Hamburg Trip Report

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Just in Hamburg now, thought I would share some notes as a lot of info seems out of date.

Atmos is closed now apparently. (Had to look on NL forums to find that out).

First day went down to Herbertstraße famous red light district, but it was daylight and not many girls maybe 2 on whole street. Was really only there for sightseeing, I've heard its bad news anyway, so just walked on by.

Second night went to Babylon FKK, got there late around 1130pm on a Saturday night.

I was worried from some very old reports that the place was bad or that there was a lot of upselling.
In the end 60eur to get in 150eur for covered sex and BJ, which really is not that bad.

Got in and was surprised to find it quite empty, I am used to Sharks FKK near frankfurt and reports of places with 100's of girls walking around. To my surprise I could see only 4 girls on sofas and some drunk guys at a table, and also some arab guys/customers dotted around. More guys and than girls maybe 20-30 blokes. Most people were smoking so be warned if your non smoker, it is full on second hand smoke.

I asked the bartender if this was all the girls, she said only 8 girls working tonight. Some of the girls eventually got up and danced on pole, but they were using youtube and were on a free license so every 3 songs 2-3 adverts would come blaring through speakers???! come on you have a massive FKK and you can't pay 10eur a month for paid youtube license.

Regarding the girls 3 of them were not my cup of tea, after a while a few other girls came out, not my cup of tea either, a bit large around the hips, not BBW or anything, but I prefer petite.

There was one girl in red bra and panites that caught my eye. Tanned skin, natural breasts, looked romanian, but nice looking, but she went with another guy. Then there was another tallish romanian long black hair, nice looking but I think she had implants which is not my scene, so decided to wait.

Went in the pool and steam room, pool is a small swimming pool and there is no hot tub. Sauna is not that hot, but decent, but unlike sharks and other places I have been where the saunas are also really good I would not come here for the sauna experience. It was ok. I mean relaxing enough, and nice sofas to chill around the place.

So after waiting for about 30-40mins, (Reading my book, some other punter mentioned taking a book to FKK which I have to say is a top idea) the girl in red bra comes out and I decide its the best of a bad lot. So I go over to her. She was actually quite fit. Nice body, fairly petite no flab. Only negative is I think she had lip filler but it was tasteful. (I am not a fan of plastic surgery)

She says 100eur for 30mins all in so we go in the back. She is nice mellow, says she is Turkish/American, but to be honest she looked more Romanian. Contrary to negative reviews I actually really like Romanian girls. (Obvs when they are nice looking, but really you can find bad girls from any country so I find that the whole anti Romanian thing is overblown)

So anyway ask her if I can put fingers in, she says it would be extra, I said no problem. I find if you pay a bit more you get better service anyway. On with the show, really nice body. Piercings in nipples, I think we had chemistry, which is why maybe it was a good session.

Great BJ (covered) and then onto doggy style. Finished in bag. For an FKK session I would rate very highly.

Eveline
Looks/Face 8/10
Body 8/10
Service 8/10


Day 2 Sunday

Was finished work decided to go to Pink Palace it was late at night on a Sunday and were no other options. Thought I would just go check for a laugh.
Again heard lots of stories about other places being clip joints, but people say this place is legit. Right on the Reeperban.

Pink you can't miss it, interesting place, looks and feels like a funfair house of mirrors. 4 floors of corridors, girls sit on chairs outside their rooms.

First floor was kind of empty, continued upstairs. Your usual mix of what I would say were eastern Europeans and a few Latinas.

On top floor a cute little skinny blonde caught my eye.

So I went to her and asked how much, her English was not really good, she translates 80eur for 20mins. Other reviews say its a real p&d situation, so I just went with it she was kind of cute, great body. Face was ok, go inside give her 100 eur.

She takes of her clothes, asks me to take mine off, I said no, tell her to sit, and starts with covered BJ, then on to sex. She asks me what position, I say standing, she shurgs and says what? I tell her to stand up and put her against the wall backwards and we start doing it that way.

Its nice, she has some tattoos and piercings on her back. Julie I think her name is. Really start going at her and we are both into it.

For 100Eur I was say it was pretty dammed good, but I think there was again a bit of chemistry, even though was a bit rushed, not that she rushed me, but it was late and I was conscious it was only meant to be 20mins.

Julie
Face 7.5/10
Body 8.5/10
Service 8/10

Ok thats my report for now.

Tonight will try Relax club and Harmony tomorrow and will get back to you.

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Day 3

Went to relax club, its a Monday so its slow.

2 girls at the bar. It's setup like a luxury Gentleman's club bar. Nice ambiance 30eur cover.

One girl was ok but not really my type the other was a nice blonde but not exactly what I wanted either and then some other geezer comes in and takes her upstairs anyway so that ship sailed.

Another two girls show but, but not amazing, 6.5-7 out of 10's. Nicely dressed up and everything, but they are asking 290eur all in + the cover which for Hamburg seems expensive. So I decided to keep my powder dry.

I walked out. Maybe on another night you might have better luck, but info is 290eur+30eur+drinks for 1hr and it all feels a bit like up sell.


Day 4

Head out to Harmony Sauna club. This is well and truly out of town. 30mins south, you can take an uber or taxi.

This is a completely different vibe. Spacious with nice out door space. Exterior garden with a nice sauna building in the middle of the garden and free food.

Set right next to a stream. Very tranquil.

80eur cover charge. And once you get in the ladies start at 100eur for covered bj and sex for 30mins.

Go inside and there are about 8-12 girls working. Some in the bar, some at the buffet area. Its not huge. Walk around whole place. Most of the girls there not my type, big boned types or wide hips. One of the girls seems nice but a guy approaches her.

So I decide to sit on a sofa and wait it out, after a while more ladies come out, not really my type either and I quickly realise that the sofas by the buffet are where the ladies sit. So I move to the buffet area, so I can look at the sofas from afar.

It's clear that the ladies in all these places have been told not to approach the punters, which is fine by me.

The outdoor space and sauna seems to be just for the men, although I saw one girl out there, she had been invited by some blokes.

The girls mainly stay in the bar and by the buffet.

Eventually a stunning blonde thin spinner walks out from somewhere, who knows. So I approach her.

She is nice and Hungarian, name begins with D, can't remember now, must be under 30 which is good, because some of the the others seemed 30+.

I buy her a drink and we go upstairs. We negotiate a bit. I ask for fingers and 1hr she says 200+tip. She was fit and it was my last night so I decided what the hell.

She says she won't start clock until she finishes her drink, she smokes out the window. (God damm they all smoke.) If you are a non smoker beware.

Anyway she takes her clothes off and I realise she has butt implants and breast implants. Defo a lady, but I don't know why the girls do this to themselves. Not my thing. But still she was nice enough.

I mean she was really fine, but i'm not into implants, and these were not well done. Better body with clothes on. Anyway service was really good though and her face was pretty.

On with the session, covered BJ, and then missonary on the bed. It was really good. She gets into it.

Face 9/10
Body 8/10 (except for the implants)
Service 8/10

Then go do the Sauna and chill out. Start talking to some older German guy in the sauna, I tell him they do it right in Germany, he asks if they have places like this in UK. I say nothing. He says it would be impossible to live without this. I could not agree more. Too bad I have to head back to blighty.

All in all great time, I could have probably just done 30mins and saved some money but I wanted to relax and take my time.

YMMV but there seemed to be enough selection so of the 4 places I went to this was definitely the best.