Author Topic: British Sexy Rebecca - Telford  (Read 2261 times)


31 review(s) for British sexy Rebecca (29 positive, 2 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by PilotMan]

Offline RandomGuy99

When:

Recently

Comms:

Text messages

Venue:

Hotel

Fee:

£180 for 60 minutes no extras

Services expected:

DFK, OWO, RO and sex

Service Provider:

External Link/Members Only

Looks like her photos.  Pretty face, 5' tall, dress size 8, all natural, nice tits and bum. Very attractive

Service:

LFK, RO, OWO and sex

Pros:

She is FAF

She's a very intelligent woman

She's well organised and all arrangements and the booking were drama free

Cons:

Not as full on as I was expecting but that might have been down to me as I can sometimes feel awkward seeing a new SP.

Would I return?

Possibly not as we didn't really click with one another and that might have been down to me as I felt a bit awkward.

However, she does a decent job and is definitely a looker.
« Last Edit: September 02, 2026, 02:04:43 pm by RandomGuy99 »

Offline Fush

I can sometimes feel awkward seeing a new SP.

....didn't really click with one another and that might have been down to me as I felt a bit awkward.

Yeah know the feeling about feeling awkward seeing a new SP, I've only ever seen one lady twice so everyone is a new SP!

Your much more experienced than me though, so glad to hear that even veterans get nerves! :D
« Last Edit: September 02, 2026, 04:22:07 pm by Fush »

Offline runner in the woods

When:

Recently

Comms:

Text messages

Venue:



Hotel

Fee:

£180 for 60 minutes no extras

Services expected:

DFK, OWO, RO and sex

Service Provider:

External Link/Members Only

Looks like her photos.  Pretty face, 5' tall, dress size 8, all natural, nice tits and bum. Very attractive

Service:

LFK, RO, OWO and sex

Pros:

She is FAF

She's a very intelligent woman

She's well organised and all arrangements and the booking were drama free

Cons:

Not as full on as I was expecting but that might have been down to me as I can sometimes feel awkward seeing a new SP.

Would I return?

Possibly not as we didn't really click with one another and that might have been down to me as I felt a bit awkward.

However, she does a decent job and is definitely a looker.

just a quick question , do you feel that if the girl is FAF , you are perhaps a bit nervous that you wont live up to her standard?
I know i do, i dont think i could go with a FAF 25 yrs old , although she is younger than me by decades , id feel intimidated that i wasnt up to her standards , perhaps thats why i tend to go with older girls and Thai's Chinese?
« Last Edit: September 02, 2026, 05:50:08 pm by runner in the woods »

Offline RandomGuy99

just a quick question , do you feel that if the girl is FAF , you are perhaps a bit nervous that you wont live up to her standard?
I know i do, i dont think i could go with a FAF 25 yrs old , although she is younger than me by decades , id feel intimidated that i wasnt up to her standards , perhaps thats why i tend to go with older girls and Thai's Chinese?
Not particularly because as long as you're polite and clean, SPs aren't too bothered about how you look.

I've just never been a particularly confident person especially about my body. It's just a thing. Once I'm busy in a booking the issue reduces as my mind is elsewhere.  I've not had problems seeing older or younger SPs.

Offline koshkaj

just a quick question , do you feel that if the girl is FAF , you are perhaps a bit nervous that you wont live up to her standard?
I know i do, i dont think i could go with a FAF 25 yrs old , although she is younger than me by decades , id feel intimidated that i wasnt up to her standards , perhaps thats why i tend to go with older girls and Thai's Chinese?

I'm curious, what do you think those standards are, that you may not live up to?

Offline runner in the woods

Probably , that in real life , even when I was 25, there would no chance of me getting a girl from the premier League, with my looks and charisma, I'm more of a Sunday morning kick about in the park. So to get a faf girl just wouldn't happen. I guess inferior complex. Confidence isn't my forte.
« Last Edit: September 02, 2026, 07:05:11 pm by runner in the woods »

Offline alabama1

Thanks for review OP. May put this whore on my hotlist !  :drinks:

Offline MaxVerstappen


She's a very intelligent woman


What’s that got to do with punting?

