Found myself at a loose end between meetings in Shoreditch. Had a look at Ask to see if anyone took my fancy, but unfortunately , their new girl didn’t float my boat.
After a browse on the ILM website, came across Helena who has what I think is quite a strong Connie Huq vibe which got my downstairs brain going
External Link/Members OnlyBounced a few WhatsApp messages and got an appointment later that day. Went for 1 hour, and paid £120.
The venue is in a safe location on Devonshire Row, next to restaurants, pubs and bars. The building houses a load of other businesses so you won’t feel awkward getting in, that is if you are prone to feeling awkward. I never do.
Helena works out of a tiny room that is part of a bigger complex. Pretty boring, with a big massage table and soft, utilitarian lighting. Fit for purpose but it isn’t the Ritz.
The girl herself is a hottie. Brazilian, in her early 20’s but limited English. Very basic conversation was possible but you won’t want to discuss politics with her.
She very quickly disrobed, unveiling a
stunning body with just the sexiest tan lines. All natural from what I could see (and feel), she’s got that firm physique that only the young and pert possess.
Unfortunately she’s also got a young person’s “whatever” attitude. Not necessarily bad, just completely uninterested.
The massage was mediocre, I felt like a turkey getting basted for Christmas. Which led me to getting some mince pies in M&S after, which was a bit weird but I digress.
On the flip things got a bit more interesting as she was happy to let me caress her body, which as I mentioned earlier is smoking hot but limited to just her butt, legs and boobs. Had extra cash on me and offered more to see if I could get any extras but was politely rebuffed.
Her cock handling skills hinted at experience servicing and pleasuring men with her hands, and after the conclusion she mopped me dry with some towels and we had a very basic, and boring chat to finish off.
The session itself was around 50 minutes so I was shortchanged on time.
So it’s a mild neutral, borderline negative for me.
She’s smoking hot with a couldn’t give a shit attitude. She shortchanged me for time but she did get me over the line quite magnificently which is a rare occurrence nowadays.
Would I repeat. Probably not, as I felt nothing during the session, just the finish. The budget massage crew will probably enjoy but not for me.
