Author Topic: English Classy Chloe - (Paddington)  (Read 3443 times)


9 review(s) for English_Chloe_Secret (7 positive, 0 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by Waterhouse]

Offline aronteo

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Comms: Ok - first via aw and then on texts.

Venue: Hotel in London near Paddington.

girl: This is when things went downhill - pics on AW looked great, but in person she barely resembles them ... she is in her early 30s, not toned at all, skin not smooth - plane face and .... drum roll for the grand finale ... saggy tits ... and I mean REALLY saggy ...; if there is anything that I really cannot stand is saggy tits, they really put me off ...

attitude: she has not been unpleasant by any means, but she was passive ... and I mean PASSIVE ... ; ironically, it was my birthday and went for the "PSE experience" at £350 for 1 our for a treat to myself ... it was more a necrophile experience ... she laid down like a corpse without moving, she did not take any initiative, didn't kiss, didn't suck my cock ... made a few stupid noises when I fucked her in missionary (and she was not even tight down there).

Overall: A total disaster ... tbh, I blame myself, as I should have walked away asa she opened the hotel room door ...

Hopefully, this is going to help someone out there ... :hi:

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Thanks man. I was thinking of booking her


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Thanks for the warning and review




girl: This is when things went downhill - pics on AW looked great, but in person she barely resembles them ...

as I should have walked away




Punting some times is about taking a chance.

If you don't like what you see, hear or feel. Walk away without handing over any money  :timeout:




the "PSE experience" at £350 for 1 our for a treat to myself




I've punted a few W/G the below can turn on 'PSE experience' when required (IMO)


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Thanks for the warning and review






I've punted a few W/G the below can turn on 'PSE experience' when required (IMO)


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Thanks man - I agree with you on all fronts, and as I said in my review, I should have walked away. Tbh, she did not look great when she opened the door, but she was wearing a push-up bra, so I could not make it that her tits were going to be that saggy ... I stupidly took a chance hoping that perhaps the attitude was going to compensate the physical traits department ... and that was the wrong move ...

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girl: This is when things went downhill - pics on AW looked great, but in person she barely resembles them ... she is in her early 30s, not toned at all, skin not smooth - plane face and .... drum roll for the grand finale ... saggy tits ... and I mean REALLY saggy ...; if there is anything that I really cannot stand is saggy tits, they really put me off ...

Some extracts from her past reviews.


From a review by @personofinterest


Unfortunately, Chloe's breast have sagged. To me, Chloe is rather plain looking. Not as fit and "glamorous" as the image conjured in my mind given her pictures. But that's on me.



Although @Kool Keef - seemed to think she had a peachy arse, maybe she should only be viewed from behind



the image of her peachy arse bouncing on my cock in reverse cowgirl whilst she was talking dirty is still locked firmly in the wankbank.  :wacko:
Think she has the best arse of any girl i've had.


Offline Insideman

this already had red flags, tbh on the profile, her professional pics, compared to the selfies she took, are far apart. the professional pics are probably not even her, or ai.

the one selfie when she is stood side on, you can tell shes basic.

sorry you had a bad punt

Offline aronteo

this already had red flags, tbh on the profile, her professional pics, compared to the selfies she took, are far apart. the professional pics are probably not even her, or ai.

the one selfie when she is stood side on, you can tell shes basic.

sorry you had a bad punt

Thanks - you are right about the professional pics on her profile: I think it might not even be her.

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Thanks - you are right about the professional pics on her profile: I think it might not even be her.
How many times do you need to be told, reviews do not get deleted as is made very clear both in the rules and on the post new review page. 

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Hello Aronteo. Its Chloe here. After reading this review a few times. I realise this review is a malicious review written by yourself. I do remember our encounter very well. Although I have never been in a Hotel in Paddington, but I have in Tower Hill. So I am unsure if you have mistaken me for someone else and put the review on the wrong girl? But I know we have definately met. As I do remember it was your birthday.

We also hadnt made the booking via AW message prior. So this also has me thinking is this review for me. But lets just act like it is and ill just say I offer the PSE experience, and I would NEVER EVER charge a customer and not deliver the experience advertised. Unless there is issues such as bad hygiene then I will refuse. But there was no bad hygiene from yourself and I remember sucking your cock whilst you was stood up and I was bent over on the bed, and I also did deep throat and alot of kissing and deep kissing. You did grope my breasts really hard a few times, and I asked you to be more gentle and you did not seem happy when I asked this. I asked very nicely a few times.

You say my breasts are very saggy. Alot of my clients love my natural breasts. They are quite large in size DD more than a handful and they do fall like natural breasts would. I wouldnt say my breasts sit perfectly under my chin like fake boobs at all. But I also dont advertise that they do. If you look in my PVT gallery you can see them with no bra on and how they fall natural. I was surprised by how you described them as extremely saggy but its subjective and I really love my natural boobs. Everyone is entitled to an oppinion and Its a shame you was so disappointed.

Also you said my face is plane? Im assuming you meant plain?

At least I got one compliment early 30s - I am actually 36. So that means I look younger right. Thank you

You said im not toned at all - thats right! I dont advertise as this either. My profile states "slim with soft curves". I am definately not flabby thought. Im Slim but yes no im not gym fit? So why did you book me? If you look at my pics and zoom in you can see im not super toned ! I like my body with soft curves.

Now this is something I cannot understand where you said my skin isnt soft. Im really just struggling to understand this, as I have lovely soft skin all over my body and my skin is perfectly clear and radiant on my face? I really put alot of effort into my skin being nice. I do skincare morning and night. So this made me wonder for sure if this review for me?

You also described me as a dead corpse. I am very energetic in the room. Also I do like to lie down to take some oral as its always nice to lie back and enjoy.

My pussy isnt tight? Do you think maybe this was a you problem? Im not sure but my pussy is wet and tight.

If I was that bad why didnt you leave. I am not a thief. Id have handed you your money back and let you leave.

But I do think you shouldnt lie on here and tell punters that I never kissed you or sucked your cock.

Can you please confirm if this review was meant for me as I can see that the moderator has said it has been asked for deletion by yourself and I also did as the review is so degrading and is lies!

If it is for me - then I really pride myself in offering a good service. And I love my job and love sex! So im surprised.


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Just to add yes the 3 proffessional pictures on my profile are edited by the photographer - but all the selfies show me in the real flesh. Thats why id never just have photoshoot photos. But all girls proffessional shoots are edited in house.

Offline marmalade17

this already had red flags, tbh on the profile, her professional pics, compared to the selfies she took, are far apart. the professional pics are probably not even her, or ai.

Are you looking at the correct profile? The professional photos are clearly the same person as the selfies. But yeah must be AI  :dash:

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They are NOT AI
Its a proffessional photo shoot vs a selfie.

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They are NOT AI
Its a proffessional photo shoot vs a selfie.

Can't beat a professional  :D

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Atonteo seems to have gone silent. I hope hes okay. Maybe he died from the shock of spending 350£ on a plain faced saggy titted corpse. 🤣🤭