LAPC - London adult party club

[punting playboy]

LAPC review

External Link/Members Only

Price: £95

Location: near wood street overground station

Review:

Trying to get into the party scene in London. Been to phoenix a bunch of times but wanted to try something else.

Went to LAPC for the first time. Girls advertised as - MOLLY (New!), AMIRA, NICOLE, TASHA MONAI, ORLA, JULIE

I was contemplating going. First red flag was the pictures of the girls, some only showing an arm and upper body etc. but I thought I’d take the risk as £95 isn’t a lot. And worst comes to worst I just walk in have a look and walk out. And there should be at least one girl I’m attracted to and can wait for (so I thought).

Anyway, I got there and immediately saw the girls were in their 40s-50s, out of shape and unattractive. Was seriously disappointed. I wouldn’t want to do anything with these girls even for free (no disrespect, there were other punters enjoying themselves there and didn’t mind, but not my cup of tea. When I’m paying I want them to be hot.)

A bunch of punters there. And I didn’t bother talking to or asking any of the girls their names.

‘Played’ with one girl, blowjob and then sex. And post orgasm I thought ‘what the hell am I doing here’. Actually felt bad for ‘playing’ with the girl as she was much older and not my type.

A random couple came, probably from the swingers scene, and the girl was somewhat attractive. But they stayed clothed, watched for 3-5 mins and made a swift exist.

Not attracted to the other girls, I watched for abit and made a swift exit.

The positives were none of the girls were forceful into playing with me, and no one asked any questions when I left early.

Sorry I’m sounding abit horrible. Some punters might have enjoyed this, and the ones there did. But the girls were not my cup of tea, and I need / would like a certain attractiveness when punting. They don’t have to be super hot, like model / pornstar looking, but genuinely wasn’t attracted to any of the girls there. And very surprised by how old they were.

One might like LAPC if they don’t mind older girls.

It was my first LAPC and likely last, might have got really ‘unlucky’ with the line up of other girls who work there are younger and more attractive.

Left with a slight sour taste in my mouth thinking why did I play with someone I wasn’t attracted to.

If anyone else has party recommendations in London apart from phoenix, please let me know.

Thank you.

[Duron]

Sounds like similar to Swingers and Sinners (now called something else . see thread). Orla is youngish quite nicely slim shaped though. She used to come to S&S. But was picky.

[punting playboy]

Sounds like similar to Swingers and Sinners (now called something else . see thread). Orla is youngish quite nicely slim shaped though. She used to come to S&S. But was picky.

There was no girl below 40 there so she might not have shown up or came after I already left (approx 1 hour.). Shame.

[TallnHung]

These parties have always been hit and miss on the ladies.
The few I've attended have been pretty good.  Though I'm more of a MILF with curves fan than skinny young things anyway. 
Always thought some of the ladies looked hot, one mentioned here, Orlando, has the curves I usually crave.

For £95 you probably got the equivalence of a 30 minute punt i guess.  Shame it was a letdown but the halcyon days or parties of 90s and early 2000s are gone sadly. 

[Steve2]

LAPC review

External Link/Members Only

Price: £95

Location: near wood street overground station

Review:

Trying to get into the party scene in London. Been to phoenix a bunch of times but wanted to try something else.

Went to LAPC for the first time. Girls advertised as - MOLLY (New!), AMIRA, NICOLE, TASHA MONAI, ORLA, JULIE

I was contemplating going. First red flag was the pictures of the girls, some only showing an arm and upper body etc. but I thought I’d take the risk as £95 isn’t a lot. And worst comes to worst I just walk in have a look and walk out. And there should be at least one girl I’m attracted to and can wait for (so I thought).

Anyway, I got there and immediately saw the girls were in their 40s-50s, out of shape and unattractive. Was seriously disappointed. I wouldn’t want to do anything with these girls even for free (no disrespect, there were other punters enjoying themselves there and didn’t mind, but not my cup of tea. When I’m paying I want them to be hot.)

A bunch of punters there. And I didn’t bother talking to or asking any of the girls their names.

‘Played’ with one girl, blowjob and then sex. And post orgasm I thought ‘what the hell am I doing here’. Actually felt bad for ‘playing’ with the girl as she was much older and not my type.

A random couple came, probably from the swingers scene, and the girl was somewhat attractive. But they stayed clothed, watched for 3-5 mins and made a swift exist.

Not attracted to the other girls, I watched for abit and made a swift exit.

The positives were none of the girls were forceful into playing with me, and no one asked any questions when I left early.

Sorry I’m sounding abit horrible. Some punters might have enjoyed this, and the ones there did. But the girls were not my cup of tea, and I need / would like a certain attractiveness when punting. They don’t have to be super hot, like model / pornstar looking, but genuinely wasn’t attracted to any of the girls there. And very surprised by how old they were.

One might like LAPC if they don’t mind older girls.

It was my first LAPC and likely last, might have got really ‘unlucky’ with the line up of other girls who work there are younger and more attractive.

Left with a slight sour taste in my mouth thinking why did I play with someone I wasn’t attracted to.

If anyone else has party recommendations in London apart from phoenix, please let me know.

Thank you.

