Author Topic: SMOW massage Swanley Legit  (Read 759 times)

Offline Surreychap

Visited about 6 weeks ago after seeing her videos on TikTok. Was expecting to be legit but I don’t always rate that as a disaster, weird I know! Not had a chance to do anything in terms of punting recently but the videos look very sensual/teasing so thought I could still enjoy if didn’t get a HE.
Coms good over WhatsApp think it was £75 for an hour, booked Lomi Lomi as that looked the most sensual option.
Residential street and no issues with parking. Text when outside and told to come in via side entrance, met Con and led to a little outhouse where her massage table was, all very nice. Filled a form and asked some questions, made clear I had no issues and wanted to relax. She left me to get undressed and came back few minutes later.
The massage was very good although nowhere near as good as it looked on videos. Certainly didn’t get as close to the goods as she does in those. Probably a bit of a trick to lure people like me in so it worked. I enjoyed it but realised pretty early on it would be massage only. It was nice but in no way would I return again, shame as I found her sexy and with a bit more teasing and HE she’d be very busy!
Later found out she’s married and kids in house etc so doubt anyone would get any joy.

Offline GmxJim

Had seen her videos and had made enquiries as sometimes its just for tie Tok views. I did wonder if the videos were to entice people in, such a shame as the videos of her limi limi style do look nice and sensual.

Offline PilotMan

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How would one find this service provider, there are no contact details in your review  :unknown:

Offline Surreychap

How would one find this service provider, there are no contact details in your review  :unknown:

Everything is Facebook/Instagram, easy to find by google not sure I can post in here

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Everything is Facebook/Instagram, easy to find by google not sure I can post in here

Oh, OK, makes sense.

So do people just search SMOW massage Swanley?

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