Notkate Podjanintherapyspa Congleton

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Notkate Podjanintherapyspa Congleton

Terms of Reference  -  Philmeboots FR sounded good, not heard of the place before so thought to give the place a whirl.


Contact  -    External Link/Members Only


Comms  -    Reasonable comms to arrange by text but phoning can be confusion.


Location  -  On fairly busy street bars adjacent and a bloody great fitness place over the road, recessed door to front.

 
Premesis  - Well presented, walk through door and desk is in front, unfortunately two massage rooms both with doors opening facing into the reception area so anyone can get an eyefull of whoever is on the massage table. Bog down some stairs but as far as I could tell no shower. I was left to wipe off the oil with an oily towel no other method of cleaning apparently available.


The Girl  -  Girl called Notkate (?), Thai and age somewhere between late twenties and early forties. Not bad looking. Quiet and English a bit ropey. Never got anywhere near tits or arse so no idea.
The Service  -  Actually there wasn`t one as such. Massage legit only and had better had worse. No nudges winks coy comments ball slapping or anything else to hint of hunt the spunk. Massage finished on the hour then tentatively got asked if would like anything else. A bit bloody daft as I had been lying face up with a stiffy for the last half an hour. Unfortunately I was parked in P&D car park with a ticket about to run out and so was left with just an oily towel to add more oil onto the existing oil. Bit of a first for me as I didn`t have to wipe oil off cock balls and arse crack.


Comments and Thoughts  -   Sat in reception and if you`re a raconteur you`ll be fine having a chat with the previous occupant emerging from off the table 3m in front of you, then out into reception. There was also some freak with a phone wandering around outside watching entry and still there yapping away when exiting.
Cost was a fairly standard £45/hour. No further services so got a chicken chow mein, spare ribs and some salt & pepper nibbly things with the saved cash. As they are fairly close to Naaaaarnigannnn not able to make a meaningful comparison with the local opposition as yet, pretty much 50/50.
 
Phils FR must have had some serious impact on enquiries as I got 3rd degree questioning about where I had heard about them - they must have been watching epidodes of `The Sweeny`.


Marks out of 10


Comms -  6

Area - 7

Premesis - 5

Massage - 7

The Post Massage Jiggery Pokery - Ahahaha....

Would I Return - yes when the hue & cry has dropped.




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[Philmeboots]

No further services so got a chicken chow mein, spare ribs and some salt & pepper nibbly things with the saved cash.

Funny that,I had a sandwich and drink just down the street, should do food review for the area at least you can guarantee your extras from the menu.

[spiralnotebook]

Great curry smell drifting downwind once outside the premises - I had to dash as was parked on the library P&D - it was the only place I could find typically for me. Going to pop into Narjnifanny at some point if they don’t shut to early.

 

[mahler44]

"Unfortunately I was parked in P&D car park with a ticket about to run out"
Next time, park at Morrisons which is free for 3 hours (or maybe 2) without shopping there.

[Hugger-Mugger]

Notkate Podjanintherapyspa Congleton

Terms of Reference  -  Philmeboots FR sounded good, not heard of the place before so thought to give the place a whirl.
The Girl  -  Girl called Notkate (?), Thai and age somewhere between late twenties and early forties. Not bad looking. Quiet and English a bit ropey. Never got anywhere near tits or arse so no idea.
The Service  -  Actually there wasn`t one as such. Massage legit only and had better had worse. No nudges winks coy comments ball slapping or anything else to hint of hunt the spunk. Massage finished on the hour then tentatively got asked if would like anything else. A bit bloody daft as I had been lying face up with a stiffy for the last half an hour. Unfortunately I was parked in P&D car park with a ticket about to run out and so was left with just an oily towel to add more oil onto the existing oil. Bit of a first for me as I didn`t have to wipe oil off cock balls and arse crack.

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Phils FR must have had some serious impact on enquiries as I got 3rd degree questioning about where I had heard about them - they must have been watching epidodes of `The Sweeny`.

Obviously Kate's reading here. Don't panic, dear.

Sounds like Phil's report has sent someone into panic mode and ruined this place for a while. From 'so promising' to so disappointing.

PMSL at the name 'notKate'. I can imagine the conversation
"What's your name, love"
"It's not Kate"

[happyending]

Just as a bit of car parking info for this place, there is a council car park, 'Back Park Street Car Park', at  the rear of this shop which is free after 3.00pm.

[spiralnotebook]

There is also the car park around the corner from Nnarrghhhggignnan and opposite Votex Audi which used to be free after 18.00 or the side streets around RoseThai69’s gaff. To be honest I’ve always parked on the high street without any issues before, but thanks for the heads up for Morrisons  .

[Hugger-Mugger]

Would I Return - yes when the hue & cry has dropped.

Highly tempted to visit, for the WSWS aspect. Hopefully an appropriate service has been resumed. Can't believe they sent punters home with a boner.

Any suggestions for getting through the interrogation? Did anyone dare reply " I go for a massage weekly, mostly for the blow job and tit-wank " without getting thrown out or a stern rebuke.

[spiralnotebook]

I just told them (yes stereo harsh words  ) I googled massage for Congleton. Should have said yes remember me we always do ANAL.

[Philmeboots]

Any more info on this place now the furore has died down following the posts a month or so back.

Hoping someone can confirm either way the service available.

[spiralnotebook]

Might head over to check out current SP at risk of a verbal whipping…