Author Topic: Throat Queen Jasmine - Kings Cross  (Read 2563 times)


23 review(s) for Throat Queen Jasmine (13 positive, 3 neutral, 7 negative) [Indexed by The_Don]

Offline Crossfire92

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Absolute waste of time... Came to address, came in the flat she was in thr room and the next minute gone texting me I need  to leave ..

Offline koshkaj

Oh dear, and it was all going so well...  :sarcastic:
« Last Edit: August 22, 2026, 11:43:05 am by koshkaj »

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Absolute waste of time... Came to address, came in the flat she was in thr room and the next minute gone texting me I need  to leave ..

she give a reason?

do you think it was down to looks/age/race?

Offline Insideman

and here we thought she was en route to stardom.

Offline Crossfire92

she give a reason?

do you think it was down to looks/age/race?

I was looking at her, probably that's why...

Offline Insideman

should have looked down on the floor mate. you messed up

Offline Crossfire92

She was staring at me what should i have done

Offline Insideman

She was staring at me what should i have done

remember the scene in four lions, when barry asks faisal how did you buy 12 bottles of bleach, and he puts his hands on his face.. thats what you should have done

"id like to buy 12 depths of deepthroat please"  :lol:

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Was the location Kings cross ?

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should have looked down on the floor mate. you messed up

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

so you can't even look at her now?

beggars belief some punters still want to visit her. I guess the whole bizarre set up is a huge turn-on for some.

« Last Edit: August 22, 2026, 08:51:18 pm by patelprat »

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She was staring at me what should i have done

Maybe she fancied you mate, and it just threw her off her game. Maybe you reminder her of a bf or ex-bf. I guess it depends on the type of stare you got  :D

« Last Edit: August 22, 2026, 08:51:02 pm by patelprat »

Offline Heph

Wait; she had 6 negatives at the end of July - yet this is a new and mid/late August review and according to the tally she's still only on 6 negs (9:2:6 combined), rather than, as ought to be, 7. What gives with that?

She'd been on a good run since then, chalking up four consecutive positives. I haven't seen her for some months, but I must admit this one surprised me. I presume no particular reason was given?

« Last Edit: August 23, 2026, 12:14:05 am by Heph »

Offline koshkaj

She's still improving on her negs, money was not stolen, punter was not screamed at, just had their time wasted   :sarcastic:

wonder what the next neg will bring?

beggars belief some punters still want to visit her. I guess the whole bizarre set up is a huge turn-on for some.

combination of allegedly the best DT ever, and also a guaranteed refund as most punters can't hold out for a full session, making it a very cheap option which outweighs the negatives. Jasmine's service on any given day may be a coin toss (i think one of the reviewers actually flipped a coin to decide whether to visit her or not) but her business sense to ensure repeat custom is right on the money  ;)

I for one, would certainly be revisiting a lot more SPs if they were giving me partial refunds at the end of the session  :D
« Last Edit: August 23, 2026, 12:44:53 am by koshkaj »

Offline maybe

I'm really tempted to try and see this SP but worried about my impulse saying hi by accident and then getting turned away.

Is a polite greeting of "hi" considered talking to her?

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I'm really tempted to try and see this SP but worried about my impulse saying hi by accident and then getting turned away.

Is a polite greeting of "hi" considered talking to her?

 :lol:

Don't risk it all by saying "hi". She clearly hates small talk and any form of human niceties.
Just go in silent, head down, leave the money for her and get in position, follow her strict instructions. I bet you'll then get the best DT ever...and if you're extra lucky, a partial refund for no apparent reason  :D

« Last Edit: August 23, 2026, 11:57:35 am by patelprat »

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Don't risk it all by saying "hi". She clearly hates small talk and any form of human niceties.
Just go in silent, head down, leave the money for her and get in position, follow her strict instructions. I bet you'll then get the best DT ever...and if you're extra lucky, a partial refund for no apparent reason  :D

Yes, her instructions are really not difficult to follow.

Online Denzel112

I'm really tempted to try and see this SP but worried about my impulse saying hi by accident and then getting turned away.

Is a polite greeting of "hi" considered talking to her?

Unless she starts interrogating you asking if you are a member on UKPunting. It seems like she has many on and off days, unbalanced hormones to say the least  :lol:. When I first met her everything went wrong from the start, but it ended up being a worthy stay with her thanking me at the end lmao.

Just turn up and follow her instructions, hopefully she is in a good mood that day.

Offline Inbetweener

I went to see her this week. Not a single word spoken in the 30 minutes I was there. I will write a review.

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I went to see her this week. Not a single word spoken in the 30 minutes I was there. I will write a review.

bloody hell. I should just save myself the trip.  :lol:

Online PLeisure

I'm really tempted to try and see this SP but worried about my impulse saying hi by accident and then getting turned away.

Is a polite greeting of "hi" considered talking to her?
With you on this - I mean, we're polite creatures, right? So it's only right to acknowledge her as you enter the room

What happens if you let out an involuntary "OMG, that's too good" as she's fellating you into oblivion?
Is it game over, stat  :crazy:
Next, she's shouting "Get out!" and pointing to the fire exit  :diablo:
« Last Edit: Yesterday at 04:56:43 pm by PLeisure »

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With you on this - I mean, we're polite creatures, right? So it's only right to acknowledge her as you enter the room

What happens if you let out an involuntary "OMG, that too good" as she's fellating you into oblivion?
Is it game over, stat  :crazy:
Next, she's shouting "Get out!" and pointing to the fire exit  :diablo:

there has to be some level of comms. E.g. her profile says she allows you to fuck her, so you need to be able say eg "can we fuck now" if you want that.

or at the start, if you need a shower, you need to tell her, and surely she'd welcome that.

« Last Edit: Yesterday at 04:54:50 pm by patelprat »

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there has to be some level of comms. E.g. her profile says she allows you to fuck her, so you need to be able say eg "can we fuck now" if you want that.

or at the start, if you need a shower, you need to tell her, and surely she'd welcome that.
I was thinking to prepare a series of pre-formatted Post-It notes to cover every eventuality.

The last one being, "Will you marry me?"  :rose:

Online Barneypunt

I'm really tempted to try and see this SP but worried about my impulse saying hi by accident and then getting turned away.

Is a polite greeting of "hi" considered talking to her?

This is so sad lol. You’re scared to see an sp because you might say hello and get turned away :dash:
The bar is in hell. It’s crazy that this sp gets business, but this is what you get when men are led by their dicks and not their brains lol.

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there has to be some level of comms. E.g. her profile says she allows you to fuck her, so you need to be able say eg "can we fuck now" if you want that.

or at the start, if you need a shower, you need to tell her, and surely she'd welcome that.

I'm also wondering, how do you convey and let me shower first, or maybe she simply doesn't need you to shower and sprays all that stuff.

This is so sad lol. You’re scared to see an sp because you might say hello and get turned away :dash:
The bar is in hell. It’s crazy that this sp gets business, but this is what you get when men are led by their dicks and not their brains lol.

I really hate wasted trips, but little brain wants to take the gamble!