Author Topic: Anastasia - Paradise Massage Ealing  (Read 8742 times)


3 review(s) for MASSAGE by Anastasia (2 positive, 1 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by lewishamguy]

Online OliverK

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Sorry if this is a headache for the mods but I visited the Ealing location that's well reviewed on here, only to find that the SP was also an independent operator on AW (and already on my HL!).
I'll let you decide how to archive that.

Date: 25.08.26.

Comms: I've been watching the profile picture change 2-3 times a day for months on the Paradise Massage WhatsApp account, but often didn't react because most of the girls they post are slim with small to medium sized tits. Today a busty one came up so I decided to give them a go.
Maid was very responsive but the chat was more like an interrogation. I started the convo by saying "Hello, is Anastasia working today?" and the immediate response was "Yes who's this?"
Swiftly followed by voice notes asking how I know about Anastasia and maybe I should call them first. I just explained that 'a friend' had seen her and recommended her.
Another voice note saying "Tell your friend to give us a call."
For a moment I felt like I'd stumbled on some secret I wasn't supposed to know! I got the impression that if I didn't ask the 'friend' (Munter84) to call them, they wouldn't allow me to see Anastasia!  WTF?
So I decided to just call the maid and sort this out.  She asked me again how I knew about Anastasia and she wanted more information. In the end I just admitted that I don't know the friends real name, I just chatted to him online.  She said "If you saw it on Punternet why didn't you just say so?" (I've never heard of Punternet).
Anyway, I don't know what her fucking problem was or why I was being interrogated but in the end she politely made the booking. She also sent photos of a woman who was supposed to represent Anastasia.

Location: Small but clean top-floor flat on a busy main road opposite a park/children's playground.  Not ideal, especially as I was kept waiting outside.

Price: £140 for 1hr plus £60 for B2B, RO, Fingering, DFK, HJ & Titwank.

SP: Anastasia has a slightly Barbie doll/blonde porn star look about her. I don't usually like the Barbie look but she's not over the top with it. Her profile photos on AW are accurate but definitely smoothed out.
Facially she's quite pretty. Despite the fake lips I would rate her at about 7/10. I would guess that age-wise she's about 38-42. She's about 5' 6" and has blonde hair but it's nowhere near as long as it is on the AW profile pics. With her hair up she vaguely reminded me of a 40yo Pamela Anderson (see photo below). She's Polish but her English is very good. Accent is strong so I had to ask her to repeat a couple of times. She has large fake boobs but they look good and feel soft. I'd say minimum DD/E cup. She has a flat stomach and a slim body. Her personality is friendly and she has a filthy mind.

Action As she opened the door (no hiding) it was immediately obvious that there was not going to be any element of WSWS - she was fully naked.
All she had on were black stockings and suspenders. I was very pleased because the photos that the boss sent were of someone who is definitely not as pretty as she was.
At this point I had no idea that it was the same Anastasia that was already on my AW hotlist.

She smiled and offered me a shower which I took. Poor pressure and boiling hot. All I could do was put it on fully cold. Fine in this weather.
When I came out I asked what was on offer and she explained that the sensual massage including HE was £140. RO was an extra £50. FS was available for £100 and then something else about GFE and DFK.
I decided to ignore her preset packages and make one of my own so I asked how much it would be if I added RO and DFK to the standard base price.  She said £70 which I negotiated down to £60. Cash was paid at the very end.

Started in FDM and she immediately put oily hands all over my arse and perineum. There's no therapeutic massage happening here so don't turn up with a bad back.
No build up through the legs, she went straight for the arse! Fine with me. Whilst she did that she put her pussy next to my hand and invited me to touch it. Bit stubbly but not painful.
What followed was about 20 minutes of reach-unders, CC swipes, ball squeezing, the whole lot. I enjoyed this so I got up on all fours to give her more access. She then hopped up on to the massage table and started an oily HJ while kissing me. I had checked with her beforehand that the DFK was going to be proper DFK (been lied to so many times!) and thankfully it was. Plenty of tongue action and her mouth tasted great. It is me or are soft fake lips even better for kissing than real ones?
I grabbed and sucked her big tits. She then spun round so I could lick her pussy from behind. Her arse looked great and I dived in.
She then flipped over and spread her legs really wide, so I licked her pussy and fingered her for a few minutes while she moaned. Finally her pussy contracted and she came.
I decided that I wanted to cum on her tits so she finished me off with a titwank, interspersed with more DFK.