More importantly. How was her cock sucking skills? Is she pound friendly? How was her cunt? Nice and tight? Thanks in advance  :drinks:

Offline koshkaj

Probably , that in real life , even when I was 25, there would no chance of me getting a girl from the premier League, with my looks and charisma, I'm more of a Sunday morning kick about in the park. So to get a faf girl just wouldn't happen. I guess inferior complex. Confidence isn't my forte.

I see. Thanks for responding. It's honestly something I have never thought about when visiting an SP.

More importantly. How was her cock sucking skills? Is she pound friendly? How was her cunt? Nice and tight? Thanks in advance  :drinks:

Pretty good. Very sloppy, sheets got a good soaking. Very pound friendly. Pretty tight, had to stretch her out a bit before she got comfortable  :hi:
« Last Edit: September 02, 2026, 08:20:49 pm by koshkaj »

Offline alabama1

What makes you think that she is intelligent OP ?

Offline watsey

just a quick question , do you feel that if the girl is FAF , you are perhaps a bit nervous that you wont live up to her standard?
I know i do, i dont think i could go with a FAF 25 yrs old , although she is younger than me by decades , id feel intimidated that i wasnt up to her standards , perhaps thats why i tend to go with older girls and Thai's Chinese?
I know what you means RITW.
I'm well into my 70s and although I look younger, I find the Chinese girls in particular are more attentive. I don't think a 25 year old English girl would find it easy with me and my confidence would be reduced.

Offline MaxVerstappen

Pretty good. Very sloppy, sheets got a good soaking. Very pound friendly. Pretty tight, had to stretch her out a bit before she got comfortable  :hi:

Are you RG99 or were you hiding in the corner while this took place?

My question is for the OP. His review is very vague. I need more details of the actual punt itself. I wouldn’t even classify this as a review.

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Are you RG99 or were you hiding in the corner while this took place?

My question is for the OP. His review is very vague. I need more details of the actual punt itself. I wouldn’t even classify this as a review.


Bit harsh Max. He doesn't put much prose to the encounter but he's told us what took place - much better than some of the efforts we get on here.

Location, price, duration, comms, services, profile, description of looks, pros & cons and a summary - all included. We have to crowbar some of that info from some members.

Offline MaxVerstappen


Bit harsh Max. He doesn't put much prose to the encounter but he's told us what took place - much better than some of the efforts we get on here.

Location, price, duration, comms, services, profile, description of looks, pros & cons and a summary - all included. We have to crowbar some of that info from some members.

I understand what you are saying but he hasn’t described the punt itself at all… was there any foreplay, any kissing, did she put the rubber on straight away etc etc. you get what I’m saying. There is no mention of anything. This review adds nothing imo. No one gives 2 shits about how intelligent she is
« Last Edit: September 02, 2026, 11:11:20 pm by MaxVerstappen »

Offline The man

I thought her tits and blurred face looked familiar, looking back on her reviews another punter confirmed that she used to call herself 'British Sexy Kylie' who I saw about ten years ago, she was heavily pregnant at the time (not to everyone's taste but certainly to mine) and one of those women who don't put much weight on but pretty much just have a big belly and massive tits, I spent had a very enjoyable hour with her (she even let me take a few photos which I occasionally have a look at). Will certainly revisit if I can.

Offline RandomGuy99

I thought her tits and blurred face looked familiar, looking back on her reviews another punter confirmed that she used to call herself 'British Sexy Kylie' who I saw about ten years ago, she was heavily pregnant at the time (not to everyone's taste but certainly to mine) and one of those women who don't put much weight on but pretty much just have a big belly and massive tits, I spent had a very enjoyable hour with her (she even let me take a few photos which I occasionally have a look at). Will certainly revisit if I can.
her Kylie profile is External Link/Members Only
« Last Edit: September 03, 2026, 11:03:29 am by RandomGuy99 »

Offline MaxVerstappen

OP, could you please comment on the folowing:

How was her cock sucking skills?
Is she pound friendly?
Any foreplay?
How was her kissing?

ps: There is no rush in answering, take your time  :drinks:

Offline alabama1

OP, could you please comment on the folowing:

How was her cock sucking skills?
Is she pound friendly?
Any foreplay?
How was her kissing?

ps: There is no rush in answering, take your time  :drinks:
If you meet  her,  why not ask her to join you down the local for the pub quiz ? You are bound to win !

