Facials: Are they a thing?

[Cum_again]

Most of the tolerable girls on AW say they do facials.  So, in my head when I started punting I imagined myself in a porno unleashing a mighty wave of baby juice over a pretty face.
My friends, I have found the reality is quite different.  In my experience, almost no girl offers this service and frankly I’ve just stopped asking.  And on the very rare occasions where it has been a thing, it’s only been her on her knees with her mouth open and you're allowed to cum in her mouth. On these rare occasions the rules have been so lengthy that it has killed the mood.

Not on my face
Not in my eyes
Not in my hair
It can’t go up my nope

This is of course not the dream I had in my mind. I have literally no control whatsoever over where my jizz flies when I’m coming so how the hell could I ever comply with those rules.

So, am I doing something wrong?  Is there a way to ask that ends up getting a proper facial cum shot?
Is there some technique I’m doing wrong?  Your standard girl on her knees seems only to acceptable if you only cum in her mouth.

Advice needed please.


*notabke exception was MissKDD who who lying with her head hanging off a bdsm cage (long story ) and took it like a champ.

[PilotMan]

I had a punt recently - (review incoming) - I enquired about CIM, she said no, but you can cum on my face.

I gave it a go and she took it well, but a big spurt ended up in her hair. She didn't notice, so I felt I had to point it out to her. She was OK with it.

[BrixtonBrewers]

Good point OP. I love doing it but very rarely had a good experience doing it with escorts.

Only once had a proper porno like experience a few years ago where she took it like a champ and didn't flinch or try and avoid/limit it in some way like you described.

I find finishing on their tits is the next best thing for me .

[rubberduck221]

Girls don't want it because it means they have to redo their makeup and possibly wash their hair.

If you really care about it, maybe ask for her last booking of the day?

Though I'm just guessing, I've no idea if that would sway things.

[BrixtonBrewers]

Girls don't want it because it means they have to redo their makeup and possibly wash their hair.

If you really care about it, maybe ask for her last booking of the day?

Another good point. The one I had success with was an outcall who was definitely low volume so the makeup thing wasn't an issue.

[Bunbury]

I have done one facial just to tick it off the bucket list.
Hungarian girl who took my jizz all over her face. It did nothing for me to be honest so haven’t repeated it.

[Thephoenix]

Most of the tolerable girls on AW say they do facials.  So, in my head when I started punting I imagined myself in a porno unleashing a mighty wave of baby juice over a pretty face.
My friends, I have found the reality is quite different.  In my experience, almost no girl offers this service and frankly I’ve just stopped asking.  And on the very rare occasions where it has been a thing, it’s only been her on her knees with her mouth open and you're allowed to cum in her mouth. On these rare occasions the rules have been so lengthy that it has killed the mood.

Not on my face
Not in my eyes
Not in my hair
It can’t go up my nope

This is of course not the dream I had in my mind. I have literally no control whatsoever over where my jizz flies when I’m coming so how the hell could I ever comply with those rules.

So, am I doing something wrong?  Is there a way to ask that ends up getting a proper facial cum shot?
Is there some technique I’m doing wrong?  Your standard girl on her knees seems only to acceptable if you only cum in her mouth.

Advice needed please.


*notabke exception was MissKDD who who lying with her head hanging off a bdsm cage (long story ) and took it like a champ.

TBF, would you want your hair covered in sponk when there are other clients to see? 
Remember the film 'There's Something About Mary'? 

CIM keep things nice and tidy, and you can't really miss from a few inches away.
After years of practice, I'm good from about 10 feet away.

[Punterperson1971]

 have a late evening booking in a few weeks with one I’ve seen before and she’s already done swallow and we’ve agreed to a facial in the next booking which she is more than happy to do.
A Thai I saw the other month and she indicated she didn’t want it near her eyes and she indicated mouth and cheeks which I managed to do,some ladies are well up for it tbf others dodge at last minute or tell you where to aim.

