External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyI called the number on the VS ads - 07717 197789 - answered by a mature sounding Chinese lady with excellent English, referred to me as
Baby 
Booked ahead for an hour's massage @£50, received a text with the advertised price list, detailed address and instruction to text on arrival. I did this, was asked to wait 10 minutes which became 15, but I wasn't too stressed about that.
The address is the Relax Derby place in Littleover. Still has the signage but from the outset they had several different telephone numbers which do not match the number I called. No idea if the website telephone number is active or indeed if Relax Derby is still a going concern, hence my reviewing as advertised
The Enchanted Room.
The door was opened by the SP who eventually revealed herself to be called Annie. A tidy little thing, attractive MILF, dark bobbed hair wearing a shortish dress. I was invited into a tiny room, just enough space to walk around the massage table. Clearly a room created by a stud wall dividing one room into two. I handed over the reddies, undressed and lay face down.
The massage started quite nicely with Annie sitting on me whilst also pressing down with her hands. She rocked backwards, forwards and sideways before hotching a few inches lower. Unfortunately the novelty of this had finished by the time she had moved down to become sat bum on bum, I had become a bit bored. Next followed a conventional massage done to my satisfaction with a hint of nudges and CC swipes. Towards the end the CC swipes were obvious and she asked if I liked it. When I said yes I received a couple of reachunders before being asked to turnover. Then the question - B2B? I asked how much, she said
you first. I offered £40 which seemed to be acceptable, then the upsell,
you want blowjob with condom? She asked £60 for this, I said no so she settled on £50.
First bad, she wanted me to get off the table to find the money. Second bad, she stripped down to a pair of lacey pants revealing quite a bit of loose skin on her front. I was a little dismayed, but things improved from there. She climbed onto the table and ran her tits up and down my body. Next she repeated the action with little kisses all over, head, a couple on the lips, nipples, cock and balls. Annie then moved up my body, inserted one of her tits in my mouth and spent a good time writhing about on me. I was playing between her legs, then slid my hand into her panties, started running my fingers along her gash which she was ok with for a couple of seconds before looking me in the eye and saying
no. I desisted immediately and went back to fondling from outside.
Now for the BJ. She got one of those little plastic bags out - amazingly it's the first time anyone has used one of these on me - added a drop of oil on my helmet before sheathing me up. I know some guys dislike being covered for a BJ but I'm quite happy with it and she gave a very good performance. Variation in depth, one hand on my balls and bumhole, the other tickling my nipples so a hands-free BJ. Annie positioned herself for easy access to her covered bum and pussy. As she sensed I was building a head of steam Annie upped the pace commendably and I thrust up face-fucking her. Then when I started to cum I got her to use a hand to maximise the sensation. She continued til I was spent.
Usual clean-up and a thorough wipe down of any oil with tissue before leaving. I bumped into her colleague on the way out, younger, taller, slimmer but not quite as attractive. I don't know for sure but I don't think either girl was the one I spoke to on the phone. All in all a satisfactory outcome, £50 + £50, but I doubt I would return.
