AW feedback - really?

[Fush]

I was browsing AW and some of the feedback from SP's to their clients made me laugh - and jealous a little! This could be SP's just writing BS on fake reviews, but clearly I'm missing out and approaching this whole punting thing wrongly!

"He is like a pornstar in the bedroom passionate session, thanks for visiting me x"

"This guy is the best! Back for round two, so funny and energetic! He makes me laugh nonstop and his stamina is incredible = maximum pleasure! "

"The fire in your eyes is unforgettable- your body is so adorable and sexy hot , you are the perfection! Thank you so much!"

"Better every time? day or night- you are the best fu** ever ! The energy, the stamina and your body would make any woman melt from the moment they see you?"

Compare that to some of my feedback:

"....wonderful man...."
"...polite..."
"....lovely gentleman..."
.....

 

[RandomGuy99]

I always laugh at that and take it as a suggestion that you should come back.

I think other SPs that read it take it as BS and don't expect too much.

[koshkaj]

Quite a few SPs have told me that punters actually tell them what to write for their AW feedback which explains the OTT ones.

[MLawro93]

Quite a few SPs have told me that punters actually tell them what to write for their AW feedback which explains the OTT ones.

Basically this. If the feedback is specific to the punter, chances are they asked for it. Mind you, I've gotten some OTT ones in my time, so I like to respond in kind. Just a bit of fun really.

The important thing is whether its a positive or not, and why not matters more. A simple positive of "Nice, pays on time and hygienic", would be enough for most SPs.

[Strawberry]

Quite a few SPs have told me that punters actually tell them what to write for their AW feedback which explains the OTT ones.

Whilst this is possible, I have never been told what to write, but if possible try to make it a little individual/personal as well as informative - so it doesn't appear flippant or without some thought. Some of the OTT big cock feedback could be a code to other SPs - big, energetically driven cocks can be hazardous. Low key but subtle feedback can be a hint at issues. Just depends. I use it in combination with how the punter is coming across in his contact with me.

[RandomGuy99]

Whilst this is possible, I have never been told what to write, but if possible try to make it a little individual/personal as well as informative - so it doesn't appear flippant or without some thought. Some of the OTT big cock feedback could be a code to other SPs - big, energetically driven cocks can be hazardous. Low key but subtle feedback can be a hint at issues. Just depends. I use it in combination with how the punter is coming across in his contact with me.

So "he's a massive cock" could be a typo or fact.

[LLPunting]

So "he's a massive cock" could be a typo or fact.

I'd trust a girl who just said "A big dick."

[WelshClipper]

On the other hand this thread gave me a giggle.

The long flattering feedbacks are just so much bollocks. The short, to the point, ones are boring.

But put together as the OP has done above, it’s very funny.

Thanks for the morning chuckle Mr Fush

 

[MissWolf]

Feedback on AW can be a bit of a nightmare to interpret , I tend to feel that the completely ott ones are done so the client will put in an equally enthusiastic feedback,  possibly in spite of possibly not having a fabulous time.

My most memorable FB experience was on a tour about 8 years ago, a client contacted me and I checked his FB, absolutely glowing ' omg what an amazing man, absolutely knows what he is doing, so sexy, great skills"  this kind of thing, I booked him in for an hour.
When he turned up he was in his 70s, long dirty fingernails, scruffy with a false leg, he had piss stained 'white' underwear and was a grabber. I don't think ive ever seen such a discrepancy between fantasy and reality.

Personally I stick to something true and slightly personal to the booking, I have written,  if carlsberg made clients on a couple of occasions,  purely because they were exceptional bookings.

[Blackpool Rock]

Feedback on AW can be a bit of a nightmare to interpret , I tend to feel that the completely ott ones are done so the client will put in an equally enthusiastic feedback,  possibly in spite of possibly not having a fabulous time.

