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External Link/Members Only External Link/Members OnlyTook a risk on this one, as I'd seen a negative review elsewhere on this site. Bad choice .This girl was quite possibly the worst lay of my life, paid or otherwise!
Positive:
Great body, perfect petite bum. This was her only redeeming factor.Not that it did much good - before I could cum on our second round of doggystyle, she made me stop because she was in pain. Evidently I'm too big at 6 inches!
Negative:
Didn't smile the whole time.
Was texting the whole time - even DURING SEX ACTS! When I asked her to put the phone down, she refused. Disgraceful.
No anal or OWO as advertised.
Knocked on the door in a nice hotel in canary wharf. I walk into the room to find her smoking - not very sexy. The TV is on and she doesn't bother to turn it off. I ask her if I can see her with her hair down and she refuses - not a good start.
We start getting down to it and she half heartedly gives me a HJ. Refuses OWO and tries to put a condom on me before my dick is even hard. Eventually I get hard and she blows me with the condom on, badly, for about 30 seconds and then tells me to get on top. We have missionary sex but she won't let me pull her legs up towards her head for better penetration.
We switch to doggy. I go pretty gentle, cos I know I'm about to ask her for anal - which, of course she refuses. Eventually I cum pounding her pussy while looking at that perfect ass - but before I even finish cumming she is getting up.
Paid her for an hour, we finished the first round after about 20 minutes. I waited 15 minutes then wanted to go again - she tried to tell me I had already cum once so no more sex! I told her she would have to give me half my money back and she reluctantly agreed to go again.
I actually struggled to get it up the second time because she was so unsexy, but eventually I got some more lacklustre head and started fucking her doggystyle again. She stopped before I finished, tried to get a HJ off her but she kept complaining that her hand was hurting - meanwhile she's texting with the other hand. Gave up and went home.
In between sex was super awkward too. I made an attempt at small talk just to make things less awkward, but that was terrible too. She would answer my questions bluntly without ever asking me one back, I felt like I was trying to chat up some disinterested girl at a bar. Obviously her english isn't great, but she made no effort.
At one point I started laughing at how hilariously terrible it was. She says 'what?' so I say 'you don't like this job, do you?', she says 'I'm just very busy'. She was probably tired from having her pussy pounded all day - but not my fault.
If you're a perv like me and you just have to bang a tiny 18 year old, I would suggest seeing this girl early in the day; she might not be so apathetic. But my advice? Avoid like the plague.
TL;DR : should have had a wank.
