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External Link/Members OnlyTHE PUNT TO RUIN ALL PUNTS
To preface this, this was so bad that I renewed my UKPunting membership just to warn people about her, I wasn’t going to renew again but she made me do it immediately
Date: September 2026
Price: £50
Time: 30 mins
Services: Owo, sex covered
Face: 2/10, looks fucking horrid, like a Henry Fuseli painting of a witch or a demonic possession. I full believe she is both psychotic and possessed, I’ve never seen something like it.
Body: 7/10, I won’t lie her body is nice, I enjoyed watching her ass move while she gave me head, she didn’t let me touch her at all until she rode me though, slim and shapely
Personality: -10/10, she frankly terrified me and I think I’m done with punting now
Sex: I can’t adequately rate this but she performed like she would be good at riding and she was tight
Blowjob: her skills are impressive and at some points it felt amazing but idk it was so weird, she can deepthroat etc like a champ but it’s not worth it for whatever she is
Overall: worst punt of my life, will never return, and my dick tip started hurting an hour after so I don’t know if she did me some damage
Comms and Location:
Easy text, ratchet flat near King’s Cross
The Punt:
Booked her in the morning, confirmed afternoon, comms were easy and I went to see her later that evening.
The flat is in quite an inconspicuous part of King’s Cross, she took maybe a 5 min delay when I got there.
Get the flat number, knock on the door and after a few minutes and some scurrying noises she’s there nude. At that point her hair kinda obscured her face and though she didn’t look cute her body was great and I have been with unfortunate looking eastern euro wgs who gave great service before so I continued.
Into the room and she goes to the corner of the bed, it’s set up with a pillow in the middle for my head. I deposit the money and get undressed, I try not to say anything but the weird energy makes me laugh a little.
Anyway she beckons for me to get onto the bed so I did, and then as I lay down she stared at me for like a minute, at first I thought we were smiling at each other as my eyesight is shite and her hair blocked her face but then I noticed her face looks insane like deadass witchy, demonic, never seen something like that before. I think she noticed my eyes go alert or something so she turned quickly, started pippetting some liquid into her mouth and applying some weird head cover.
At the point I saw her face I wanted to leave but remembering those great reviews, with 5 days worth of sap in my balls, a history of banging let’s say not the best looking roms, Hungarians etc and a feeling of awkwardness, I decided to let it continue. I should’ve left the moment I saw the demon face, I felt it.
Anyway she kinda straddled across me but with like a quilt in between us and wouldn’t let me touch her at all, she would keep my hands held under her body and wouldn’t even let me move to get comfortable. She also kept faffing about with tissues and idk what else. It was weird as hell. Oh yeah she was coughing and snivelling a lot too.
Anyway, she started kissing all over my waist but I couldn’t really feel it and then started a bj normally but in some awkward position laying across my body, I had a decent ish view of her ass tho. The blowjob was kind of crazy, super deep which felt good, she would tense her throat too. After a while she started doing this crazy self face fuck which did feel amazing.
However, I was getting antsy over not being allowed to touch on her etc and every time I moved she would try and grab my arms or do some weird stuff even if I just readjusted which would make me laugh so I just said let’s fuck so I could get my hands on the body maybe.
She gets off me kinda aggressively like she was offended, takes off the mask, gets a condom, puts it on me and lubes up, I say I want doggy and here’s when the shit show starts
She climbs up on my waist as if to ride me, grabs me by the throat, looks at me incredibly angrily and says “shut the fuck up, I’ll kill you”
This was oddly the most attractive her face looked all session maybe because the mentally ill demonic derp face was gone for a second and replaced by a more composed form of evil
Anyway immediately after that she grabs my waning dick, shoves it inside her and starts riding like a maniac, it would’ve probably felt good under other circumstances but because of what had just transpired I was like “nah you’ve ruined this” and told her to get off
What happened next was insane
She got up a bit although still on me and grabbed her hand tightly on my dick in the condom, so hard that when I naturally rolled away from under her it whipped like the sound of a large rubber band (maybe this was where I got hurt)
As I got away from her and off the bed it was like she flew into a rage and went to attack me, I darted across to the other side of the room and she started screaming she was gonna kill me and I was gonna die, she started coming towards me like she was going to attack me so I instinctively raised my fists and said “what the fuck bitch?”. I know corny as hell but I would never lay hands on a woman and being confronted with the fact that I may have had to was uncomfortable. Anyway it kind of worked because she stayed at some sort of a distance but kept screaming and edging closer. At that point I grabbed the money off the idk table bench thing and threw it in her face telling her to take it and go, thankfully she grabbed it and disappeared.
I got dressed as quickly as I could and got the fuck out of there.
I wasn’t really scared for my safety because I’m a big guy and she’s a thin woman but that was one of the most terrifying experiences of my life because at times she literally looked demonic and evil. I’ve never seen something like that irl only in some old paintings of possessions and insane people.
I’m pretty sure that was my last punt ever because it was so haunting, it was not a good sexual experience at all and it’s occupying my mind rn, I feel anxious and like sullied or tainted almost.
Also when I got home and went to pee my dick tip started burning like when I had chlamydia before. I know an std can’t show symptoms in an hour but whatever she did my dick is burning too now.
Worst punt ever I hope her next punter is a priest who can exorcise her pussy demons.
Overall verdict:
Need I say it again, worst punt ever. Do not see that demon and if you do on your own head be it.
Attached a picture of a painting with a possessed witch (far right) who facially resembled that creature.
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