She kept coming back for the DFK throughout the punt. Unlike some SPs who do it for the first few minutes and then try to avoid it after that.
The whole punt was just a beautiful oily blonde mess of kissing, licking, big tits and pussy.  :wacko:

Finished with a few minutes to spare so she massaged my legs for a bit while chatting.

Summary £200 is more than I've ever paid but I have no regrets. More like visiting an escort than a FBSM but one of the best punts I've had in a very long time.  She's experienced, hot, filthy-minded and open to many things.  The DFK really makes a huge difference for me.
Her price for an hour is cheaper on AW but of course, I was paying the Paradise Massage prices.

Return? Yes I definitely will. She's in Bracknell next and says she often visits Essex and Southampton.  I'd love to fuck her at some point.  FS is not even listed on her AW profile btw.

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Offline Munter84

Haha, that was an amusing review, I know what you mean about the maid (Erica). Hopefully you're in her good books now and she'll give you less hassle going forwards. Glad you enjoyed  :thumbsup:

Online OliverK

Haha, that was an amusing review, I know what you mean about the maid (Erica). Hopefully you're in her good books now and she'll give you less hassle going forwards. Glad you enjoyed  :thumbsup:

I texted her today saying how much I enjoyed the punt with Anastasia and she was happy to hear that.
Hopefully I'm in her good books...

Offline Nightingale

That second picture is Pamela Anderson

Offline Nightingale

Oh sorry. You pointed that out lol.

Online OliverK

That second picture is Pamela Anderson

Yeah, she put her glasses on at the end of the punt to read her phone and she looked vaguely like Pam in that picture.
Except her glasses were sexier than Pam's.

She looked like a cute blonde librarian.

Offline specialedition28

I had a very mediocre experience with her when she was in slough which sent me right back to my Thai ladies - really not great but glad you got more out of her than me  :crazy:

Online OliverK

I had a very mediocre experience with her when she was in slough which sent me right back to my Thai ladies - really not great but glad you got more out of her than me  :crazy:

Yeah I remember reading your review actually.  When you said you were only allowed to touch her boobs and bum that put me off, which probably explains why I hadn't got round to seeing her yet.
Very surprised to find her in the Paradise Massage set up and delighted that the boundaries you were given didn't apply to me for some reason.
Even if you look at her AW profile, her likes list only says: Hand relief, massage, tantric.
No mention of FS or RO which were definitely on offer.

Offline a4s4f4

I saw Annastasia a few times recently
I've only just got back into this hobby some reviews to go up soon

First time was awesome I thought I got a new regular go to here we had sex but didn't even cross my mind for a BJ ,
Saw her again a few weeks later she was sat on massage table I grabbed a dom and we just went to town quite passionate actually

3rd time she did the I don't do BJ unless more and she developed a tooth problem that is still there thr other time I saw her lol

All in all 5x across as many months ish
The last time she said I haven't seen you for a while I thought you didn't like me anymore
I almost opened my mouth to tell her the experience is not what it was but I thought better of it and just said I've been busy

Online OliverK

I saw Annastasia a few times recently
I've only just got back into this hobby some reviews to go up soon

First time was awesome I thought I got a new regular go to here we had sex but didn't even cross my mind for a BJ ,
Saw her again a few weeks later she was sat on massage table I grabbed a dom and we just went to town quite passionate actually

3rd time she did the I don't do BJ unless more and she developed a tooth problem that is still there thr other time I saw her lol

All in all 5x across as many months ish
The last time she said I haven't seen you for a while I thought you didn't like me anymore
I almost opened my mouth to tell her the experience is not what it was but I thought better of it and just said I've been busy

Interesting.
Did you see her via Paradise Massage or did you contact her via AW?

Offline a4s4f4

Through AW mate
You can tell she moves around quite a bit she's part of a roster of girls that move because the numbers sometimes swap profiles


Its always been £120 for the hour + £100 for extras but extras got less and less as time went on
Actually the last time I saw her I remember I we wws in 69 I was RO whilst she gave me a HJ I said to her do OW or OWO she goes I can but that would mean you stay for less than an hour....  her roundabout way of saying its more money

Online OliverK

Through AW mate
You can tell she moves around quite a bit she's part of a roster of girls that move because the numbers sometimes swap profiles


Its always been £120 for the hour + £100 for extras but extras got less and less as time went on
Actually the last time I saw her I remember I we wws in 69 I was RO whilst she gave me a HJ I said to her do OW or OWO she goes I can but that would mean you stay for less than an hour....  her roundabout way of saying its more money

Ah ok.
Was there a breakdown for the different extras or was it simply a case of £100 for everything?  I assume the £120 didn't include a massage, it was just the base price?
I'm trying to work out whether it's cheaper to see her via Paradise Massage or AW.

