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OK Viva street punts are never that great, but every now and then one surprises you, this one didn't ! So I walked into this knowingly !
Mid August, early afternoon, I had an urge and was in the area. Didn't want to bust £120+ notes so resorted to Viva Street.
To say this was weird is an understatement starting from the phone call. Her mobile is either made out of a potato or she's talking with it in a microwave, absolutely useless reception so only hear one in every three words. What I could make out she sounded quite gentle .
Address given just off Ken High St (Kensington Gardens End up by the swanky new multi million pound (empty) apartments). Im waiting outside one of the entrances that she directs you to and then more poor phone calls only to resort to text and she then directs you to a door on the other side of the street - obviously once she has had a good look at you !
Builders in the street so no one paying any attention, not that i really give a shit if they were !
Tells you to be extra quiet and not to let the door slam.
The usual, opens the flat door (ground floor) hiding behind and then the big reveal !!!!
Christ ! First thing i notice is she got a syrup on (a wig) and its really badly fitting.
She's tall and slim, quite a decent figure, but this wig really throws me.
She then starts with the 'relax, sit down, relax' talk and her accent is slightly scandanavian but she must have been here for some time because theres a London side to it. I thought fuck it don't do the £90 for an hour, do £60 for 30 mins - all I want to do is empty the balls !
I'm not sure if she was stoned, drunk, or simply just a bit of an airhead or all three. She actually offered me alcohol, think it was a bottle of prosecco (unopened) but I declined.
She stepped out of her bra and pants and heels, good body, nice b cup tits, threw some manky rug ontop of the bed and then put a roll of paper tissue over that. Wet wiped my cock, and balls and hands - no shower offered which was odd.
On the front for a small massage (not bad, but not great) , she gave the balls and cock a few feels and strokes, but im still wondering about the really bad wig!
On the flip she wet wipes my hands, cock and balls again, and gives some head - decent enough - she actually said you can play with her pussy and tits. Fair enough had a rub and she carried on sucking (with condom). She then says 'lets have sex' in a very strange way, difficult to describe, not in a bad way, but just weird !
She hops on top and I have no idea if i am inside her or not as she has her hand down there, after 5 mins of this I said , look im not come like this, the old boy was listing. She then gave a blow job (with the condom on) and then when I was coming (by her hand at this point), she literally just stopped, literally, first shot and bang she stopped. I thought what the fucking hell is that all about and carried on myself!
The only plus was that it was way over 30 mins, almost an hour by the time i left if you can take that as a plus. Very Alice in Wonderland !
So if you want a weird, bad wig wearing, early/mid thirties Scandinavian all be it (with a decent body) then for £60 you're away !
Personally I should have just got home and had a wank, but you all know, that doesn't always do the trick !
Would I return - er NO, not unless I was doing more research for my next book 'The Weirdest Punts' Volume 69!
Onwards my punting friends !!!
