April 2026
External Link/Members Only£80 for 60 minutes massage plus HE
Location is 2 minutes from London Bridge station
Booking sorted via text, she gave detailed instructions on my arrival
Flat was fit for purpose, decent shower and massage room
Jane is probably late 30s, fairly plain looking, big old rack which she hides away until the big reveal later
Massage was fine, I think, but the reason this gets a negative is because she wouldn't stop talking. I don't mind a bit of chat but I'd also like to be able to drift off and enjoy the massage. And the more she talked, the less relaxed I became. I tried not saying anything for a bit hoping she'd talk the hint. Nope, she just rattled on regardless. By the time she got to the 'sensual' bit, I was so fed up, I just wanted to leave. I did think about asking for a bit of quiet but figured that would just ruin the atmosphere.
Good price, good location, won't be going back
