Author Topic: Shirley - Herbal Clinic - Cricklewood  (Read 518 times)

Offline jgawel53

Super busy night tonight, selection was limited

She had skills...Third Time Attending. An early visit due to needing a post-gym massage after a back twinge - genuinely just wanted a massage... so much for that.

£50 45min massage, no extras

Location - I'm even more confident going in now. (From my previous review) Like other reviews of the place have said, on the busy main road, but close to the rail station. But all in all, no one will really care, no one knows who you are, just slip straight in and out casually, don't hang around.

Reception & Selection - The usual Chinese boss lady. Recognised me I'm pretty sure so still welcoming and washed how I was. I asked for 45min and she said £50, handed it over and off we went. I asked if it was busy and she says very and that there's only one available in 5 minutes or so. Funnily enough I had just sent my friend in to get first pick out of us so I know that's at least one option gone. I asked if I could wait for any more and she said one more after. So I waited in the room. I like to leave the door slightly ajar just to catch any glimpses of women that work there.
A woman finishes up with a customer and comes to me later after the boss lets her know. Early middle aged Indian woman, want attractive to me so I continue waiting. Then Shirley a lightskin Brazilian girl with braces says hi. I didn't quite lack her standoffishness so I was hoping more woumd come but then boss lady came and asked who I want. I said I don't know and asked if there's more I could wait for, then she listed all the current appointments happening, loads of 30, 45min ans 1hrs. Even heard someone who overstayed for 2hrs and had to haggle the extra payments with bosslady. Anyway I chose Shirley.

SP/Massage - She was so standoffish but tried to play a cheeky smile but it wasn't working for me. Especially as we were both waiting to go to the toilet first, I just went back to the room to wait. She was fully clothed, bag and leather jacket, but dressed down a little when I started to. I came my boxers on because I knew I wasn't feeling anything extra. She didn't speak English at all. That was super annoying, and she was shoving the translation app in my face to speak to. The massage was so lazy, so soft despite her acknowledging I wanted it harder. At that point, I just told her to massage my feet and I gave up. No point giving instructions but because I paid, wouldn't get a refund and no one was available, I just left her to be lazy. Really ruined my time. Also her face, body are nothing special at all. Which makes the lack of energy or sex appeal even worse. I told bosslady I didn't enjoy it and she acknowledged that Shirley doesn't speak good English, but how about ZERO English, Whatever, every dog has its day. She said there's a lot more girls available tomorrow (Tuesday 1st September) but I'm busy and my vibe is off.


Conclusion - I knew my luck would run out. I would never see her again and it's really put me off forcing a decision at this place. Would rather see nearly everyone available and decide or stick to Isabella/Alexa. I hope someone hear has a better time than me.

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That is seriously shit.

What's always annoyed me about this place is that it attracts idiots - blokes who want a simultaneous session together as a group, weirdos who won't let the SP leave the room after the allotted time etc.  So your chances of seeing a good selection are less.

Offline OliverK

To be honest, if you have a back problem this is the last place you should be going.
As far as I know, no-one here is a trained masseuse.
This is just a fun brothel masquerading as a massage place to fool some of the passers by.

You would've been better off going to a TCM in this situation.

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To be honest, if you have a back problem this is the last place you should be going.
As far as I know, no-one here is a trained masseuse.
This is just a fun brothel masquerading as a massage place to fool some of the passers by.

You would've been better off going to a TCM in this situation.

This place is a "TCM"

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This place is a "TCM"

Which is weird as I don't recall anyone Chinese reported as working there.

The interior is very sauna like.

Not a white coat or wallchart of internal organs in sight.  Nor anyone in a white coat having an organ inserted internally either.

Offline jgawel53

Ignore this part, its from a previous review of another lady and she dealt with it well. i reported it to the moderator to edit the post but they haven't done it yet



She had skills...Third Time Attending. An early visit due to needing a post-gym massage after a back twinge - genuinely just wanted a massage... so much for that.
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Offline OliverK

This place is a "TCM"

You and I must have very different experiences of TCMs then.

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You and I must have very different experiences of TCMs then.

I speak of the external branding and that it's managed by a Chinese.

China Health in Bromley is similarly presented and run as Chinese even though they have a number of non-Chinese girls on staff.  They did at one time takeover Orchid(?) in Orpington and had some non-Chinese on the rota there, don't know current sitch though.



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