Author Topic: Mia - Acurelax Shirley  (Read 3119 times)

Offline Royalthailover

So after missing out on Nana things weren't off to a great start. I decided to accept Mia as I had gone out of my way to visit Acurelax.

Handed over £45 for the hour and was shown in to an absolutely tiny downstairs room which was roasting hot. There was a fan blowing which actually felt quite good but there was barely any room for Mia to walk around the table. I was questioning by decision by this point as I had been messed around and the place seemed a dump.

Undressed and face down Mia began the massage. This was very good actually and she was straight in to the CC swipes, Ball play, reach unders etc which were fantastic. Carried on with the massage, hot stones all over which was good, especially around my arse. After 45 mins she asked would I like B2B. No way was paying an extra 40 quid with only 15 mins remaining. She was disappointed when I politely declined and requested just the HE.

She began the HE whilst kissing and playing my nipples which was lovely. She then spread my legs wide and gave some fantastic ball and cock play. What happened next was very surprising but most enjoyable, I dont want to give detail but I got more than I expected at that point.

This is what led to the positive. I gave her 20 for the HE and got dressed.

To summarise it was a crazy visit.

negatives

messed about by not getting Nana
Tiny hot downstairs room
Offered B2B with only 15 left


positives

very good massage
Wonderful surprise during the HE
Good VFM

Offline Newjack1

Its a review just tell us what happened

Offline runner in the woods

Its a review just tell us what happened

yes you may aswell tell us , so we can perhaps suggest it to Mia , thats whole point of writing a review, so we know whats potentially available!  , finger in your ass? BJ? , FS ?

Offline Royalthailover

My only concern with going in to detail is that in some of these places if the owners find out then the girl is often gone. Obviously reading other reviews of this establishment so far its just B2B stopping just short of anything extra?

Offline Newjack1

My only concern with going in to detail is that in some of these places if the owners find out then the girl is often gone. Obviously reading other reviews of this establishment so far its just B2B stopping just short of anything extra?

Theres the dicussion at the top of the page, i think you need to be a member to enter. Could put in there

Offline shed

Thanks for the review. Can you give a description of Mia and was she Chinese?

Offline Royalthailover

She's Chinese yes.

Id say mid 40's at a guess. Slim lady, facially id say 6/10, as the punt went on she was actually kind of cute in a way I suppose, she wasn't bad but nothing special. I opted against B2B as older slimmer chinese women sort of have weird legs if thats make sense  :lol:

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Offline RandomGuy99

My only concern with going in to detail is that in some of these places if the owners find out then the girl is often gone. Obviously reading other reviews of this establishment so far its just B2B stopping just short of anything extra?
But you've already said too much if you were worried about that happening

Offline Jasonk71

We all know about the extras take place at this shop. The owner is probably aware of what goes on

Offline shed

But you've already said too much if you were worried about that happening


I think he said enough to warrant one to visit without going into detail which may cause the girl some problems. If you want to find out exactly then book an appointment  :unknown:

Offline Newjack1


I think he said enough to warrant one to visit without going into detail which may cause the girl some problems. If you want to find out exactly then book an appointment  :unknown:

Dont feel thats really the point, either say it or dont. But suggestion is just silly


Offline Muff

Dont feel thats really the point, either say it or dont. But suggestion is just silly
I’m with you 100% Newjack. Ffs sake this is a review sight, never known anything so bloody stupid. If you don’t want to tell us then leave it out but don’t go down this ‘guess what I had I’m not going to tell you route’ . Thats what school kids do.
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Offline Royalthailover

I’m with you 100% Newjack. Ffs sake this is a review sight, never known anything so bloody stupid. If you don’t want to tell us then leave it out but don’t go down this ‘guess what I had I’m not going to tell you route’ . Thats what school kids do.
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Mate, you joined this site in 2023 and have left 2 reviews so perhaps my reviews might be of interest to those who contribute.

The reason I didnt go in to more detail is because at the time of my review I hadnt seen any other review from this establishment that had included what 'extra' i recieved (that is since no longer the case). It is well known that certain venues in the west Midlands have been raided due to such 'extras' therefore I dont want to be the 1 responsible for the girl OR venue to possibly be put in such position. My review is perfectly detailed (as are most of mine) for you to go and visit Mia for yourself.

My review never 'suggested' that something extra happened, I just didnt go in to full detail for reasons that I consider perfectly valid at the time.

Offline shed

Mate, you joined this site in 2023 and have left 2 reviews so perhaps my reviews might be of interest to those who contribute.

