Author Topic: Oriental Health Massage - Tunbridge Wells  (Read 1362 times)

Offline Scout99

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Off the back of some reviews here I decided to give this place a go. It is definitely a worthy find and I have now been 3 times in total over the past couple of months.

Here is my mini review with the girls I have seen so far.

Comms: Comms are great, now I am a ‘regular’ I just text the number asking who is working that day and get a swift response. I usually text back asking to book a certain time so someone is available. The first time I actually went into the place as I wanted to scope out the joint and see who was working. Very pleasantly surprised to see Nico at the front desk who I think is the owner/runs it.

Venue: The usual fairly non descript old shop front with covered/opaque windows. Small reception desk and discreet waiting area. Fairly basic decor and rooms are pretty small, just enough room to move around the tables, handles on the ceiling, large mirror on one wall. I think there are two rooms in total. One of the rooms has a shower although I’ve never been offered this.

Girls…
Nico - mid 30s about 5ft6, great athletic body, nice arse and medium boobs (probably done, but very well, not too hard). 1 hour session. She hair slightly curly, frizzy dark hair, ok looking (bit of acne scars maybe) was wearing a short black dress. Started off with a nice strong FDM massage, nothing too brutal, worked whole body and gave a few swipes. Some light chit chat asking if I had been here before. Just after half way mark there was some light stroking up my leg and across my arse with a giggle asking if I wanted ‘naughty massage’. She then offered B2B as an extra and we negotiated on £60 I then added £10 for oral both ways. Nico stripped off and showed her great body whilst attending to my soldier and offering a nipple to suck. Her pussy has fine dark hair, not too much, very neat. She climbed on and we 69 for a bit as I teased her arse with my finger. She was writhing and moaning and when I was about to let go she wrapped the paper sheet around it to stop the mess. Cleaned up and she showered before offering a head massage to finish.

Girl 9/10
Massage 7/10
Services 9/10
VFM 9/10

Yuki:
A bigger girl, a bit younger than Nico. Round face, long straight black hair, can’t remember what she was wearing. The massage was very strong and I almost had to tap out a few times when she was digging her elbow into my back or shoulders. Not many swipes at all but she asked if I had been before so I guess was gauging if I knew extras were on offer.
Again, just after halfway I got a nice gentle stroke over my arse and whisper in my ear. Settled on £50 for B2B. Yuki is chunky and has a bit of a tummy on her. Same dark pubic hair, very soft and short. Was allowed to rub as she gave me a very sensual hj paying attention to my balls as well. Was offered a nipple to suck which she then dragged down my body before giving a quick titwank. Her boobs are natural and have a little sag to them but medium size. Exploded all over her chest and after cleanup was offered a head massage to finish.

Girl 5/10
Massage 7/10
Services 8/10
VFM 9/10

Lindsey:
Not a regular from the sounds of it and will be going on elsewhere soon. Walked in and saw her cute face and cleavage, her dress had a cutout in the front. Massage started out with a towel and some light hand pressing, then started working small areas around neck and shoulders without oil. Towel was placed back on and asked if I wanted her to use her feet (it was new to me and I thought why not) so she climbed on the table and walked up and down my back and shoulders, a bit of upper arms then down to my butt and thighs. Was actually very decent. She got down and removed the towels (finally) getting lots of oil on to work on my body giving plenty of swipes as she moved up and down. At one point she climbed over my head and was working my back (oh how I wish I had eyes in the back of my head). As she worked my arse she kept rocking me side to side which wasn’t helping things and got the little man quite excited. She then worked my legs more and I asked if she could do the front of them as they were sore. On the flip she looked at my fella and asked if I wanted extras whilst she got to work on my thighs. We haggled a bit but she agreed to £40 for B2B. She asked if I wanted extras now or after, looking at her boobs in that dress I needed them now! She stripped off and wiped my hands with antibac foam. Amazing body, not as fit as Nico but her arse was perfect and tits were a bit bigger and natural. Same pubic region as the others, was able to touch but not enter. Was offered nipples to suck and was given an expert HJ. Plenty of oil, lots of attention to the balls, tits all over me and smothering me as she kissed my neck. Then she asked if I wanted her to spit on it. ‘Ummm yes please!’. She lets a long string of saliva drop perfectly onto the old fella as she tosses me off. Looks incredible, feels amazing. I sit up as have her between my legs as she jerks me between her tits, more saliva, a bit of light kissing, more attention to my balls and off I pop all over her chest and hands. Thoroughly cleaned up with paper towels, wet wipes all over to get the oil off. Finished with the remaining thigh massage and head massage after. Felt bad and gave her an extra £10 as it was very good.

Girl 9/10
Massage 9/10
Services 9/10
VFM 10/10

There seems to be another girl on the regular roster Suki and I have heard of Amy and Cindy (but they may be temporary). If I see any other girls I’ll be sure to do another review.

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Much as I like what you have tried to do, reviews have to be individual (except if it's eg a MFF meet). You're not allowed to review an establishment. This will be moved to discussions, people will still be able to see it there.

You could always do separate reviews for each girl.

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Ahh ok, my bad. I will leave it as regional discussion piece as it gives a good overview. When I go back I might review the next girl separately.

Offline bristolnick

Have you seen Sulky yet? I checked and she is one of the ones working tomorrow.

Offline massageseeker1977

Have you seen Sulky yet? I checked and she is one of the ones working tomorrow.

I have seen Suky, with Nicole

I would say she is older, probably mid 30's, a bit curvier, bigger breasts, wasn't in the class of Nicole in my opinion but we all have our tastes

Offline Scout99

Not seen Suky yet. Went a couple of weeks ago and saw Lindsey who was there only temporarily (her last week). She was the best by far. Not worth be putting in a review for her as she has gone back up north. I text before hand to ask who was working and when I got there this cute girl came out I didn’t recognise and she said Nicole was busy. Half way through I heard Nicole finish up so when it was time for the extras I asked for a four hands massage with her and Nicole for £40, so it was v good VFM.

The massage was excellent with lots of teasing right out the gate.