External Link/Members OnlyInspired again by shiptonlad's review I figured I'd give this place a spin as never been before. Rocked up without a booking and ready for a mauling but on the desk was a reasonable looking 30-40ish chica who it turns out is Linda. She's a strong built oriental type, (not sure if she's Thai) not fat and flabby but firm looking and "all woman" - probs a size 12 with a kind of gingery hair and wearing a nice floaty dress. Takes my £50 at the desk for an hour massage and walks me in to one of the rooms. As I've not been here before I did find it a bit weird that the rooms are right off the shop lobby, but once inside all good - a nice big bed with a face hole, and a shower. Not the newest and trendiest joint, but I've been in worse.
She comes in after a few mins and asks if I want hard/med/soft - nice 'cos I am a big fan of the hard massage and was not disappointed. She started on legs and got proper stuck in with knees, elbows and fists with plenty of Thai-style stretching and bending then moved up to my back, then an early flip over (towel used for cover up) and back on the legs again - heavenly (if that's your thing) She's deffo a non-nonsense chica and if you don't like a mauling then don't go for hard
A few clear signs that action was incoming - like moving my arm to work on it and then standing with her crotch against it
but stuck to the proper massage for a good 40 mins I reckon. Then she offers up the menu (like I said, no nonsense
) £30 HJ, £40 naked HJ play with tiddies, £60 B2B with BJ or £80 FS
So I'm laid there thinking about it, and she's grinning like the cat with the cream, so I thought fuck it and pitched for a discount on the FS - £70 for the full menu which she took so game on !
She strips off - IMOH a nice bod, not a skinny Thai model but no munter either. Pretty big bolt-ons with big bullet nips and trimmed below. So she leaps on and gets a good old B2B going, plenty of titty fucking and playing, then on with a condom and a decent deep BJ for a good while - I'm laying back rolling with it and she's in control - then she's up and riding me cowgirl stylee. So this is where it get's a bit hysterical as she's banging me like crazy and the whole fucking bed, her ass and me are slapping and rattling about - discrete is deffo not the case here. Had a good old play around in variants of her on top then spin her over and give it back hard doggy style which tbf she takes like a champ. Got some big tatts on her back and left butt cheek which I had plenty of time to study
I did get the feeling someone would come in to see what the racket was but anyhoo all good and after a good thrash about I shot the bolt. Sure as hell was no GFE, and far from a sensual gentle experience, but I reckon it was a top notch sesh.
Into the shower for a quick degrease and clean up then dressed and out - she's back on the desk like nothing happened
Checked timing and I was 15mins over the hour, so can't be bad. At £120 all-in it wouldn't be a regular thing for me, but once in a while it's good to get a mauling. Now I know that an FS discussion about chicas in a massage shop is not the norm, but it seems from latest reviews and comments that this place is a known game-on joint, so thought I'd post up the reality just in case there was doubt - but buyer beware, like shippy said - this place at the mo is not for the faint-hearted.
