TOFTT: apparently no other reviews of her exist
Cute_Valentina, Euston, LondonExternal Link/Members Only1 hour booked, £140 + £50 anticipated OWO + Swallow extras.
TL;DRThe meeting didn't happen as Valentina reneged on a confirmed booking with no notice, and intended to keep me waiting for 40 minutes on the pretext she was getting ready, whilst in fact serving a double-booking who can only have arrived a minute before I did, ahead of my appointed time.
CommsPiss-poor. An hour's meeting time was agreed a few hours in advance, with a flexibility option to arrive a little early. About half an hour before the scheduled time, I advised her that I was en-route and that if it was acceptable, I'd like to exercise the early arrival option. This was welcomed, and I followed instructions to the venue, more or less opposite The Somers Town Coffee House.
I arrived, a few minutes after the new time, (still ahead of the only recently brought-forward original confirmation), to see a message that I was taking too long. Having read my
"I've arrived" message, there shortly followed a
"I need a few minutes" reply. I was also offered chance to visit her friend SashaStar1001
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Realising what was most likely afoot, I took myself off to a pub to sup and people-watch. Ten minutes after the originally booked hour had been set to commence, another
'nearly ready' message arrived. I was now already deep into my glass, and enjoying watching what looked like it might be the beginnings of a promising argument between an itinerant young scally and an absolute bruiser of a gammon with a neck thicker than most young womens' waists. The younger man, who'd been in the motions of trying to importune the bruiser and 'his lady-wife', had been told, in no uncertain terms, to take himself off; but couldn't restrain himself from protesting the rudeness with which he'd been dismissed. I intervened in order to save him from himself, much as you might if a chihuahua insistently poked its snout in a hungry pitbull's lunch. Twenty more minutes thus entertainingly passed before I got a message saying Valentina was finally ready to receive me.
As I, now refreshed, made my way homewards with £190 still fattening my pocket, I spent a few minutes updating her on my movements: explaining that I was on my way (without adding where to); was nearly there; crossing the road; and so on, before, from the top of the underground escalator, and before the signal was lost, giving her the benefit of my views on reasonable standards of punctuality and courtesy.
SummaryInexperienced, disorganised, contradictory message-giver and double-booker; she will not be considerate of your time, and is working a back-to-back and/or high volume production-line.
ConclusionSwerve. Possibly moot, because the current ad says she's only at the venue for another day; but perhaps this will come in handy later today if a prospective punter sees this review in time, or if & when she later returns.
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