[runner in the woods]

my experience of 20 plus years of punting, is that quite few older girls 30+ , will take a facial if you are a regular and they just see the odd guy once a day , some dont mind it anywhere , others say to avoid their hair . but usually tourers and conveyor belt young ones wont take a facial or even spunk on their tits as it means a shower between services . same with swallowing, in my experience , its the older ones who will take a full load and swallow .

[Strawberry]

For an SP semen in eyes can be a real safety risk, very difficult to wash out, eyes swell up making it look as if you have been crying or even punched in the eye, and is an STI risk (mucus membrane).

[MLawro93]

For an SP semen in eyes can be a real safety risk, very difficult to wash out, eyes swell up making it look as if you have been crying or even punched in the eye, and is an STI risk (mucus membrane).

Its why some SPs use spunk glasses  Reduces the risk. Plus its on the client to aim a bit better

[hendrix]

Miss KDD (as noted) Crystal Powers, Lola Wild all more than happy with full on facials.

[Colston36]

TBF, would you want your hair covered in sponk when there are other clients to see? 
Remember the film 'There's Something About Mary'? 

CIM keep things nice and tidy, and you can't really miss from a few inches away.
After years of practice, I'm good from about 10 feet away.

The phoenix is an ancient lecherous mythical beast.

[recycler]

Used to be a lot easier to give a facial 'back in the day' but now days girls seem a lot more 'selective'. Some girls say in my mouth not on my face and others say on my face not in my mouth, the joys of punting.
Some profiles specify facials and cim etc as extras and give the price for that. You should be on a winner there. It suprises  me how far a girl can stretch her neck when you are about to shoot a load, but if you can get your cock right onto her face there is little they can do.
You can try a search on AW for 'specific words' which should show those who are offering a facial.

[mancsguy1975]

Im a heavy cummer with poor directional control so my bollock yoghurt has a mind of its own, and im very partial to a facial - I cant be doing with any nonsense or conditions on where it may land.

Id get recommendations for SPs that are true facial specialists with rep, and even better a girl who loves a good face full. The last thing you want is a cum dodger who claims to have facials on their likes list.

Neve from Walsall was very good in this respect, for example and took my cum cannon with great gusto 🍆💦👧

[mancsguy1975]

Do we need to tag this thread with links to true facial specialists?

[Heph]

Girls don't want it because it means they have to redo their makeup and possibly wash their hair.

If you really care about it, maybe ask for her last booking of the day?

Though I'm just guessing, I've no idea if that would sway things.

It does. Sensual Rebecca (Preston) has on several occasions where I've happened to make a booking at the end of her day, offered this option.

Didn't one of our number here (perhaps now an ex-member) use to make it his active goal to try and get it in their eyes or nostrils regardless of their prior instructions not to? I used to hate reading those reviews.

[myothernameis]

I once gave a escort a facial, by accident, and at first she was mad, but then we both laughed at this

So was eating pussy, and escort told me, my time nearly up, time to relief myself, and aim for her stomach.  Must have been one of my biggest loads, and at least 10 squirts, which all ended up on her face

Think it was more down to the force of my ejaculation, and then the upwards motion

[Stevelondon]

It does. Sensual Rebecca (Preston) has on several occasions where I've happened to make a booking at the end of her day, offered this option.

Didn't one of our number here (perhaps now an ex-member) use to make it his active goal to try and get it in their eyes or nostrils regardless of their prior instructions not to? I used to hate reading those reviews.

That says more about the twat writing the review than anything else.
A “Look at me” kind of idiot. 🤷🏼

[mancsguy1975]

Thats another story entirely.... against the explicit instructions of the SP s a firm red line - all the better for going with a provider whos up for a full on face of man muck !!

[snaitram99]

my experience of 20 plus years of punting, is that quite few older girls 30+ , will take a facial if you are a regular .

This. Used to like to do this with a long term regular (now retired as far as I know). I did once accidentally get some up a girl's nose    when trying to come on her boobs (in the days when i could produce a strong ejaculation!). She wasn't very pleased but I think accepted it wasn't intentional. I did see her again but made sure there wasn't a repeat.

