Location: My place
Cost: £140. £80 1 hour deluxe massage fee and £60 for topless HE.
External Link/Members OnlyI’ve had a couple of absolute stinkers recently, and this is 1/2.
Booked Galena through the Deluxe WhatsApp. The online link doesn’t seem to work, and you get a message back from another number anyway.
Messaged to see who was available and got told Galena. So I ask to book for an hour. I’d actually not been that interested in her after reading the reviews here, as she seems expensive and a bit hit and miss, but I’d read rave reviews about the tits, so I thought, let me give it a go.
Booking was fine, and Galena messaged me after to say she was on her way to mine. She arrives and, first things first, yeah, she looks a lot worse than the photos. Hair slicked back, but she’s wearing a bodysuit and her chebs are looking okay. Anyway, she’s nice enough, and we move into the bedroom for the massage.
We’re chatting away about random things and she’s coming across nice enough. The massage is okay-ish, nothing great but not the worst. I’m pretty horny, so I cut to the chase and tell her I want to see her knockers and ask her to get them out.
Mistake, as I think she’s taken aback a bit by my lack of tact. She’s like, “Erm, okay, it’s £80,” which in my book is steep. A bit of back and forth and I’m initially like, that’s too much.
So I turn around and she’s massaging my front. Anyway, she’s rubbing past little man and I can’t take much more, so I’m like, “Let’s do topless for £60,” which she agrees to.
She unzips her top and boom, I see them, and they’re sagging and droopy. Complete letdown. I, for one, am sad, but whatever.
She’s stroking me and I ask if I can suck them. Told no. Ask if I can have a tit wank. Also no. So now I’m left flapping about with a couple of saggy tits while she’s wanking me off, and I don’t think it’s going too well.
She’s really trying to make me finish, and I ask her to slow down. She says we don’t have much time left. I’m like, I’m sure we do.
Anyway, neither of us seems to be having that much fun. She carries on wanking me off and I finish.
She’s straight up and into the bathroom to clean off. No sensuality or anything. I’m like, whatever, towel myself clean and then get her money for her.
I look at the time and she’s been there about 45minutes
Small talk, small talk, and she’s out the door.
£140 down, and I honestly would have had more fun on my own.
All in all, negative from me. I think we just didn’t click, and my forward nature was probably a bad move, but I wouldn’t bother again.
