Don't worry, I'd be as sarcastic and bitter as you if I was a dried up shell with no man juice left.
Just having a laugh chum and nevertheless making the point that we're not all the same on here.
Perhaps adding some

would have calmed you down.
Ages range from 20s to 90 and what works for you doesn't necessarily work for all.
I'd prefer 'tongue in cheek' than sarcastic but I'm certainly not bitter.
Why should I be? I've had many more years punting than you.

However I'll accept 'sarcastic and jealous' if it makes you happy.
