Author Topic: New MILF Nikol - West Croydon  (Read 869 times)

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This one caught my eye, she looked in decent nick for her obvious age and eveeything else considered, she has herself down as a MILF but probably in GILF territory.

Listed as a German and claims to-be german when asked, I kept an open mind on the matter...

I Sent her a text asking about services and whats included, in no uncertain terms her reply stated that with 30 and 60 min bookings OWO and most other things were included.

So I hot footed it down to the location in West Croydon, its a very very tired inside and out, low end new build apartment block.

She opens the door and she wasn't far off the photos at all, theyre definitely recent. But that one piece magic body suit in the photos really does a good job, she obviously didn't look that shaped in person. And she spoke decent basic English.

Anyhow before paying I always confirm what I'm after no matter how awkward it may feel sometimes and I enquired about OWO. She said no impossible because she only does covered and I think it might have been an extra for owo but i wasnt trying to hear that.

I said to her the text that you sent me says it's included. She said impossible and grabbed her phone immediately and brought up the text to show me...

I pointed at the part that said owo was included she said no, she only does covered it says, I read it word for word and pointed and again she says no its not saying that because thats not what she does.. so at that point I took that as she can't read English, and was sending out someone else's scripted messages, because she really seemed to believe it said what she thought it said.

It's a shame because despite the annoyance I'd still have probably visited for 15mins anyway if she was upfront about it all, as I did like the gilfy yellow gypsy look. I couldn't stay after such a negative beginning, it's only ever going to continue to go down hill from there in my experience.


Good luck folks



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Sorry this turned to shit, thanks for warning  :drinks:

Am pretty sure the GILF Nikol ad I enquired of in Croydon last week was for a Hungarian.  Text reply quoted extras on top of 100 base, I binned the message thread and moved on.  Shame you didn't screenshot so we can be sure it was the same matron but probably was, only doubt would be if either were advertising as Latino [sic] or Brazilian.
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Sorry this turned to shit, thanks for warning  :drinks:

Am pretty sure the GILF Nikol ad I enquired of in Croydon last week was for a Hungarian.  Text reply quoted extras on top of 100 base, I binned the message thread and moved on.  Shame you didn't screenshot so we can be sure it was the same matron but probably was, only doubt would be if either were advertising as Latino [sic] or Brazilian.

The advert was live when I posted. I believe it was advertising as German in the advert.



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thanks for the review.
Saw her listing and was considering a 15min pump.  After receiving her postcode, i remembered the 'roof top Rom crew' i punted nearby and concluded it would be the same crew.  Your review suggest it's independent setup.

That area by the Reeves corner seems to be getting popular with Brazilians and Thais.  Probably cheaper rent 


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thanks for the review.
Saw her listing and was considering a 15min pump.  After receiving her postcode, i remembered the 'roof top Rom crew' i punted nearby and concluded it would be the same crew.  Your review suggest it's independent setup.

That area by the Reeves corner seems to be getting popular with Brazilians and Thais.  Probably cheaper rent

Yes her not obviously being part of any Romanian crew attracted me, I think she worked with another younger girl, only linking the two as they both wore that body suit in their profile photos.

Tbh I generally avoid punts in or near to West Croydon as its such a faff to get to by car? But for this one I made an exception.

In hindsight, I believe she'd make a good limited expectations p&d