My most memorable FB experience was on a tour about 8 years ago, a client contacted me and I checked his FB, absolutely glowing ' omg what an amazing man, absolutely knows what he is doing, so sexy, great skills"  this kind of thing, I booked him in for an hour.
When he turned up he was in his 70s, long dirty fingernails, scruffy with a false leg, he had piss stained 'white' underwear and was a grabber. I don't think ive ever seen such a discrepancy between fantasy and reality.

Personally I stick to something true and slightly personal to the booking, I have written,  if carlsberg made clients on a couple of occasions,  purely because they were exceptional bookings.

I'm just wondering what his UKP name is, come on name and shame 

[Doc Holliday]

I'm just wondering what his UKP name is, come on name and shame 

Ok I'm Spartacus. In my defence I was going through a bad period in my life. I have since acquired a much improved prosthetic leg and a second pair of underpants to wear while the other is in the wash.

[Fush]

Quite a few SPs have told me that punters actually tell them what to write for their AW feedback which explains the OTT ones.

Interesting...and the info from Strawberry as well - didn't realise feedback could be more detailed than it seemed with codewords and hidden meanings.

On the other hand this thread gave me a giggle.

The long flattering feedbacks are just so much bollocks. The short, to the point, ones are boring.

But put together as the OP has done above, it’s very funny.

Thanks for the morning chuckle Mr Fush

Your welcome Most of my posts are more serious in nature, so thought it was about time for a something a little more light-hearted

Feedback on AW can be a bit of a nightmare to interpret , I tend to feel that the completely ott ones are done so the client will put in an equally enthusiastic feedback,  possibly in spite of possibly not having a fabulous time.

My most memorable FB experience was on a tour about 8 years ago, a client contacted me and I checked his FB, absolutely glowing ' omg what an amazing man, absolutely knows what he is doing, so sexy, great skills"  this kind of thing, I booked him in for an hour.
When he turned up he was in his 70s, long dirty fingernails, scruffy with a false leg, he had piss stained 'white' underwear and was a grabber. I don't think ive ever seen such a discrepancy between fantasy and reality.

Personally I stick to something true and slightly personal to the booking, I have written,  if carlsberg made clients on a couple of occasions,  purely because they were exceptional bookings.

Good insight there Miss Wolf, love the Carlsberg reference.

[thefilthyfucker]

Perhaps the best feedback I got was "He arrived on time and was clean."
I'm sure I some of my SPs read that and were happy enough to accept my booking.
It's a crazy world though; I often read the field reports which can be a puzzle book of reading between the lines.

[Stevelondon]

Yup…… mine is mostly “Perfect gentleman”.   “Lots of fun” etc etc.

Mind you at a tenner a compliment I’ve Solent an fortune over the years.

[MartyW]

Feedback on AW can be a bit of a nightmare to interpret , I tend to feel that the completely ott ones are done so the client will put in an equally enthusiastic feedback,  possibly in spite of possibly not having a fabulous time.

My most memorable FB experience was on a tour about 8 years ago, a client contacted me and I checked his FB, absolutely glowing ' omg what an amazing man, absolutely knows what he is doing, so sexy, great skills"  this kind of thing, I booked him in for an hour.
When he turned up he was in his 70s, long dirty fingernails, scruffy with a false leg, he had piss stained 'white' underwear and was a grabber. I don't think ive ever seen such a discrepancy between fantasy and reality.

Personally I stick to something true and slightly personal to the booking, I have written,  if carlsberg made clients on a couple of occasions,  purely because they were exceptional bookings.

I've had a groom, a new washing machine and therapy for anti grab. Are you free tonight? I don't look a day over 80

[shyguy101]

Quite a few SPs have told me that punters actually tell them what to write for their AW feedback which explains the OTT ones.

This happened the other way 'round to me. An SP sent me, post punt, the wording of the feedback she wanted me to leave on AW about her. It was pretty accurate so I had no problem posting it albeit with a couple of tweaks. She didn't leave any feedback about me though - perhaps she didn't like my tweaks.

[MissWolf]

I've had a groom, a new washing machine and therapy for anti grab. Are you free tonight? I don't look a day over 80

Oh you sweet talker you