What a city. Just walking around seeing the civvies gets you excited. The south americans really do it for me. Had a few days and did lots of research on UKP (and sexomercadobcn). Had 3 opportunities and narrowed it down to:
-Thai Zen
-Independent from sexomercadobcn
-Line up at one of the legal brothelsThai Zen BarcelonaExternal Link/Members OnlyNow i knew this would be expensive, and not VFM but fuck it on holiday, fun tokens why not. Whatsapp them and they said to come over and see who they have and discuss services. They must be busy as did have to wait in the waiting room for about 10 mins, felt like ages.
Now the menu is a headache and you need a PHD to understand it. The lady did discuss them with me and I went for the most baller one. 340 EUR, paid by card. Had 3 parts, divan, mattress, hammam.
There was 3 ladies available: a south american who looked like Nora Fatehi (knew asap i was choosing her), another south american bit darker girl, and a black girl.
Chose the Nora lookalike (sorry dont remember her name). Went into the room, clothes off, showered. She left me a blindfold and said to put it on and lie on the divan chair thing and she will be in soon.
About 5 mins in she comes in, can hear the heels on the hard floor, already getting my blood going. She starts off melting chocolate and putting it on diff parts of her body which I had to lick off. Then some feather treatment, and then ice on my dick and balls whilst wanking me. First cum done.
Blindfold off and onto the mattress for B2B. This was okay, have had better. Tried a few kisses and touches of her fanny. Clit ok, fingering not allowed. Massaged her for a bit and bit of RO from the back, which she said she "doesnt do for everyone". Didnt think id pop again but she wanked me whilst i was sucking on her small breasts.
Finally ended in a soapy bubble hamman which i could have done without, but was okay. In fairness she did try for a 3rd pop but wasnt gonna happen.
Showered together, left. They asked for feedback. Told them the watiting time was a bit long, they seemed offended. But said 5/5 on their scorecard.
I know I could have got an hour with a diva fittie for that price but "when in Rome"... Glad i experienced this. 90 mins total, 75 mins of action.
Vicky Sensual - sexomercardo independentExternal Link/Members OnlySexomercardo is their version of AW/VS. Did lots of browsing, looking at reviews (take with a pinch of salt), pictures and blog posts. Someone did post about her before that they got a massage and sex for 150eur.
Her comms said 150eur for b2b with BJ ending 60mins.
Turned up, had to walk up 4 flights of stairs. Not the one when you're baked. But she was fit when she opened the door. Shared HMO type living with her own room with bed, massage table and shower.
Argentinian, 30-35 yrs, banging body, nice face but a bit stern.
Started with massage, was okay nothing special. Onto the bed, where there was good B2B letting me suck her tits. But her kisses were lips only, i wanted DFK and not allowed to play with her pussy. Said 50eur for sex and 50eur for RO. Said no and continued with the B2B. BJ was decent, i was rubbing her body all over and came in the bag. Shower and left. Just about worth 150 eur. Would be great if the 150 incl DFK and RO.
But something fun about going to an independent flat abroad and meeting a WG. She did compliment me loads and said come back for the RO and sex experience. I said i would if she could do DFK, RO and sex for 50eur extra (200 total).
Maison Close - Brothel External Link/Members OnlyNow, i wanted to eat some south american pussy and ass and have the bang bang experience. Considered felinas/la suite but was lazy and wanted walking distance.
On a fancy road (where all the designer shops are).
About midnight, whatsapped them and they sent me a list. Take the list with a pinch of salt. Have to see the lineup in person. They did whatsapp line up. Madam says it was Celeste, but looked like Diana.
As i was walking up the street, 2 chicks in front of me. Looked like WG. Knew 99% they were heading here for their shift. Surprise surprise, let me in behind them and the smell of them and they arse and tits hanging out already got me horny.
Madam showed me a line up. I was too baked to remember their names. But wow, already getting excited. Asked the madam if they would do GFE and she said 2 of them would for +50. One colombian (looked like a cartel members wife) and a moroccan. Jackpot, they were the 2 that said they would! I was happy as i paid more attention to them and a longer hug/chat when they came to introduce themselves. They both came in the room and i chose the colombian. Moroccan chick seemed disappointed and said lets do a 3sum. I said no but if i have fuel in the tank after the colombian, i would see her straight after (if she was available).
Went for an hour 195 plus 50 gfe.
Shower was shit, she handed me fucking handsoap as showergel. She joined me in the shower rubbing her arse on me. Her face was fucking stunning but the bolt ons were a bad job. She kept thinking i was south american and asked me stuff in spanish and i was like honestly darling i am not.
Get to the bed, start kissing but its LFK. Ok i can just about work with this. I gave her a massage and went onto to RO and rimming and this is where it went to 100mph. Spent 15 mins just going to town on her fresh pussy and arse, she was grinding back against my face. Tongue fucking her pussy and she was opening up and up. And fucking cummed like a water fall on my face. Super hot and saying all this stuff in spanish. This is when the LFK turned to DFK. Started in cowgirl, me sitting up off the edge of the bed so i could kiss her and play with her arse. I was fingering her arsehole like a madman and she said anal is available. Went into doggy and was massaging her clit. She got so sensitive and her skin had goosebumps. Ended up cumming in mish whilst DFKing her.
What a fucking punt.
What a fucking city. I do like the whole FKK concept in germany, but Barca is also top tier.
