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Author Topic: =SEXY BLONDE= - Bayswater - or what this job should be all about  (Read 3445 times)


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Offline TheOracle

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Lazy Sunday afternoon, strolling around wlhile the sky and my soul were getting heavier I knew I needed something to lighten myself (and, no, I don't mean by dropping a couple of centiliters). My original plan was to spend a few hours getting cooked in a sauna and then meet some friends over dinner, but then the area I chose for the SPA reminded me of oh so many profiles on AdultWork... surely I can just take a quick look just out of curiosity?

It turned out that various profiles in my hotlist were for girls based in Bayswater. I considered for a while Sweet Maria, whom has been very well reviewed, but for some reason whose pictures never convinced me fully... and that's when I noticed Julia's profile, and realized that she was probably meeting people in the same flat (which in general I tend to consider a good sign).

So I called her and set an appointment for a couple of hours later (ending just in time for the opening of the SPA): communication was a little dry, and I expect some of the most sensitive of you soft hearts to be off put by the fact she doesn't seem too slutty or bubbly on the phone. I tend not to care, given how frequently prossies have someone else answer the phone. I got to the area a few minutes earlier, and slowly walked north from the Bayswater stop towards the Porchester Hall, where the SPA is. Julia (and Maria's) flat is a stone's throw from there, which turns out to be pretty handy for the kind of double sweating plan that I had in mind.

The entrance to the flat is one of many very anonymous ones in a series of stucco-fronted terraced houses, in a bit of a bleak road, but not threatening in any way. Julia kept me waiting for a while before opening: I ended up entering the flat 10 minutes after the original start time. She was apologetic, and this was pretty much the only negative point about the punt.

After the entrance, a few flights of creaky stairs in a somewhat run down building lead to the top floor flat. I didn't meet anyone, but if someone else lives in the building, I suspect they notice the traffic of people walking up and down. Still, the experience seemed reasonably discreet to me. The flat itself is surprisingly welcoming, warm, cosy and big (it's on two floors, although I only moved between Julia's bedroom and the toilet). 

Julia is very, very pretty. Her pictures are weird in that they describe her quite well, but are somewhat unglamorous and I originally overlooked them. As you can see, she has long blond hair, a beautiful face with big, mischievous eyes and a great mouth, large and plump. She is a little shorter than the 5'7 her profile declares, probably 165/166cm, but has a great body: extremely fit (she was very proud, when I noticed that and she told me she works hard for it), she has smallish but soft tits, and an absolutely great ass: during the act I was astonished by how tonic her buttocks were.

She welcomed me with a nice, welcoming smile, very natural and understated, some light make up on, dark underwear with bustiere, garters and stockings towering on me with a pair of stilettos that initially duped me on her height. Money changed hands quickly, and she offered me a shower and a fresh towel. When I got back, she had wisely removed the shoes, I guess in order to ease the initial rapprochement, which she managed expertly, kissing me deeply and intensely, while I started exploring her perfect curves and started wondering how the hell to remove all that stuff from her.

This picture shows reasonably well how she looks like, even though her expression is a little rigid and lifeless. She is much more lively in real life:
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I am not a man of many acronyms when it comes to sex, and I don't look for a lot more than what my basic reproductive needs ask for: still I enjoyed her OWO, applied at an increasing intensity both in terms of speed and pressure on the shaft. I liked the 69, where she gave herself profusely, completely unfazed and actually pretty turned on by my light fingering or my not-so-light stuffing my tongue in her pussy.

Down to missionary, it took us a while to find the right chemistry: she is so strong and muscular that at the beginning I was almost struggling to find my way in: she was keeping her ass raised from the bed in what seemed to be a preference of her, but in doing so she had to tighten the muscles on her legs, which resulted in tension pulling me out. After a while, I asked her to lie down, and kept her legs raised: things started flowing well, but for some reason it took me longer than usual to come the first time (I almost never come twice, nowadays, sigh, even though in this case I came close), but surely not for lack of trying on her side: she was holding me, encouraging with her body, kissing me passionately, and generally touching all the right buttons.

Eventually, and after a couple of intermediate positions, I managed to come without having a heart attack, and had to take a second shower because I had started dripping sweat all around: she was completely unconcerned, but the thing embarrasses me quite a bit.

The chat between the two rounds was a little short due to my eagerness to start kissing her again, but I still managed to have a few nice words with her, mainly discovering she's German (which should appease the anxiety of the brainless repeaters of the anti-Romanian mantra), and getting the impression of a very spontaneous, down to earth girl, doing this job with no regret and possibly a bit of curiosity for the human nature, very ready to laugh and easily able to make people at ease.

Second round was a little more intense, mostly for my desire to try and come twice, but despite me sweating more or less as much as I ended up doing in the SPA half an hour later, I didn't manage to get to the end again. Still, she tried, and when I decided to stop she seemed quite willing to try for some more time. Sadly, I felt the strength leaving my body (damn age), and knew it was time to go, but I left with a smile.

