Alice - Healthy Massage, Hornsey N8

[Agent W]

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A new shop at the Hornsey end of Middle Lane, N8.

I dropped in on a Friday morning without an appointment, and was cheerfully introduced to Alice (30s, petite, slim, nice looking, friendly, good English, works Fridays), shown a room and charged £30 for 30 minutes. There’s also an option to pay a bit more for a deep tissue massage, whatever that it is, it sounds grim. The place is quite new and the room was nicely fitted out with a shower and a very comfortable massage bed. As it was my first visit and I’m a gentleman I kept my pants on and laid down, but when Alice came in she rather promisingly pulled them straight off.

She gave me a decent massage for 15 minutes, then the gentle bum stroking and reach unders started, which I indicated I liked a lot, leading to an agreement on £60 for B2B as the cushion came out for the turn. This was also rather nice and finished with a well executed naked handjob with a cheeky finger in my bum. Cleaning up, Alice indicated a lot more would be possible if I had an hour. I’m sure things would warm up even more on repeat visits.

All in all, a thoroughly good experience and I wish I’d had longer.

[tantraman]

Cheers, Agent W, for the review

I'm always on the lookout for walk-in, pants-down, cock-up, cum-out massage joints ... and this new gaff sounds the ticket

One question ... what's the ethnicity of the set-up or Alice at least? Chinese? Thai? EE? Latina?

[Agent W]

I’d say the shop has a Chinese theme but Alice is EE. However, I’m ashamed to admit I’m not completely sure. I’d go back to double check but Fridays are normally tricky for me. We need a volunteer.