Name: Yna/Ina/Eena (No idea how it's spelt)
Sorry, no numbers or links anywhere on any public websites. I got the number from one of the previous reviews.
Location: Erdington, near KFC, 5 minute walk from the train station.
Lady: late 50's I guess, very petite Filipino
Costs:
£50 - 90 minutes (includes HR).
Comms were good. On arrival I was shocked at how old and petite she was. Sort of lost the horn after seeing her. For some reason I was expecting a much younger woman. Was led up some dodgy creaky staircase. Probably needs to call a carpenter at some point before someone falls down the stairs. Got into the room, where a massage table with a heated blanket awaited me. I paid her the £50, after which I kind of heard her mention 90 minutes, and asked about any allergies, past operations or any current pain anywhere. I thought I misheard about the time, but it eventually turned out to be a 90 minute session. I couldn't believe it, thought I was only paying for an hour, what a bonus. Coming from the Philippines her English is perfect. She's happy to chat about anything and everything. I offered her an extra tenner tip at the end, as I felt bad she busted a gut for that long for £50. But she refused any extra cash. I think she really enjoys the human interaction, and seeing you leave happy.
The massage itself followed a very different format to my usual massages. At times I had my arm outstretched away from the table on something on wheels. Didn't pay much attention to what it was at the time. She literally massages every inch of your body, and takes her time. Starts off with a warm towel on the back, where she climbs all over you like a gymnast. For her size and age I was surprised at how strong she was. I was pretty much in every position in the 90 minutes, on my front, on my back, on each side, and on all fours at the end. At any opportunity when massaging near your meat and two veg, she'll keep you interested with very subtle reach unders. Saying that, at no point was I interested in doing any touching. Not sure if she even allows it to be honest. After 75 minutes of a proper massage, she asked what position I want to be in, for the finish, either lying on my back or on all fours. I opted for the latter, for a change. I'm not sure if she's aware of the oil crisis out there, but she seemed to pour an excessive amount of oil down my ass crack. She then put on some plastic gloves, for hygiene reasons I guess, as she's happy to play with your chocolate starfish. She starts by playing with your cock and balls, and then starts the anal probing. She asked if I wanted her finger deeper into my asshole, but I refused and let her just play from the outside. A bare hand would've been better, as the plastic glove felt a bit weird for me. Anyhow I eventually emptied my sack on the paper roll that I had been lying on. The clean up involved a tonne of tissues which I didn't need. She uses oil and tissues like it's going out of fashion, bless her. All in all i left pretty happy. Was tempted to pop into KFC next door before i went home, but thought i best keep things healthy, and made my way straight home.
A definite positive from me. Best value for money massage I've ever had. Saying that I won't be racing to go back, as it was a bit out of the way for me, and wasn't turned on by her at all. If I was passing by and needed a genuine massage I would definitely pop in for that price.
