Ok. This punt is without a doubt the most god awful experience of my life. I'm actually annoyed by it it was so bad. If this review borders on being insulting to the WG, well I apologise. I'm usually very personable, sympathetic and accepting. However, this WG seriously needs to hang up her lingerie and think about a different career.
External Link/Members OnlyPaid £60 for 30 minutes. For the service this is too much. £20 would be too much.
The location: next to some kebab shop on a busy street. Tonnes of people about. A kebab shop bloke having a fag outside the next door along, grinning as you ring the bell. Not discreet, so be aware if you're a local. The flat itself is clean and tidy - at least the bit you see. On the way out I saw her living room and it was full of rubbish, takeaway crap and general awfulness.
There are two parts to the woman. The looks and the personality.
The woman part 1: it's her in the photos. Her private gallery really shows her in more detail. A large black woman with enormous firm and full tits. Huge nipples. Massive arse. A real looker in my eyes. Smooth dark skin. A big gut though, so be aware of that. Black hair bleached to a gingery shade. When I saw her I could not believe my eyes. 10/10 exactly what I was looking for.
The woman part 2: shylet is perhaps the rudest person I have ever met in my life. Even if you're polite, kind and accomodating she's just horrible to you. She's keen to make snide remarks about everything. Sock choice. Clothing. Hair. I'm not perfect, but Christ by no means am I some hideous slob - I'm definitely not a size 26 obese WG, so keep it to yourself. Many men would seriously not give this woman a first look, nevermind second, so why on earth she feels she can comment negatively on multiple aspects of your appearance is beyond me.
She even comments on your life choices - need life advice from a prostitute? This is your woman. She's honestly so awful to talk to you just want to leave. She makes you feel like a total inconvenience the entire time, from the very second you meet her and she just seems to really hate her life. Perhaps get a job at Tesco? In fact, don't. Get a job where you don't interact with anyone, because you're honestly going to make the people you talk to feel awful. I get that she may hate being a WG, but Christ if you're going to do it, it needs a bit of effort. Alternatively do something else. How hard is it to just not be horrible? Moaning the whole time hardly sets the mood.
The punt: ok so you enter. She makes you wash your hands instantly. Then takes your money. Takes off her clothes and reveals her enormous chest. Get a good look as it's outstanding.. it's also the last time you'll see those tits. You see more cleavage when she's dressed. You're paying for the tits and believe me, they are entirely off limits. Even looking at them seems to upset her.
No touching. She holds them in her arm and covers her nipples with her arm the entire time. Touching anywhere is in fact fairly off limits - shoulders? No. Legs? No. Hips? No. I don't know how any of you guys have sex, but physical touch seems like a reasonable expectation. Not here though.
So she started with a massage. Basically rubbing your back, not a massage. You turn over for a blowjob, covered. You must lie in a specific way. Legs closed. If you open your legs you get told off. No touching. I lay there, straight and rigid whilst she did a poor job of sucking me off. Why am I paying for this again?
This BJ was the most painful experience of my life - she really hurt my old chap. Of course, she blames you - your sensitive knob end must be a result of something you've done. The fact she's trying to bite your cock off might also play a role here, but what do I know. I might add that the other 50 wgs, girlfriends etc have had no trouble with it. Everyone of them successful at emptying me out without drawing blood.
whilst this goes on, she refuses to touch you anywhere. No nipples. No balls. Nothing. Sex, covered obviously, is only missionary or doggy. That's it. She'll tell you. I only do this - everything else is a strict no.
The issue appears to be you showing or expressing any kind of disappointment in this - as if you should already know about the crap service. She seems to believe that her profile already spells all this crap out - it does not.
She bent over for doggy and, honestly, it is quite the sight. Enormous full tits flopped on the bed, squashed and round, perfect round arse in the air. Perfect chocolate skin. I'd say a slight whiff from the beaver, but nothing off-putting. She doesn't stop criticising, moaning about everything and wittering on the whole time. You can't touch anything, just hold her cheeks. If you try anything she doesn't like I imagine she would lose it. An awful experience that is really very off putting - you're worried about getting a scolding the whole time. The whole time you're thinking - can I hold this bit? Can I even grunt, or will that get a telling off? Until you put your cock in and then she shuts up. Goes rigid. Silent. Nothing. No movement or noise whilst you're pounding away. I shut my eyes and thought of sunny days, something I did not expect with a woman who looks the way she does.
Once I blew my load she made me wash my hands. You get a single wet wipe and you're expected to clean up in the bathroom sink with handwash and dry with bog roll. You can ask for another wipe, but it's a no. She watches you do this, fat as anything, gut swinging. Commenting on how you're washing, doing it wrong. Kill me now.
Summary: a lazy, fat woman who doesn't want to have sex or do anything - but clearly needs the money. Pay £20 more and see a WG who knows what she's doing and treats you like an actual human. I would not go back. Not a chance. At the very least her profile needs a serious update, explicitly outlining what is and is not available - her explicit dislikes (e.g. Human touch and interaction etc).
