This isn’t a review, as such, as the punt never happened.
If there's one thing missing from my punting bucket-list, its punting with a "midget" (her word, not mine!). Found this one in my Vivastreet search when I was seeing who's in Liverpool. Fired off a text but got no reply.
I called a few times, each time it rang out then went to voicemail.
About an hour later, when I was still holding out hope, she text me back with a rather strange reply:
"How annoying that you only react when I call. I will cancel your call ok?"
Can anyone decipher what she was trying to say?
I used a translation app to write in Brazilian Portuguese that I think she may be mistaking me for someone else, because she hasn’t call me(?).
She replied (in Portuguese) "come on, no lying!"
And I never got to bang a midget.
She wasn’t Happy.
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