WEBSITES:
External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyPRICE:
£60 for 'legitimate' services (sauna, scrubbing, and an oil massage) plus a further £60 for B2B and HJ = £120 total for 1 hour 15 minutes.
COMMS:
Prompt reply to booking request made by text via the number shown on their website.
LOCATION:
Hancock Street, Newcastle City Centre
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VENUE:
Small massage spa with a legitimate website (only big enough for one or two clients at a time). Seemed fairly modern and clean.
GIRL:
Coco. An attractive Chinese lady in her 30s. Pretty face; slender body; firm, natural breasts; trimmed bush. Limited English, but friendly and obliging.
REVIEW:
Edinburgh having nothing quite like this on offer, and while the wee wife's away, I made a booking by text and took a train down to Newcastle to pay Yan-C a visit.
I made the mistake of thinking Tyne Metro services on a Saturday morning were as frequent as the London Underground, so I arrived some 10 or 15 minutes late, but my hostess was completely understanding and assured me it was no problem at all. I later found that, in fact, it would only have been a 15-20 minute walk from Central Station anyway - I'll know for next time.
Upon arrival, I pressed the doorbell and was invited through the black door in the wall; through a small courtyard; and into a room with a small sauna in the corner; a massage table with rubber waterproof covering; a bath; and, curiously, a cross-trainer.
After choosing services and paying for these (cash and card are accepted), I was invited to strip naked and place my clothes in a basket, and then take a seat in the sauna booth. There, I was given a bottle of water and then left to my own devices for what seemed like 15 or 20 minutes.
Upon Coco's return, I stepped out of the sauna and was invited to lie face-down on the rubber table where I was scrubbed with an exfoliating rub and rinsed with hot water. Thereafter, I was offerd a shower (alone, alas!) to remove the rest of the soap, and we decanted through to another room with a massage table; lowered lighting; and some calmer music.
Coco proceeded to give me a decent massage - a little firm at times, but it was a relaxing, sensual experience. Whilst she was still rubbing my back, she leaned in closer to the edge of the massage table so that her inner thigh pressed against my hand, which was at my side. I was still lying face down at this point, but I thought I'd try my luck, and Coco let my hand wander. I caressed her bum, to remove any doubt that I'd be interested in extra services.
She then asked me to turn around. I was already rock hard by this time, so she asked if I'd like a happy ending.
I asked what services were on offer. I was hoping for B2B, and was delighted that this was her first suggestion. She told me £60, then stripped naked and jumped right onto my chest so I could suck on her tits while reaching round to play with her pussy. She was already very wet, and by her gentle moans, seemed quite happy to let me penetrative her with my fingers.
After a short time, she slid down my torso and gave me an enthusiastic pussyjob, grinding herself against my balls and shaft while I buried my face in her ample tits. As I got closer, she ended by giving me a gentle hand-job, which quckly finished me off. She cleaned up thoroughly.
Coco had brought my basket of clothes and shoes with us through to this second room, so I was able to dress by the sink. After paying the additional £60, I was shown back out through the courtyard with a huge smile on my face, feeling a decade younger.
Would I return? Absolutely.
I've been visiting escorts for years, but this was actually my first experience of a massage (well, 'that' type of massage, at any rate!). It was everything I hoped it would be, and there was no time-watching on Coco's part. She was incredible, and £120 seemed like great value to me.
Even though it's a bit of a trek from Edinburgh, I will be back. I might even ask about full service next time - from what Coco did today, I'd be surprised if this wasn't on offer. I'll let you know, after my next visit.
