First time visiting this place. It’s well-reviewed, so I will keep this brief.
Walked in and paid for 30 minutes with cash. Saw the range of girls and was stuck on two but i went with the one I was most attracted to.
I asked for names to try go off reviews from here but was told but the receptionist they don't share names.
Anyway I ended up picking Victoria. I knew i fucked up as soon as the receptionist called her name but I thought maybe it was a one off. Anyway i got undressed and laid facedown she came in and gave probably the worst massage in my life.
I wouldn’t even call it a massage, just a rubbing with oil, after about 15/20 minutes she asked me to turn over and offered me extras i declined.
The massage was boring, not therapeutic, not sensual, not anything. Her English isn’t great so couldn’t even try to build up rapport. She’s surprised by my declining and asks to confirm two more times. Once she understood i was expecting to her to end the massage out of awkwardness, my dick was out uncovered but not hard.
Fair play to her she continued the massage just rubbing my legs the same way she rubbed my back. Just working around my dick, i felt a bit like a psycho just lying there tbf.
Anyway timer goes off, and immediately someone knocks on the door, she opens it while i am still laying face up naked and then closes. She then wraps up and offers me a shower, which i accept.
I get dressed and leave, she left while I was getting dressed without a bye or anything lol. Shouldn't be surprised.
Definitely one to avoid imo. Ill go to the shop again but try someone different, I like the thrill of picking there and then. Brothels have similar setups in Australia, hopefully can find other shops like this in London.
