Fitness Alessandra – slough External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyOk, so I visited Alessandra before Tomato sauce and waffles posted his review. I’m actually glad that he reviewed her first because in this case, it’s actually better to have the bad first and then the good. Why? Well, my good review could have resulted in people visiting her and ending up having a terrible time like Mr. Waffles did.
Here’s Mr. Waffles’ reviewhttps://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=44693.0I spotted Alessandra’s profile when it first popped up and I instantly thought that she was a super hottie. I didn’t jump straight into booking her as I wanted to wait and see if she would gather any descent (by aw standards) feedback. After a while I thought I would just take the plunge and first I checked the pg pics which gave a better insight of what she looks like. I knew from the pg pics that she wasn’t as perfect looking as the main pics on her profile and knew that I may be slightly let down. Knowing this, I went ahead with trying to book her and decided that if she didn’t at least have that tattoo from her pics, I would just walk. We texted for a few days before we finally arranged a day to meet. The booking was £100 for 1hr.
AppearanceI agree with everything Tomato sauce and waffles said about Alessandra’s appearance and I was actually taken aback by how different she looked from her aw pics. Alessandra does have a bit of flab on the tummy and also stretch marks. She really is not as toned and gym fit as the profile would lead you to believe, but I did find her to be pretty. She has a lovely smile and amazing eyes. She is quite diddy so 5’2’’ sounds about right.
Location
Everything that Tomato sauce and waffles said is about right. The apartment is clean and tidy, close to Slough train station and a buzzer for the entrance. Keep in mind if you decide to see her that there is a code for the lift, which I didn’t realise immediately so you’ll have to type that in to go up.
CommunicationCommunication was fine and I found some of her replies to be a bit feisty, which I don’t mind as it shows personality which is better than the rehearsed
‘’yes baby’’ shit! I did speak to her on the phone before meeting and she sounded very nice and pleasant. Her English isn’t perfect so don’t expect to talk to her about anything complicated, but it’s good enough for a casual chat. Of course, I can’t be certain that it was her I spoke to, but I am quite sure it was.
The meetingAfter she let me in, the first thing I looked at was the tattoo and it did match with the pics. My next reaction was much like Tomato sauce and waffles’ as I was expecting a tone, fit and firm gym body. I did not find her repulsive like Mr. Waffles did.... In fact, I thought she was pretty, petite and had a great ass so I had no problem with staying. It wasn’t a B&S so I didn’t feel scammed; it was just that the pics were of a really hot version of her. So I proceeded, gave her the cash, she went to stash it and I took some of my clothes off and waited for her return in only my jeans and a vest.
I love petite girls and I really felt like ravaging a tiny chick so when she returned, I grabbed her, lifted her up and sat on the edge of the bed with her straddling me. We kissed and she does French kiss, not deep pornstyle kissing, but just normal French kissing with no attempts to close her mouth or turn away. We kissed for a while and then I rolled her over onto her back to kiss some more and nibbled her neck. She was by no means quiet and I did not find her to be abrupt like Mr. Waffles did. She was very giggly and funny right from the get go. After more kissing, I removed her bra to suck on her breasts and she responded quite well. I switched between sucking her nipples, squeezing her breasts, nibbling her neck and kissing...she enjoyed it all.
Eventually she asked,
‘’blowjob?’’ and I was like,
‘’hell yea!’’ so I got off the bed to strip down completely. She stepped off too, got completely naked and said,
‘’I’m going to make you cum 5 times!’’To which I laughed and said,
‘’ I rarely cum more than twice in an hour’’ She responded,
‘’you have to! Look, I have 5 condoms for you so you have to cum 5 times!’’
I knew I wouldn’t and was surprised by her statement because I’ve never had any escort say that she’s going to attempt to drain my balls of everything. Most of them usually want me out after one cum lol
Once she was done with her declaration, she knelt down on the floor and started sucking me off. I do agree with Tomato sauce on the blowjob being shallow, but I knew I wouldn’t be getting deepthroat as I already checked if that was in her likes list and it wasn’t. She sucked me off for a moment as I stood and then I moved over to sit on the edge of the bed whilst she knelt between my legs on the floor. I found the blowjob to be not out of this world, but definitely better than most civvies.
