Author Topic: Asian Massage Centre - Glasgow  (Read 5347 times)

Online chinafan

Slightly chaotic punt that flies between a negative, a neutral, and a positive.

Visited off the back of a review on here.

Asian Massage Centre, Holland Street, Glasgow - easy to find on a Google search.

1 hour. £100. 30 minutes with the owner and 30 minutes with the girl (didn’t get her name).

Comms:

Started on messages, then onto WhatsApp as I asked for a photo of the girl. Booked a time slot and drove there, payed for parking.

Got to the address and messaged that I’d arrived. Whatsapped me back to wait outside, she was on her way(!). The start of the chaos. She phoned me; she was somewhere else and waiting for a taxi to take her to Holland Street. I asked how long. “Few minutes”.

The “few minutes” turned into half an hour and I had to pay for more parking. I should have walked but I had nothing else to do and no plan B.

SPs:

30 minutes after my booking time a taxi pulled up. A short, pear-shaped Chinese woman got out and quickly ran up the steps to the property. a 50-something Chinese woman waved at me and walked over. She apologised for being late. Told me I could have 30 minutes with her and 30 minutes with the girl.


Service:

Shown into a nice room with an ensuite and a double bed. The younger woman was nowhere to be seen. Lisa - the older woman and owner - emphasised I could split the hour between the two of them for £100.

She told me she had great, natural tits. Pulled up her top, I had a squeeze, released them from her bra, and yeah, they were full, firm and real. Facially she wasn’t doing it for me.

I asked for a shower. She showed me the ensuite and gave me a towel. I stepped into the shower, and she sat on the toilet to pee…

Out of the shower, the other girls came into the room. 5’, pear-shaped, long curly hair. Facially, more my taste, and she has a plump ass, which is great on a Chinese woman. Small-ish b-cups.

She started the massage while Lisa got stripped off and said she was going to the toilet (again). Pretty sure she was doing a shite.

I was eating out the other girl when Lisa came back into the room. I actually quite liked this because Lisa had been heavily flirting with me, but I was munching on the pussy of the other girl. She made a joke about me cheating on her. Kinda erotic for her to be watching while I was tongue fucking the younger woman.

Lisa wanted me to fuck her, so she pulled a condom on me, and I climbed on, but it wasn’t doing anything for me, so I told her I wanted the other girl again. 

She came back onto the bed, got her in 69 with a new condom on. Lisa at one point stood at the end of the bed. I’ve got my face between the younger woman’s ass cheeks while I’m reaching behind me to squeeze Lisa’s tits, and she’s smacking the girl’s ass.

Fucked the younger woman in doggy to completion.

Overall:

I could have walked. It was close to being a weird negative, but the crazy vibe and sexual freedom in the room make it just barely positive. And I’d probably visit again.

Offline f_angel

Glad you had a good time, more to report soon

Offline FBman78

I'm a little bamboozled by this review, should it be an incall escort meet or stay in the massage section?  Not sure myself.  However was this all for £100 for the hour plus parking?
« Last Edit: August 04, 2026, 12:18:52 pm by FBman78 »

Online chinafan

It was a massage booking and there was some massage.

£100 all in. Parking not included.

Offline FBman78

Sounds like very good value especially these days.

Offline Maxfun

Tbh this sounds like a fun time, would book if I could be sure it would be so crazy!

Online chinafan

Tbh this sounds like a fun time, would book if I could be sure it would be so crazy!

Yeah not the sexiest punt but the presence of the slightly eccentric owner made it interesting and fun.

It was also an exercise in me holding my frame as the punter with the money; yeah I got dicked around time-wise, but in the room I got to do what I wanted to do despite Lisa trying to dictate what was going to happen. The good SPs know what side their bread is buttered on.

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Offline TwistedMinister

This place I’ve been into before! It was weird it was a ground floor flat within, it was awful. I booked through Vivastreet, got there and the lass was fuck all like the advert and when I tried to leave (girl was fuck ugly) she tried offering bareback and stuff.

Similar to the OP I got sent the address and mucked around for about 20 minutes before being allowed in as well. I swore I’d never go back. But it was a full service punt advertised on Vivastreet.

Offline OmegaMan

Messaged them and got offered a list of extras pretty quickly, seems they are up for a lot!
« Last Edit: August 11, 2026, 07:08:08 pm by OmegaMan »

Offline trextipin

Yes confirmed they offer bareback so I would avoid by all means.

Offline jj-mac

I contacted them a week or so ago through WhatsApp.
Straight an away got offered full service owo, kissing & sex. Think it was £60 half hour and £100 for the hour. 2 girls offered.
I asked for pics of the girls and when I got them they weren’t that nice so I refused. Less than 2 mins later I get a list of extras sent to me including bb for £80.
Blocked and deleted. Not for me  :vomit: