Lan, Hyde
External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyMasseuse: 40's, Chinese
Costs: Massage only - £45/hour, B2B extra £50.
Having read the numerous positive reviews I was getting FOMO, and so decided to check her out last weekend. Comms were excellent, had no issues in arranging the meet. I thought it was a private house but turned out to be a massage shop right at busy junction. I tried to time entering the shop with the traffic lights turning green, and luckily the door was open, so darted in. I text Lan again to say I was here. She came from the back of the shop wearing some navy apron, not very sexy to be honest. I was a little disappointed by the sight. She asked me to wait at the front of the shop and that she would be back soon. I wasn't too happy sitting in the front room in full view of passersby, but what the hell, had no choice. Luckily it had gone 7pm so was darkish outside, and doubt I was too visible sat inside. I wondered what she was up to as i'd now been waiting over 10 minutes. But then I was pleasantly happy when she appeared in a sexy skimpy yellow dress. That was worth the wait. Looked like she'd gone to shower and get ready.
She led me to a room on the same floor, and asked me to strip off. I kept my pants on and tried to get on the massage table. She stopped me and told me to take everything off. I was just testing her out. So I knew there was more than a massage on the cards. The massage started but within a few minutes she got a phone call. She was speaking in Chinese Mandarin so i didn't know what it was about, but she said it was a customer. After 10 minutes of a decent massage, her phone rang again. I don't understand Chinese Mandarin but it seemed like she was trying to explain that she was in the middle of a massage and not available for an hour. Whoever was on the phone wasn't having any of it. She was really nervous and embarrassed to tell me that she had to go and would be back in 8 minutes, not sure why specifically 8 minutes. She said "no worry I give you 1 hour when I come back". She was really apologetic and I felt a bit sorry for her. Anyway, she kissed me on the cheek and told me to wait. I put my pants back on, grabbed my phone, lay on the bed, and decided to catch up on the latest news on the skysports website.
No idea where she went but she was literally back in around 10 minutes. I doubt she went for a quick game of speed chess with a regular customer, but hey, you never know. Previous reviews have mentioned customers munching her muff, but after her disappearing to satisfy a customer I sort of lost interest in putting my tongue anywhere near her foo-foo.
The massage continued, which was very thorough, and after about 40 minutes she started caressing my inner thighs and asked if i wanted B2B for £50. I just agreed, as i just needed to blow my load and get home, as it was getting late with all the unplanned delays. She asked for the money upfront. She took everything off as I got off the bed and went through my wallet. I pulled out 5 crisp tenners and handed them over. She went to stash the cash under the bed, as i admired her naked body. I was all excited at this point. I got back on the bed. She rubbed her tits over my back and across my butt cheeks. This didn't last as long as i'd hoped, before she asked me to turn over. She oiled my cock and proceeded to rub her tits all over my chest and groin area, which was nice. She then got into a standing reverse cowgirl position and started wanking me off while making fake moaning sounds and whispering "cum for me baby". She had a lovely shaven pussy, but it was way out of reach, and i thought £50 for this is not worth it, so i somehow managed to force myself to outstretch my arm and get at least a few strokes of her pussy before i blew my load. It was a really nice oily hand job but very quick action and didn't last long. She then spent further time massaging my legs, and then head, making up the full hour, which i appreciated. I wished she'd taken her time a bit more with the hand job, but I just think it had been a long day for her and she seemed like she just wanted to go home. She's a really lovely woman, but i won't be rushing back any time soon, as i didn't feel the service i got was worth £95 in total. But I think if i went again i would probably get a better service, and i would probably be a bit bolder in trying to get a bit more for my money. I guess this is a neutral but closer to positive than negative.
