Wife left on a 10-day business trip, woo-hoo!

[koshkaj]

Had a decent punt in Bracknell today if Thais float your boat: External Link/Members Only

You can see the reviews under this post. My experience was not as spectacular as others', especially reading the latest review, but it was pretty good, local to you and GVFM.

[PilotMan]

Got ghosted if that counts

If you're referring to an SP. If she agreed the booking, then you can create a review.

If it was the missus.... 

[Nomerzypuntr]

Got ghosted if that counts

Chicken and egg situation with the feeback...

Going to try again now, lower my standards a bit

Review it 

[MrMohican]

Fuck me... I sympathise with the Op's plight. Mate your missus doesnt even give you oral?... you must really love her to be trapped in a relationship where such a foundational sexual service is withheld.

I literally binned my last GF a few months ago because her oral technique wasnt good ENOUGH let alone refusing to do it altogether. When I tactfully suggested I helped her improve she admitted she wasnt that passionate about it.

Okay time to call that one quits I thought.

I love oral, both giving and receiving and I'm fucked if Im putting in all that effort if she cant be bothered to return the favour, or treats it like an onerous chore.

[MrMohican]

On the flip side - the GF I had before that one sucked cock like a pro and seemed to be growing in proficiency each time she did it. You could tell she took pride in her work.

But the downside was she thought Instagram was cheating - not even porn!!

I literally had a massive stand-off with her once because she discovered I had started following a few IG models when I was still single.

It hadnt even occurred to me to take them off my phone when we had started going out - I mean. why would you. But she treated it as if I had been unfaithful to her.

Not surprisingly this wasnt the only way she expressed her jealousy and insecurities, so that relationship didnt last long either.

[mr.bluesky]

Yeah, 10 day business my arse, she's booked herself a 10 day punting holiday  where she's going to have so much cock she'll be returning home bandy legged and her arsehole stretched wider than the Mersey tunnel 

[Billy no mates]

I literally binned my last GF a few months ago because her oral technique wasnt good ENOUGH let alone refusing to do it altogether. When I tactfully suggested I helped her improve she admitted she wasnt that passionate about it.

I married my GF who didn't like giving blowjobs, and when she did they were so rubbish and half baked, I gave up asking.

However, my GF excelled in so many other things that I couldn't let her go and got a ring on that finger. Intelligent, witty, excellent conversationalist, gave me a daughter, worked in a bank (at the time) so got a discounted mortgage etc etc.

On top of this, she still wants sex 3-4 times per week, loves it up the arse, (used to) do threesomes, likes me to see escorts in our home (sometimes listens in), squirts like a trooper and paid for me to have an overnight threesome with two escorts a couple of years ago as a wedding anniversary gift.

I can live without blowjobs 

[daviemac]

Have you done anything these days 

Review it 

Why are you questioning a new member and telling him to review, that is something not even the mods don't do now.

What other members do on the site is nothing to do with you. If you can't post a helpful comment then don't post on the thread.

[Nomerzypuntr]

He again

[webpunter]

He again

Oh dear

[RandomGuy99]

Yeah, 10 day business my arse, she's booked herself a 10 day punting holiday  where she's going to have so much cock she'll be returning home bandy legged and her arsehole stretched wider than the Mersey tunnel 

Watch out for her arriving home in a Ferrari - these SPs have to spend their money on something.

[MrMohican]

I married my GF who didn't like giving blowjobs, and when she did they were so rubbish and half baked, I gave up asking.

However, my GF excelled in so many other things that I couldn't let her go and got a ring on that finger. Intelligent, witty, excellent conversationalist, gave me a daughter, worked in a bank (at the time) so got a discounted mortgage etc etc.

On top of this, she still wants sex 3-4 times per week, loves it up the arse, (used to) do threesomes, likes me to see escorts in our home (sometimes listens in), squirts like a trooper and paid for me to have an overnight threesome with two escorts a couple of years ago as a wedding anniversary gift.

I can live without blowjobs 

Jeez man! I thought you said she was vanilla!... she likes anal and has done threesomes with you?!... I was feeling sorry for you for for a bit...I think your definition of vanilla is different to most other humans  Im confused though she doesnt like you watching porn because she considers that as you being unfaithful but is happy for you to shag an escort in your own home... thats a whole new level of cognitive dissonance right there... I really cant get my head round that one 

[Norwichwood]

As I said to a co-worker once (who's wife had refused had sex with him for over 10 years and then it was only vanilla before - he was under 40 at the time and she was good looking and didn't work - the only thing she blew was his wages) - I said she's not vanilla with me she's like a fucking minx! ;-)

[mr.bluesky]

Watch out for her arriving home in a Ferrari - these SPs have to spend their money on something.

Designer handbags and jimmy choo shoes more likely 

[fredfunkster]

Go for broke: Bukkake or Gang Bang, Greedy Girls party. Put the dog in the boot of the car and let it all hang out for a few hours.  You can fuck multiple women at one, and when you're not fucking you get live action porn, wall to wall.

[webpunter]

Oh dear

That took all of half an hour 

[Billy no mates]

Jeez man! I thought you said she was vanilla!... she likes anal and has done threesomes with you?!... I was feeling sorry for you for for a bit...I think your definition of vanilla is different to most other humans  Im confused though she doesnt like you watching porn because she considers that as you being unfaithful but is happy for you to shag an escort in your own home... thats a whole new level of cognitive dissonance right there... I really cant get my head round that one 

I don’t believe I’ve ever called my wife vanilla, in fact when we’re alone it’s quite the opposite. She doesn’t mind me watching porn, although I don’t watch it anymore as I’ve seen it all before and don’t get a kick out of it nowadays. She doesn’t do blowjobs tho, that’s what I was pointing out.

[PilotMan]

 She doesn’t do blowjobs tho, that’s what I was pointing out.

I could imagine in an alternative reality where only men were responsible for upholding the law, that failure alone, is sufficient grounds for divorce, or a minimum of mandatory therapy

[webpunter]

I don’t believe I’ve ever called my wife vanilla, in fact when we’re alone it’s quite the opposite. She doesn’t mind me watching porn, although I don’t watch it anymore as I’ve seen it all before and don’t get a kick out of it nowadays. She doesn’t do blowjobs tho, that’s what I was pointing out.

You've found a good un she sounds like a top bird
As for dissonance [i had to search this up] face bothered
Though it briefly crossed my mind is it 1st April ?
Bet you're looking forward to your next wedding anniversary !
As a matter of interest were you involved in the escort selection or did she take care of this as well ?
So you had a surprise in store etc
No blowjobs this could be the crucial element no suggesting one you could upset the apple cart
The vast majority of women go off at the deep end at the mere mention of escorts
For example if they come up on some TV programme you both happen to be watching
& there's the questioning have you ever paid for sex & you have to remain calm & composed when responding 
A fine balance between interested & disinterested at the same time

[JohnsonSchlong]

After nine days Vince should now be balls-deep into his ten day fuckfest. Can't wait to read all about it...