Overall, Julia is a solid 8.5/9: very beautiful face (8.5), great, fit body (8) and perfect attitude (10) for someone like me who needs a human being to spend some time with by practicing the most ancient art in the world (as opposed to someone on whose tits to draw sperm arabesques). In many ways, she reminded me of Dalia19, whom I met a few months ago, and is similar from many points of view (although 30£/h more expensive).

I'm not sure she is for everybody: if you're the kind of guy who measures the value for money of a girl in terms of how long her list of services is, you might be disappointed. Still, her profile mentions to feel free to discuss with her any "desire, fantasy or dream" so you never know. For me, she offered great value for money, and left me with the desire to meet her again.
« Last Edit: January 13, 2015, 12:20:04 am by TheOracle »

west8

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for someone like me who needs a human being to spend some time with by practicing the most ancient art in the world (as opposed to someone on whose tits to draw sperm arabesques).

Brilliantly expressed sentiment.

Reading about 'facials' and the like makes me want to puke. There are some sick puppies on here that seem to revel in their degrading behaviour towards the WGs they book.

I think she looks fantastic. She also sounds fantastic - thanks for sharing!

Offline TheOracle

Reading about 'facials' and the like makes me want to puke. There are some sick puppies on here that seem to revel in their degrading behaviour towards the WGs they book.

Agreed: it might sound ridiculous, coming from a punter, but most people frequenting this forum have a serious misogyny problem.

west8

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Agreed: it might sound ridiculous, coming from a punter, but most people frequenting this forum have a serious misogyny problem.

Yes, the hypocrisy is staggering. This forum is a wonderful resource, but that is occasionally denigrated by the attitude of a few misogynists. Usually the same little cadre of trolls who like to trash my own reviews.

Offline shagbambi

Thank you for the review and bringing Julia to my attention.  She looks great. 

Offline Boundless

Agreed: it might sound ridiculous, coming from a punter, but most people frequenting this forum have a serious misogyny problem.

I don't think that wanting to give a facial is a sign of mysogyny.

If WG's don't want it then they don't put it in their likes list.

Offline hendrix

Good review thanks.

Equating facials with misogyny is complete bollocks however. Perhaps I'll refuse the next time at least three girls I know demand a facial when I haven't asked for that service specifically.

Offline shagbambi

Good review thanks.

Equating facials with misogyny is complete bollocks however. Perhaps I'll refuse the next time at least three girls I know demand a facial when I haven't asked for that service specifically.

I can just picture you being resolute and sticking to your guns!

Offline S_holmes

Agreed, an enjoyable punt. I reviewed last month along similar lines. Although interesting to note she is German now, she was Italian last month. I thought she looked a bit Brazilian but probably is Romanian. Matters not.

Offline what-a man

I saw her sometime ago when she was based in Peckham. She told me she was Italian. Now she is German. The only issue I had with her then was the state of her teeth i.e there were some black ones. I hope she has sorted them out which was why I did not return.
« Last Edit: January 13, 2015, 09:40:49 am by what-a man »

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Offline akauya

I saw her sometime ago when she was based in Peckham. She told me she was Italian. Now she is German. The only issue I had with her then was the state of her teeth i.e there were some black ones. I hope she has sorted them out which was why I did not return.

Same here, I saw her in Peckham and rated her neutral. Can't remember her teeth but she's a nice enough girl but didn't blow my mind. She's put her prices up too.




Glad you had a good time ytettzru, looks like her service is improving.


Offline lewishamguy

She told me she's half Italian and half German. ;)

Offline Sheer Tights

Good review. Was her hair straight or wavy

Offline Thepacifist

I resent the accusations that because I enjoy giving facials that I am disrespectful to women. If she offers it and or enjoys it then I shall take her up on her offering with enjoyment.

Offline king tarzan

I saw her last year in Peckham, found her to be quite lame to be honest, quite boring, complained that I wanted to kiss too much!!
I am paying her really good money for an hour for GFE!!
Told her as i was getting dressed that she should go and find another job because her attitude was quite lame and boring.. and that she is being paid real good money and not delivering excellent service, she just did not respond at ll..
the kissing owo oral on her and sex all delivered with poor enthusiasm..
Each to there own..
stopped my friend from seeing her... TO ME NOT RECOMMENDED!
Banned reason: Misogynist who gets free bookings from agencies for pos reviews.
Banned by: daviemac

Offline TheOracle

Good review thanks.

Equating facials with misogyny is complete bollocks however. Perhaps I'll refuse the next time at least three girls I know demand a facial when I haven't asked for that service specifically.

To be perfectly clear, this forum is full of misogynists irrespective of facials. Most people here think that because they pay a meagre sum to a woman they own her for an hour: it's not a specific sexual act that I find irrespective, it's stuff like for example the sense of outrage that some members show when an escort raises her prices (as if they were owned something), the language that is used in the reviews, the priority given to some elements of the description rather than others, and stuff like that.

