Kim is:
External Link/Members OnlyCost: £150 / hour reduced to £130 / 45 mins. Should have been £100 / 30 minutes because I chose to leave early but she insisted that it had already been longer than 30 mins.
Summary: This was a last minute booking after "Big Bum, Victoria" got arsey (excuse the pun) with me on text messages, so I cancelled the booking as I was on the way to meet her. She is at
External Link/Members Only and honestly her messages gave me that dread feeling so I'm glad I didn't see her. But then I needed to find a Plan B quickly so hunted who else was available immediately and local enough. Out of 2 or 3 options I made the rookie mistake of seeing this cow Kim. Rookie because I was looking for an urgent booking and more so because I didn't check UKP - I was on my phone at a tube station and find it too clunky doing research like this on mobile UKP. Normally I over-analyse but in this case I admit my error in being too rash. So I ended up seeing Kim, completely oblivious of her reputation. I can only say that past reviews are accurate and I wish I had saved my money on this one.
Comms: I'm not sure if Kim handles her comms but responses are quick, probably because she isn't ever in demand. Her standard response seems to be
"I offer rimming GFE dfk owo deepthroat cim erotic massage sex sex all positions enjoy shower together cum twice. Anal extra £50." Suffice to say this is all bullshit. Also, her English is awful. Apparently she's been in the UK for a year but still can't string 2 words together.
Location: Goodge Street, easy to get to from that station. It's not discreet but the street is very busy and no one would wonder what you're doing there.
Kim: I found her attractive when she opened the door, but immediately I sensed she was reprehensive. Mistaking that for shyness and needing a shag I walked in and carried on. She has nice fake boobs though oversized for her slim frame. A nice slim body otherwise, not gym toned or anything, and maybe a little skinny, but good for a Thai. Looks around early 30s in age. Photos are representative, allowing for some airbrushing.
Event: Paid £150 and went to the shower, where she walked in with me and washed me down. I actually enjoyed that but it was short lived and she wouldn't let me touch her at all (weird, why?) and then took a gulp of mouthwash and told me to, which ultimately was pointless because she didn't kiss anyway. Back into the bedroom where it was straight down to action with a covered BJ (my choice, I didn't like the look of her teeth). The BJ was boring and then became toothy and painful so I asked her to stop.
Explored her body for a while. She wouldn't kiss, she didn't let me touch her pussy not even rubbing her clit let alone getting a finger in. Kissing only went as far as some pecks and nothing like the DFK promised on texts. I asked for the rimming that she proudly had offered on texts and she said she doesn't do that; I pointed to the texts and she lied her face off that she licks around the sternum but doesn't rim... rimming was one of the main reasons I had booked Kim (over others) so I was truly pissed off. And with her shitty, disinterested attitude I just want to get out of there.
We fucked in a couple of positions; she does this thing where she squeezes her pussy which is quite nice. But you know you're fucking someone who isn't really with you, so it felt wrong and like she wanted me gone. Eventually I came on the 30 minute mark and told her I was leaving (I did not want to hang around this miserable woman) and asked to shorten the booking. She said it'll be 45 mins @ £130 so a £20 refund to me. OK, fine I thought whatever. I wanted a shower but was refused, so I washed my hands and waited for my refund, though she was already at the door ready to let me out. Cheeky cow thought she would scam me but I reminded her for the £20 refund and she relented nonchalantly. So in the end it was a 45 minute booking for a wasted £130.
Conclusion: Lesson learned again... always read UKP before booking and never book in haste. Well at least I hope this review helps others avoid her.
Topic: Kim Thai Sexy - Goodge Street (Read 1141 times)