Offline Fush

OP, could you please comment on the folowing:

How was her cock sucking skills?
Is she pound friendly?
Any foreplay?
How was her kissing?

ps: There is no rush in answering, take your time  :drinks:

Read the other 30 reviews and find out?
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=serviceprovider;id=35321

Offline Massageme32

Good review thanks, will deffo aim to see if i can

Offline MaxVerstappen

Read the other 30 reviews and find out?
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=serviceprovider;id=35321

No, I’m specifically interested in the OP’s experience hence why I asked him the questions  :rolleyes:

@ OP these are the questions the members of the site would like to know the answer to:

What makes you think that she is intelligent OP ?

How was her cock sucking skills?
Is she pound friendly?
Any foreplay?
How was her kissing?

At the minute I’m starting to question the legitimacy of this review. Further details are needed.


Offline alabama1

No, I’m specifically interested in the OP’s experience hence why I asked him the questions  :rolleyes:

@ OP these are the questions the members of the site would like to know the answer to:

At the minute I’m starting to question the legitimacy of this review. Further details are needed.
I think he may be sociably awkward mate.

Offline guymids-72

What makes you think that she is intelligent OP ?

When I saw her a few times about 10 years ago, she was only doing this part time.
She told me her actual occupational which would qualify her as intelligent

Offline MaxVerstappen

I think he may be sociably awkward mate.

That’s fine, I ain’t got a problem with that. He can still answer a few questions and if he doesn’t want to answer them then at least he can say so himself. Being quiet as a mouse does him no favours.

ps: no one cares how intelligent a prossie is. All you got to do is suck cock and spread your legs - it’s not rocket science!

Offline Paul9144

Not particularly because as long as you're polite and clean, SPs aren't too bothered about how you look.

I've just never been a particularly confident person especially about my body.


I agree, and you're not alone as I've struggled with my body and confidence over the years.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=449128.msg4524440#msg4524440

Just try and be positive, and look into ways that is going to make you be your best you :)


He doesn't put much prose to the encounter but he's told us what took place - much better than some of the efforts we get on here.

Location, price, duration, comms, services, profile, description of looks, pros & cons and a summary - all included. We have to crowbar some of that info from some members.

Well said, I don't think it's a bad review and if it was, I'm sure you forum helpers and moderating team would be onto it.

Tbh, not my style of reviewing but it meets the correct reviewing standard and that's what matters. I did recently pick up something positive from RG99's reviews in particular that has helped and supported me with my reviews.

I've recently started to add in the when/date of booking part from RG99's reviews that I was missing off in my reviews, in the same way that I learned to add in the Birmingham Clean Air Zone (CAZ) from @Dark Vader from his reviews.

Offline alabama1

That’s fine, I ain’t got a problem with that. He can still answer a few questions and if he doesn’t want to answer them then at least he can say so himself. Being quiet as a mouse does him no favours.

ps: no one cares how intelligent a prossie is. All you got to do is suck cock and spread your legs - it’s not rocket science!
My only gripe with his reviews is that he never accurately states a location. I requested this once from him. He told me to ask the SP.  :(

Offline MaxVerstappen

Well said, I don't think it's a bad review…

It’s one of the most useless reviews I’ve come across on this site, a 5 year old could have written a better one.

My only gripe with his reviews is that he never accurately states a location. I requested this once from him. He told me to ask the SP.  :(

Yeah he is useless. But like you said he ain’t all there

« Last Edit: September 04, 2026, 05:30:37 pm by MaxVerstappen »

Offline daviemac

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It’s one of the most useless reviews I’ve come across on this site, a 5 year old could have written a better one.

Yeah he is useless. But like you said he ain’t all there
If you've got an issue with it report it instead of making your mouth go on the thread. The mods will deal with any discrepancies.

If you think the review is useless ignore it, but in any case leave the personal insults out.

There's a very good ignore function on here, as you have such a low opinion of the OP I would suggest you use it.