Anyway, I got there and immediately saw the girls were in their 40s-50s, out of shape and unattractive. Was seriously disappointed. I wouldn’t want to do anything with these girls even for free

So why did you stay?

[joninbristol]

LAPC was bad for totally different reasons in my review of them back in January.

Mainly badly organised, crap logistics, zero security and girls who weren't pulling their weight.
Considerable weight, in Coco's case:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=profile;area=showreviews;u=65193

Piggymouth and Hermione were the only two I'd go back for at any party, but not at an LAPC.

The rest of them we taking the piss and yapping their way through the event to the point that some didn't even take part. I'd specifically avoid ANY party where the massively obese and full of negative attitude Coco was in attendance. She was simply vile.

Never going back to LAPC again.
 

[TallnHung]

What's Hermione like?
I've seriously considered an attendance just to check her chebs out.

[joninbristol]

What's Hermione like?
I've seriously considered an attendance just to check her chebs out.

Think I covered it in my review.
Nice lady, intelligent and capable of a decent, interesting conversation and was enthusiastic in providing services.
BBW, so not my type, but recognise others might jump at the chance.
Can't remember much more than that TBH - it was so cold in there my cognitive functioning was probably impaired.

[punting playboy]

Anyway, I got there and immediately saw the girls were in their 40s-50s, out of shape and unattractive. Was seriously disappointed. I wouldn’t want to do anything with these girls even for free

So why did you stay?

£95 is no drop in the ocean, I felt guilty about it so stayed. Although appreciate it’s not that much in the punting context. But in everyday context it’s still a decent amount. The price of two/three amazing meals, even a flight to Europe etc etc

[Payyourwaymate]

£95 is no drop in the ocean, I felt guilty about it so stayed. Although appreciate it’s not that much in the punting context. But in everyday context it’s still a decent amount. The price of two/three amazing meals, even a flight to Europe etc etc

Your mental wellbeing is worth more than £95.

You basically paid £95 to feel like shit after and disgusted, if you just left and took the loss you would not have felt disgusted from fucking an extremely unattractive woman. You would instead just be irritated with the loss but not be disgusted at least.

[punting playboy]

Your mental wellbeing is worth more than £95.

You basically paid £95 to feel like shit after and disgusted, if you just left and took the loss you would not have felt disgusted from fucking an extremely unattractive woman. You would instead just be irritated with the loss but not be disgusted at least.

Yup, we live and learn. I’ll know if a similar situation ever happens.

[Saltnpepper]

LAPC review

External Link/Members Only

Price: £95

Location: near wood street overground station

Review:

Trying to get into the party scene in London. Been to phoenix a bunch of times but wanted to try something else.

Went to LAPC for the first time. Girls advertised as - MOLLY (New!), AMIRA, NICOLE, TASHA MONAI, ORLA, JULIE

I was contemplating going. First red flag was the pictures of the girls, some only showing an arm and upper body etc. but I thought I’d take the risk as £95 isn’t a lot. And worst comes to worst I just walk in have a look and walk out. And there should be at least one girl I’m attracted to and can wait for (so I thought).

Anyway, I got there and immediately saw the girls were in their 40s-50s, out of shape and unattractive. Was seriously disappointed. I wouldn’t want to do anything with these girls even for free (no disrespect, there were other punters enjoying themselves there and didn’t mind, but not my cup of tea. When I’m paying I want them to be hot.)

A bunch of punters there. And I didn’t bother talking to or asking any of the girls their names.

‘Played’ with one girl, blowjob and then sex. And post orgasm I thought ‘what the hell am I doing here’. Actually felt bad for ‘playing’ with the girl as she was much older and not my type.

A random couple came, probably from the swingers scene, and the girl was somewhat attractive. But they stayed clothed, watched for 3-5 mins and made a swift exist.

Not attracted to the other girls, I watched for abit and made a swift exit.

The positives were none of the girls were forceful into playing with me, and no one asked any questions when I left early.

Sorry I’m sounding abit horrible. Some punters might have enjoyed this, and the ones there did. But the girls were not my cup of tea, and I need / would like a certain attractiveness when punting. They don’t have to be super hot, like model / pornstar looking, but genuinely wasn’t attracted to any of the girls there. And very surprised by how old they were.

One might like LAPC if they don’t mind older girls.

It was my first LAPC and likely last, might have got really ‘unlucky’ with the line up of other girls who work there are younger and more attractive.

Left with a slight sour taste in my mouth thinking why did I play with someone I wasn’t attracted to.

If anyone else has party recommendations in London apart from phoenix, please let me know.

Thank you.

Sorry to hear mate, check out house of poitier it maybe a bit further for you but they have a good range of parties. Some of the girls you listed do attend, but there are a few event organisers there with different girls.

[isaac_gauss]

I love parties but that's why I avoid LAPC. I went once but only because two of the women were not their regulars, but two attractive girls well-known on the party scene. The rest, not for me.

I second the recommendation to try house of poitier. When they have known scene girls, chances are you need not depend on advertising photos, as there will be plenty of videos online, so with a bit of research you can be much more confident that the talent will float your boat.

Better luck for the next one.

[Riprock]

LAPC is a bargain basement party. Very v hit & miss.
That said i've lucked out with them in the past.