Author Topic: Phoebe - Chinese Massage. Hornsey N8  (Read 2761 times)

Offline mattharding

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Saw a previous review on this place and was in the area so decided it was worth £30 for 30min at the very least.

The place is on Middle Lane, a small massage shop staffed by an over 50s woman who wasn’t bad looking, very friendly too. There was a younger lady who did the massage. Less chatty. Called herself ‘Phoebe’ and was friendly and attractive enough I’d say she was more early-mid 30s.

Anyway, stripped and got down to a relaxing massage for 15-20 mins with plenty of thigh stroking and oil. She eventually offered £30 for a HJ and £50 for body to body (I didn’t enquire about FS), negotiated her down to £40 for b2b. Cash upfront and she then proceeded to strip naked and she gave me a semi-decent b2b. She had a pretty decent young-ish body. Natural tits, some mutual touching on my part and after 6-7 mins of this she eventually finished me off with a HJ. I took a brief shower in the room and left after we both dressed.

When I left there was another milfy accomplice of theirs in reception. I’m not sure if I would’ve have preferred one of them tbh because they seemed more enthusiastic and complimentary. Says I was ‘very handsome’ when leaving lol. Maybe another time.

All in all 7/10. May return. 

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Proof, were it needed, that there are still goodies to be had out of the centre of town and not for Silly Prices  :dash:

Offline Agent W

Looks like Healthy Massage, 210 Middle Lane. Can you confirm? I’ve been meaning to visit.
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Offline Kojac

Looks like Healthy Massage, 210 Middle Lane. Can you confirm? I’ve been meaning to visit.
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I went to this gaff on a recce.  A recent punter wrote that he fancied the woman I met at reception more than the ladies in the rooms, due to the receptionist's age.  I thought she looked ok but nothing to write home about, and then wondered what the women hiding in the rooms looked like when she offered them to me.  :unknown:
Not wanting waste spunk unnecessarily I backed out of the shop with a view to returning in winter months.

Offline folma322

Do you remember which day of the week you visited?

I wrote something up for this place in the massage thread https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=139562.msg4517791#msg4517791 and there's a link to the first review of this place there too.

Offline mattharding

Looks like Healthy Massage, 210 Middle Lane. Can you confirm? I’ve been meaning to visit.
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Yes confirmed.

Offline Famy8989

I went to this gaff on a recce.  A recent punter wrote that he fancied the woman I met at reception more than the ladies in the rooms, due to the receptionist's age.  I thought she looked ok but nothing to write home about, and then wondered what the women hiding in the rooms looked like when she offered them to me.  :unknown:
Not wanting waste spunk unnecessarily I backed out of the shop with a view to returning in winter months.
+1 and agreed. They’re okay and enthusiastic, but nothing worth travelling for. It took me 45 minutes to get to that side of London, wasn’t really worth the shout

Offline Kojac

Do you remember which day of the week you visited?

I wrote something up for this place in the massage thread https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=139562.msg4517791#msg4517791 and there's a link to the first review of this place there too.

I went on Thursday late morning/early afternoon.

Offline Kojac

+1 and agreed. They’re okay and enthusiastic, but nothing worth travelling for. It took me 45 minutes to get to that side of London, wasn’t really worth the shout

The place based previous reviews and my limited exposure appears to be a good shop for nervous punters to practice their social skills with enthusiastic women, as it builds confidence.