Glory hole table massage - Garrick Street

[Jtnonny]

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Garrick street

Price paid 180 (160 for the massage and 20 for oral).

Saw this advertised on one of the massage boards and have wanted to try a milking table massage for ages, so thought id give it a shot.

First off, the girl on the site is not the lady that provides the service. She was a surly, spanish lady in her sixties (or if she was younger, shed had a hard paper round).

messaged to book and was given cryptic instructions on how to find the place and then to call when outside, where i was given further insturctions. Eventually managed to get in (top floor, no lift) and was told to get my shoes off and keep quiet.

Went inside and handed some cash over. Got shushed again and told exactly where to put my things. had a shower, got shushed.

then on to the table for a sensual rub down, which to be fair was pretty good, with lots of edging. Weirld thing was she wore rubber gloves the whole time and changed them frequently, which sort of messed with the tempo.

After about half an hour, it was time for the hole to be removed and dangle my junk through it for some milking massage, again pretty good  but the constant glove changing was getting irritating. Then on with a bag for four quick sucks before finishing me off by hand again.

I was glad i had the experience but would not recommend and would not return because the SP's attitude was woeful. 

[moonlight_lad]

Weirld thing was she wore rubber gloves the whole time and changed them frequently, which sort of messed with the tempo.

At her age may be she has a sand paper palm. In a way its better they wear glouse to hide their scratchy hand, you definitely wouldn't enjoy being scratched.

[democracymanifest]

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[OliverK]

At her age may be she has a sand paper palm. In a way its better they wear glouse to hide their scratchy hand, you definitely wouldn't enjoy being scratched.

Very odd that she was constantly changing them though.
If she's a germaphobe, she's in the wrong job.

[massagepuntingfan]

This one's been around for donkey's years and rarely if ever gets a good review.

[yesbby]

Steer clear of this crazy individual. She went on the offensive against me in a nasty, lunatic style for expressing over text difficulty in understanding her Byzantine pricing structure.  The thought of presenting my genitals to her through a hole sends shudders

[Prifessionallondinguy]

Maybe she didn’t want to leave fingerprints or any DMA evidence. 

[Stevelondon]

Doesn’t she go by the name Luna elsewhere.

As has been said. She has been around a long time.

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[Grigore]

Another her ad as Michelle 
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[Prifessionallondinguy]

£300 outcall.  How does that work? Does she bring the table or will she cut a hole in your mattress?

[Heph]

First off, the girl on the site is not the lady that provides the service. She was a surly, spanish lady in her sixties (or if she was younger, shed had a hard paper round).

I was glad i had the experience but would not recommend and would not return because the SP's attitude was woeful.

From your description, I suspect it is actually her - everything you describes aligns; she's just aging or aged.
She has a dozen aliases. She's crap - utterly unsuited for this work, and has to change her nom-de-plume often because her reputation is so bad.

As Veronique:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=212083.0

[Munter84]

As Veronique:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=212083.0

I just read your 2018 review, and it was a pleasure for all the wrong reasons. You certainly have a way with words 

[Heph]

I just read your 2018 review, and it was a pleasure for all the wrong reasons. You certainly have a way with words 

Thank you, and you're welcome. There's a few follow-on observations from comments on other reviews that you might also find useful, as sound reasons to avoid her:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=460370.msg4498978#msg4498978