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External Link/Members OnlySummaryThis can only be described as shit

, save your money and have a wank. Can't massage and even said she was going back home to learn, lack lustre performance and can't take a length (I'm only average at best)
Location:Central Air BnB type place not far from the Cinema in the Brewery Quarter
Appearance:As per her phonos, what you see is what you get, good petite figure, boobs are bolt on but well done.
Date:Early September tour in Cheltenham
Making the booking/Comms:Text her (as per her profile requests) asking for a same day booking. super quick replies all arranged very easily. So far so good. £140 for an hour massage, kissing and OWO were included. I like DFK but there was no mention of this being an extra in her texts.
Services:£140 for an hour massage & GFE, kissing and OWO were included. She asked if I wanted DFK for £20 extra, I had only bought just enough so I couldn't. I told her she didn't have that listed as an extra and that kissing was included.
The Appointment:Parked up close by at a large outdoor paid carpark. magic door trick, she was as per photo's dressed in a lovely see through teddy thing that caught my attention. Show to the bedroom, exchanged the loot, this is the point where she then told me DFK was an extra £20. I didn't have the cash so declined, I told here that was not in here text and that she should probably change the wording a bit. Asked me how big I am, my response was average (that's me begging myself up, average at a stretch

. She got me naked and told me I has huge, what ever. On to the bed for a shit rub and kept pressing/pushing me, that was her massage technique

. Things progress to OWO after the obligatory baby wipe with what felt like ice cold sand paper in between a vice, fuck she was rough with the little man. A poor effort and toothy BJ carried on for about 2 minutes, then it was mack on for a shag. Couldn't take my length, kept complaining I was too big. More like she could not be arsed. Came in the bag but that was a struggle as I was just not into it. clean up, glass of water then a bit more of a massage. She moved onto a head massage which was ok, and that there gentleman was the highlight, except getting the hell out of there. Got dressed and left at the 45 minute mark, what a load of shite. Thoroughly pissed off.
Another VisitAbsolutely not

, not even if she was the last woman on earth.