Offline karoo

It’s 120 base price and then 50 for RO/fingering and 120 for FS on top.

Offline massagepuntingfan

Through AW mate
You can tell she moves around quite a bit she's part of a roster of girls that move because the numbers sometimes swap profiles


Its always been £120 for the hour + £100 for extras but extras got less and less as time went on
Actually the last time I saw her I remember I we wws in 69 I was RO whilst she gave me a HJ I said to her do OW or OWO she goes I can but that would mean you stay for less than an hour....  her roundabout way of saying its more money

Pretty sure I saw her 18 months ago in Queens Park. Was with one of the agencies, might have been Mashas but can't remember. I recall she's an attractive, blonde, busty, Polish porn looking milf type. Massage was good but wanted lots for extras, think I paid for OWO and kissing and kissing didnt happen.
« Last Edit: September 17, 2026, 07:13:05 am by massagepuntingfan »

Offline massagepuntingfan

Actually think it might have been another agency and not mashas. Also think I paid for mutual touching and kissing(not OWO) and didn't really get either despite paying extra. Thought I reviewed at time but would have been a low neutral lifted up by her slutty polish porn star look.

Online OliverK

Pretty sure I saw her 18 months ago in Queens Park. Was with one of the agencies, might have been Mashas but can't remember. I recall she's an attractive, blonde, busty, Polish porn looking milf type. Massage was good but wanted lots for extras, think I paid for OWO and kissing and kissing didnt happen.

I'm not sure this is the same person.
Could be, because YMMV and all that but she didn't try to massage me at all, just went straight for the balls.
She also delivered kissing in a major way, didn't hold back. Didn't get bored and move away from it, she was fully up for it.

Online OliverK

It’s 120 base price and then 50 for RO/fingering and 120 for FS on top.

Ah ok.
Have you seen her through AW then?

Offline webpunter

Pukka reporting @OK  :hi:
Lurve the stacked milfy barbie look
Well thats my take yes please HL immediately +1

Offline massagepuntingfan

I'm not sure this is the same person.
Could be, because YMMV and all that but she didn't try to massage me at all, just went straight for the balls.
She also delivered kissing in a major way, didn't hold back. Didn't get bored and move away from it, she was fully up for it.

She was called Anastasia, blonde, Polish was prob mid to late 30's, fake boobs. Had a search around and yes there is another review from when she worked at Mashas. I'm sure it's the same lady. If you read I commented on this review of her.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=430401.msg4273851#msg4273851
« Last Edit: September 18, 2026, 10:55:53 am by massagepuntingfan »

Offline karoo

Ah ok.
Have you seen her through AW then?

Yep, in Berkshire.

To address other concerns people expressed - no issues with touching anywhere, very friendly, no rushing. Massage / B2B skills average vs other well-reviewed providers, too much body/face work for my liking but I tried not to focus on this aspect  :D
« Last Edit: September 18, 2026, 11:27:28 am by karoo »

Offline nickcrowne666

Thanks for the review.

Great description of what it's like dealing with Erika, who runs Paradise Massage.
Her attitude is the absolute worst, I really don't get why she creates a public-facing (even if secret) business if she's going to be treating clients like that. I've been interested in therapist photos and given up before a few times purely because of her abrasive smart-ass responses.

Online OliverK

She was called Anastasia, blonde, Polish was prob mid to late 30's, fake boobs. Had a search around and yes there is another review from when she worked at Mashas. I'm sure it's the same lady. If you read I commented on this review of her.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=430401.msg4273851#msg4273851

Fair enough, I stand corrected.  :drinks:

Thanks for the review.

Great description of what it's like dealing with Erika, who runs Paradise Massage.
Her attitude is the absolute worst, I really don't get why she creates a public-facing (even if secret) business if she's going to be treating clients like that. I've been interested in therapist photos and given up before a few times purely because of her abrasive smart-ass responses.

100%.
It makes no fucking sense whatsoever.  You're trying to sell a product/service. How the hell would pissing off your customers help you sell that service??
It was a really bizarre and completely unnecessary interrogation.  A lot of people would've just given up and gone elsewhere.



Offline nickcrowne666

100%.
It makes no fucking sense whatsoever.  You're trying to sell a product/service. How the hell would pissing off your customers help you sell that service??
It was a really bizarre and completely unnecessary interrogation.  A lot of people would've just given up and gone elsewhere.

It seems to me that she thinks that she "sells" it by making people think they're super busy and in high demand. As if there aren't a dozen other places punters can go with arguably more consistent service, better prices and, more clearly, way better premises!