[mancsguy1975]

For an SP semen in eyes can be a real safety risk, very difficult to wash out, eyes swell up making it look as if you have been crying or even punched in the eye, and is an STI risk (mucus membrane).

Noted : for the safety concious facial specialist, always worth keeping some of these in the kit bag

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[mrwhite]

Most of the tolerable girls on AW say they do facials.  So, in my head when I started punting I imagined myself in a porno unleashing a mighty wave of baby juice over a pretty face.
My friends, I have found the reality is quite different.  In my experience, almost no girl offers this service

"In your experience" seems pretty subjective to me.

In my experience I have met more than a few ladies who are happy to offer this service, in fact one almost insists on it.

The last threesome I had (I did write a report somewhere) one lady offered CIM but the other didn't.  The lady who didn't want a mouthful suggested I cum on her face and her partner in crime could lick it off.

Needless to say that worked for me.

Perhaps you just need to do a little more investigation of profiles, or maybe have a wee punting holiday somewhere and see what is on offer outside your usual punting sphere.

[DastardlyDick]

Girls don't want it because it means they have to redo their makeup and possibly wash their hair.

If you really care about it, maybe ask for her last booking of the day?

Though I'm just guessing, I've no idea if that would sway things.

Another reason SP s don't like facials is that it can do serious damage to the eyes due to it's alkaline nature.

[mancsguy1975]

Another reason SP s don't like facials is that it can do serious damage to the eyes due to it's alkaline nature.

Back to my A-Level Chemistry..... now wheres my litmus paper 🍆💦🧪🤓

Now where's @DocHolliday when we need him 👨‍⚕️🩺?

[Cum_again]

"In your experience" seems pretty subjective to me.

In my experience I have met more than a few ladies who are happy to offer this service, in fact one almost insists on it.

The last threesome I had (I did write a report somewhere) one lady offered CIM but the other didn't.  The lady who didn't want a mouthful suggested I cum on her face and her partner in crime could lick it off.

Needless to say that worked for me.

Perhaps you just need to do a little more investigation of profiles, or maybe have a wee punting holiday somewhere and see what is on offer outside your usual punting sphere.

Course it’s subjective!  What am I doing wrong?

[Thephoenix]

This. Used to like to do this with a long term regular (now retired as far as I know). I did once accidentally get some up a girl's nose    when trying to come on her boobs (in the days when i could produce a strong ejaculation!). She wasn't very pleased but I think accepted it wasn't intentional. I did see her again but made sure there wasn't a repeat.

Can they get pregnant that way?

[scutty brown]

Dunno what the problem is. Nearly all the beauty / massage spas around here offer facials.
One or two even go so far as to offer facials for men. Not convinced I'd like that

[scutty brown]

Another reason SP s don't like facials is that it can do serious damage to the eyes due to it's alkaline nature.

sounds like bollocks
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Semen pH has a very high buffering capacity, much higher than that of most other fluids in the body. The pH of human semen was a matter of debate. The pH of the seminal fluid may play a significant role in sperm function, the normal pH of seminal plasma is between 7.2 and 7.8 (WHO, 2010). An acidic ejaculate with pH less than 7.2 may be an indication of blockage of seminal vesicles, while that with an alkaline pH of about 8.0 is usually associated with infections (WHO, 2010)

[Colston36]

"In your experience" seems pretty subjective to me.

In my experience I have met more than a few ladies who are happy to offer this service, in fact one almost insists on it.

The last threesome I had (I did write a report somewhere) one lady offered CIM but the other didn't.  The lady who didn't want a mouthful suggested I cum on her face and her partner in crime could lick it off.

Needless to say that worked for me.

Perhaps you just need to do a little more investigation of profiles, or maybe have a wee punting holiday somewhere and see what is on offer outside your usual punting sphere.

The licking off sounds delightfully perverse