Mind you, for a lot of people the simple act of going with a prostitute is a sexist sin in itself so I surely can't judge anyone, but regarding facials I always thought that the act of deciding to smear a woman with semen is quite dodgy, with respect to respecting said woman. Of course there will be people who like it, and a lot of people who "like" it because they have chosen to fit the market niche of the people who enjoy smearing them. That doesn't make stuff like you coming in their mouths a practice that I find respectful. And besides, I will never understand the enjoyment of pulling out, taking out a condom and furiously wanking so that one can jizz on a pair of tits: there's no way I would pull out when I'm at the top of the excitement and about to come, just to mimic a porn act.

There are clearly a lot of cerebral aspects in sexuality, so it's not weird that people find enjoyable elements that are not rooted in pure rubbing: still, when I do something I care about the symbolic aspects of my acts, and coming on top of a woman simply means "you're a dumpster, I'm offloading my rubbish on you and I enjoy that". I'll leave that to you gentlemen.

Offline TheOracle

She's Brazilian ..

She doesn't have a Brazilian accent, tbh. I simply assumed she was Romanian, but when I asked her where in Romania she was from, she told me she wasn't Romanian. Then we played a guessing game for a while, and I listed pretty much all of the nations in eastern Europe (including Turkey and Greece), simply assuming she was eastern (even though her accent didn't sound eastern). I thought she might be Albanian, but she denied, and eventually told me she was half German and half something else, but she considered herself German.

Regarding the teeth, I didn't notice anything, but then again I was more interested by other things than the state of her teeth. Surely not anything major: I thought she had a nice smile. Regarding kissing, I'm quite a big fluffy, and I surely am in the top tier in terms of time devoted to kissing in a punt: she happily obliged.

Offline Meursault

To be perfectly clear, this forum is full of misogynists irrespective of facials. Most people here think that because they pay a meagre sum to a woman they own her for an hour:

There are a fair few angry, unhappy misogynist types on here who express their (usually subconscious) anger and hatred in various ways. I agree that many also have proprietary and entitled attitudes towards sex workers.
HOWEVER it is clear from my experience, in and outside the punting world, that some women's sexual preferences run to humiliation, being dominated and, in a surprising number of cases, even rape fantasy. Therefore, I don't think the act of swallowing cum or having it sprayed on them would phase many women or indeed could be seen as a misogynistic act by a man per se. Some women will enjoy this some will do it as their job. It can't be seen as misogyny simply to enjoy doing this to a women. It is mysogynistic to EXPECT it from all women regardless of their tastes and choices. Some on this forum fall into the latter category and I believe that's probably what you were trying to assert.
« Last Edit: January 14, 2015, 11:04:47 am by Meursault »

Offline hendrix

To be perfectly clear, this forum is full of misogynists irrespective of facials. Most people here think that because they pay a meagre sum to a woman they own her for an hour: it's not a specific sexual act that I find irrespective, it's stuff like for example the sense of outrage that some members show when an escort raises her prices (as if they were owned something), the language that is used in the reviews, the priority given to some elements of the description rather than others, and stuff like that.

Mind you, for a lot of people the simple act of going with a prostitute is a sexist sin in itself so I surely can't judge anyone, but regarding facials I always thought that the act of deciding to smear a woman with semen is quite dodgy, with respect to respecting said woman. Of course there will be people who like it, and a lot of people who "like" it because they have chosen to fit the market niche of the people who enjoy smearing them. That doesn't make stuff like you coming in their mouths a practice that I find respectful. And besides, I will never understand the enjoyment of pulling out, taking out a condom and furiously wanking so that one can jizz on a pair of tits: there's no way I would pull out when I'm at the top of the excitement and about to come, just to mimic a porn act.

There are clearly a lot of cerebral aspects in sexuality, so it's not weird that people find enjoyable elements that are not rooted in pure rubbing: still, when I do something I care about the symbolic aspects of my acts, and coming on top of a woman simply means "you're a dumpster, I'm offloading my rubbish on you and I enjoy that". I'll leave that to you gentlemen.

Well, I disagree with some of this, but each to their own and it's probably a discussion for a separate thread rather than taking this review OT.

west8

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Well, I disagree with some of this, but each to their own and it's probably a discussion for a separate thread rather than taking this review OT.

Had a feeling you might ..  ;)

Offline anyfucker

I'm sure this forum is full of all sorts just like the population at large and similar to the saafe site.
The point here is not to judge others, society and mumsnet already judges punters, but to provide feedback on the services we receive and information to help us punt better.
IMHO providing we are not doing anything illegal or forcing anyone to do something they don't want to then it is OK.

west8

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I'm sure this forum is full of all sorts just like the population at large and similar to the saafe site.
The point here is not to judge others, society and mumsnet already judges punters, but to provide feedback on the services we receive and information to help us punt better.
IMHO providing we are not doing anything illegal or forcing anyone to do something they don't want to then it is OK.

Well said! Having watched most of the Frankie Boyle gigs, I have now turned to SAFFE for my comedy fix.

Some priceless threads there about the horrors of being a WG.