Overall: 10/10.
Next up for review: Little Star, if I'm not going to the football that night, followed by Emma Stone in Feb.
Sorry for not posting the AW link, I'll try and amend once I get internet. This has been done fresh from my phone!
Happy punting punters.
