External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyMy plan A had ghosted me, I’d already withdrawn the cash and taken a Tadalafil so was looking for a plan B. Decided upon a massage as I genuinely could do with one with the last few weeks I’ve had and its always nicer when a young Thai woman is gliding over you.
Called ahead, via the Vivastreet ad and a woman with a scouse accent answered. Arranged a time, given the address and I make my way there.
Swan Spa on Slater Street. Its on a fairly busy street but just tucked away enough that you wouldnt be spotted coming or going unless you loitered about outside. Mostly pubs and takeaway places around the place.
I’m buzzed up. The woman from the phone is behind the desk. Fairly pretty, I’d say 25ish, about 5ft tall. I pay £30 for 30mins and she leads me upstairs to a massage room. Very professional and clean. There’s a shower in the room too.
She tells me “Ok, take everything off, lay face down and I’ll be back in a minute”. I do. After a few mins she returns, straddles my back and begins the massage. She’s clearly an expert. Cracks my back and everything. I didn't know how tense I was!
This goes on for the full 30mins. While she’s doing my legs there’s no swipe of the balls or ass-crack, but she asks if I’d like any extras. I ask what they are:
£30 HJ
£60 Topless HJ
£80 B2B. I ask further clarifyers about this. You can touch her all over but no fingers in.
I go for B2B. Pay in advance.
No sooner is the cash in her gym leggings and she’s out of them. Great little body. Slim, fake tits. Trimmed pussy. She kneels next to me and coats me in oil. Then straddles me and slides all over. As lovely as this is, and me feeling all over her I did notice that she avoids eye-contact. Like, literally turns her head to be facing the wall.
Anyway, I’m feeling her up and she coats my cock in lube and wanks it off expertly. Those little hands are well experienced and I popped in about 1 minute, which is the record of any masseuse (well done Kimmy!).
She wipes me down then I shower in the room. She then gets in after me and we chat while she’s showering (which in itself was a sight to behold).
Apparently, she knows you’re going there for a rub and tug if you call via her Vivastreet ad. Otherwise, if you walked in she’s more cautious about asking if you’d like extras.
I’m giving this a neutral. For a total of £110, I got her avoiding eye contact, no fingers, no reverse massage or me eating her on offered - of which at least one is standard in other Thai places in the city.
Would I return? No. Although she herself is pretty, and friendly. For her offered service she’d need to drop it by £40 at least before I’d consider going again.
