I fancied a nuru massage having had some really good ones a few years ago, so after some research I chose Rose at London Nuru Massage
External Link/Members OnlyUnfortunately this was a huge disappointment. The pictures on the website have been heavily photoshopped in my opinion as I struggled to recognise her from her profile. The key word in the profile was "curvy" but I would think she's added a few more pounds since the photos. Then the nuru massage was nowhere near what I had previously experienced. It was just on a towel on the bed, not an inflatable bed and consequently the gel was used sparingly (and I felt it was not proper nuru gel anyway because it dried out fairly quickly). But the biggest surprise was there was a "no touching" rule! That is ironic considering it was a nuru massage! Her profile includes the phrase "38DD natural curves that beg to be explored" but how can you explore when you can't touch?! The £300 it cost for one hour would have been OK if it had been a real nuru massage because of the expensive gel and clearing up required, but for what it was it was very expensive. She also tried to "upsell" to something more but I was already so disappointed it couldn't even get aroused properly. When I declined she moved fairly quickly to a (not very) happy ending. When I looked at my watch when I left it was only 45 minutes from the moment I had arrived, including shower before and after... Overall, extremely disappointing.