The reason I didnt go in to more detail is because at the time of my review I hadnt seen any other review from this establishment that had included what 'extra' i recieved (that is since no longer the case). It is well known that certain venues in the west Midlands have been raided due to such 'extras' therefore I dont want to be the 1 responsible for the girl OR venue to possibly be put in such position. My review is perfectly detailed (as are most of mine) for you to go and visit Mia for yourself.

My review never 'suggested' that something extra happened, I just didnt go in to full detail for reasons that I consider perfectly valid at the time.



Totally agree mate  :thumbsup:

Offline Muff

Mate, you joined this site in 2023 and have left 2 reviews so perhaps my reviews might be of interest to those who contribute.

The reason I didnt go in to more detail is because at the time of my review I hadnt seen any other review from this establishment that had included what 'extra' i recieved (that is since no longer the case). It is well known that certain venues in the west Midlands have been raided due to such 'extras' therefore I dont want to be the 1 responsible for the girl OR venue to possibly be put in such position. My review is perfectly detailed (as are most of mine) for you to go and visit Mia for yourself.

My review never 'suggested' that something extra happened, I just didnt go in to full detail for reasons that I consider perfectly valid at the time.

So this quote from your review above——

            ‘ What happened next was very surprising but most enjoyable, I dont want to give detail but I got more than I                 expected at that point’ 

……that does not suggest extras taking place then. Well why mention it if you are not going to give some detail 🧐🧐

Perhaps she made you a cup of tea 🙏🙏      I know Im not the only one who expects reviewers to share their full experience or keep the bits you don’t wish to put out there under wraps.  Hope you get my well ment drift on this.
« Last Edit: August 27, 2026, 12:30:29 am by Muff »

Offline Muff



Totally agree mate  :thumbsup:

For the record, I joined a couple of months ago. In the past I was a very active member with 50 odd reviews. You will find I make a lot of effort to share my experiences with other members. Im not a great fan of ‘sleeping’ members. My contribution thus far is not too bad 👍
« Last Edit: August 27, 2026, 12:31:37 am by Muff »

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There have been occasions where a girl has been sacked for offering extras in a massage environment. In such cases we advise members to say something bland like I left happy to avoid getting her into trouble. Acurelax isn't actually one of those places so the OP didn't need to be so guarded, but he was using his judgment at the time. Maybe he was a little clumsy with his choice of words, but his intentions were honourable, not childish. Time to let it go now.

Offline Muff

There have been occasions where a girl has been sacked for offering extras in a massage environment. In such cases we advise members to say something bland like I left happy to avoid getting her into trouble. Acurelax isn't actually one of those places so the OP didn't need to be so guarded, but he was using his judgment at the time. Maybe he was a little clumsy with his choice of words, but his intentions were honourable, not childish. Time to let it go now.
100%  with that Scouting. I agree if you don’t want to give details then don’t cast bait to tempt a nibble. 👍

Offline Royalthailover

What on earth are you on about you absolute clown. Only 1 here tempting a nibble is you who keeps going on about it and mentioning me on other reviews that have nothing to do with me.

Scouting has literally just said that the reasons for me posting were honourable and perhaps slightly the wrong choice of words. If you're too ignorant and arrogant to understand that then thats your problem, not mine.

Offline Muff

What on earth are you on about you absolute clown. Only 1 here tempting a nibble is you who keeps going on about it and mentioning me on other reviews that have nothing to do with me.

Scouting has literally just said that the reasons for me posting were honourable and perhaps slightly the wrong choice of words. If you're too ignorant and arrogant to understand that then thats your problem, not mine.
I guess when you get to childish name calling you sought of lose the argument. Let’s leave it at that.

Offline Royalthailover

Ignored. I suggest you do the same

Offline mr.bluesky

There have been occasions where a girl has been sacked for offering extras in a massage environment. In such cases we advise members to say something bland like I left happy to avoid getting her into trouble. Acurelax isn't actually one of those places so the OP didn't need to be so guarded, but he was using his judgment at the time. Maybe he was a little clumsy with his choice of words, but his intentions were honourable, not childish. Time to let it go now.

Exactly this ☝️ for many Chinese or Thai rub and tug places where the girl offers more than the standard happy ending then sometimes discretion is needed if you think it will get that lady into trouble. If you want to know more then send them a message  :unknown:
« Last Edit: August 28, 2026, 09:22:05 am by mr.bluesky »

Offline Jasonk71

Does this shop only have a landline phone number?

Offline Tommy123