Author Topic: Mell_isa / pornstar Melissa Carlisle  (Read 1466 times)


1 review(s) for Mell_isa (0 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Derrick101]

Offline carlisleman

Communications were quick, lots of services on offer, profile on AW and viva street talks about gfe, pse, anal, extra charge advised for on test is owo, which was £30 extra.

£80 for 1/2 an hour.

The location was a flat used for Barry from eastenders who visits as multiple TS aliases, near the hospital. That should have been my first red flag. The property has a ring style doorbell that they monitor to let you in. The potential for this been recorded and getting identified is a reason I held off a review for a few days until the girl leaves. 

The girl herself is quite pretty, early to mid 20s not quite as made up in the photos, but who is. The house smelled a bit of cigarettes.

When opening the door to me her attitude seemed very impatient and abrupt. Almost barking instructions at me. When I got to the bedroom, a small single bed, after handing the money over she started listing the extras. If I wanted kissing with tongues that was an extra £30, if I wanted owo that was an extra £30, I just started to get a poor vibe so I declined those. She barked for me to get undressed whilst she disappeared and stashed the cash, told me to get undressed.
Came back and I lay on the bed. With absolutely no warming up, and me not even remotely hard yet she put a condom  immediately on and started to try oral with a flaccid member and a loose condom. I suggested it might need a bit of warming up. She was sat naked, on the bed next to me, very pretty body, it wouldn’t have taken much for him to get to straight attention. But she wasn’t having any of it. I went I gently stroke her boobs, and she barked I couldn’t touch the nipples. Half erect she got on top of me and tried to ride me. With not a huge amount of success. I went to peck her on the lips, hoping to engage some kind of intimacy or skin in skin contact and she barked at me that was extra.
So after not very successfully trying to get me to cum as quickly as possible, I suggested, maybe she could maybe just wank me a bit and get me going.  Apparently wanking without a condom is also an extra. I was allowed to touch her bum cheeks, nothing else, touch her boobs, but not nipples, I wasn’t allowed to kiss her anywhere and she made no effort to do the same.

Ten minutes in I just said this isn’t working, got dressed and left.

I’m not expecting top notch service from every girl, but there needs to be a touch of intimacy for me. She made zero effort. She tried to get the punt over as quickly as possible which meant I was never in a state in which it was possible.

Dreadful dreadful punt.

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Offline Mr Cumberland

That all sounds absolutely awful and I know why I punt largely away from Carlisle.

Offline Winker121

Well that sounds like a shitty experience. I had noticed the advert and thought her photos looked rather nice.  Thank you for the information.

Offline shaft10

I'd swerve this one regardless as she openly advertises bareback sex

Offline carlisleman

I'd swerve this one regardless as she openly advertises bareback sex

90% of those services are just not available full stop.

Offline softlad25

90% of those services are just not available full stop.
Did you ask about bareback?

Offline carlisleman

Did you ask about bareback?
Absolutely not, but consisdering she wouldnt even wank me without a condom on for an extra charge, not entirely sure she's accommodating in any way.

Offline MaxVerstappen

What a shit show. At least she didn’t charge you extra for barking at you numerous times  :D

Useless cunt!

Better luck next time  :drinks:

« Last Edit: August 21, 2026, 01:43:02 pm by MaxVerstappen »

Offline Dweeby

Sorry you had a lousy time, another £80 wasted.

Pity, as from your description she sounds ok.

When girls choose to do this, you wouldn't think that being simply "pleasant" was too much to ask, would you? Surely it would be better for them as well.

I can't believe how shit things are around here. Deffo getting worse.

Offline softlad25

Absolutely not, but consisdering she wouldnt even wank me without a condom on for an extra charge, not entirely sure she's accommodating in any way.
what a horrible greedy cow wants money for nothing, hope karma comes her way
Better luck next time
It's enough to put you off punting

Offline Blackpool Rock

I'm sure i've seen those pictures before so looks like a new profile for an old girl  :unknown:

Seem to recall she was either on the BB avoid thread or had some other sort of bad posts or possibly reviews, clearly listing BB and Unprotected in the likes list but also specifically says Bareback in the profile text so i'm guess it's available, obviously as an extra seeing as everything else seems to be  :thumbsdown:

Think this may be her previous profile, only Reds for Melissa Nimpho  :thumbsdown:
Needs her old reviews indexing with this new profile

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« Last Edit: August 21, 2026, 05:08:26 pm by Blackpool Rock »

Offline carlisleman

I'm sure i've seen those pictures before so looks like a new profile for an old girl  :unknown:

Seem to recall she was either on the BB avoid thread or had some other sort of bad posts or possibly reviews, clearly listing BB and Unprotected in the likes list but also specifically says Bareback in the profile text so i'm guess it's available, obviously as an extra seeing as everything else seems to be  :thumbsdown:

Think this may be her previous profile, only Reds for Melissa Nimpho  :thumbsdown:
Needs her old reviews indexing with this new profile

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Absolutely is her, just searched for her on here using melissa nimpho and it looks like a double for my experience....

The ring doorbell really stopped me from making a fuss there and then, nothing stops them from jus putting it on social media and tagging the area.