After about 5mins of sucking my cock, I raised her again to kiss her and we went back to lying on the bed. I kissed her for a while as I lay beside her and then I spread her legs to rub her pussy. She was naturally wet and so I went into stick my fingers in, but she stopped me,
‘’no fingers’’ she said. That was the only roadblock I faced whilst with Alessandra. I continued to rub her clit and kiss her for a while and soon I was ready to plunge my cock into her pussy. She grabbed a condom, put it on and laid back. I spread her legs apart and pushed my cock into her pussy which felt pretty tight. I went at it for a while in mish, kissing and fucking this petite girl until I lost my load after about 5mins. I never last long the first round and I think of it as a little warm up. Anyway, cleaned myself up a bit and then I rested on the bed while Alessandra cleaned me properly...good girl lol
The clean up didn’t last long and as soon as the wet wipe hit the bin, we were right back to kissing while she played with my cock. We switched between kissing and chatting, the girl was in hysterics the whole time, occasionally just collapsing on me in laughter. We chatted about clients, cock sizes, personal facts etc. and then...
Whilst coming out of a fit of laughter she said,
‘’you’re my favourite customer! The best I’ve had.... my other clients aren’t like you, I like you’’ Now, let me just make clear, this is not a case of EAS, I feel no attachment whatsoever and I’m just telling the story how it was. It may or may not be true and it’s a great compliment if it is. It’s more than likely just escort talk and she probably says that to everyone.
So we move on and she’s still determined to hit her overambitious 5 cum target. She goes to suck me off to get the little fella hard again and soon he awakens. At this point we both felt extremely comfortable together so I tried to get her to be a bit more adventurous with the blowjob. I ask her to dribble and spit on my cock and soon the blowjob turns into a slightly sloppy one. She stares me dead in the eyes whilst sucking and let me tell you.... she has incredible eyes for cock sucking, kind of like a wild look that looks slightly feline.... The blowjob actually got a bit deeper too (which she did on her own accord without me asking) and though she wasn’t full on deepthroating to her limits, she was taking at least half my cock down so not as shallow as Mr. Waffles got. Of course the whole time we were joking and giggling as she did her thing.
I was ready and primed to fuck again so she put on another condom and jumped on for some cowgirl. She rides ok, nothing amazing, but that may have been down to the fact that I kept distracting her by cracking lame jokes. I let her jump around for a while, occasionally pulling her down to kiss her and suck her nipples. I remembered she stated that her favourite position is doggy and likes to be fucked hard and fast so I wanted to give that to her. We switched to doggy where I pounded her for a good 10mins varying from having her face buried in the bed to pulling her up so I could kiss her neck and hammer her. I really did pound her well and her ass looked great as my pelvis slapped into her cheeks.
I was determined to give her a good time and even if she didn’t orgasm, I just wanted to be able to feel that she enjoyed it somewhat, so I straight away switched to mish.... I pushed my cock in and tried to make the moment as intimate as possible. I pushed her legs to her chest and went at it in the deepstick position. I made sure to kiss her, nibble her neck, caress her, then restrained her arms and pounded her deep and fast the whole time. I kept at it for a looooong time, keeping the rhythm and I could sense that her demeanour was changing. Her breathing seemed completely different from before and she was definitely enjoying the mixture of intimacy and a hard pounding. As I pounded her we crept closer and closer to the edge of the bed. We were like that for a good 15mins and then the feeling of overrunning entered my mind. I was certain that we had to of gone way over so I slowed down to ask her what the time was and she said,
‘’I don’t know, we have time’’. She seemed so nonchalant and uncaring about what time it was and whether we had gone over or not so she’s definitely not a clock watcher. I actually had to be gone on the hour as I was meeting friends for a drink so I really needed to know the time so she went out the room to check the clock. She returned and said there’s 5mins left so I said that I really need to go now. I got changed and was out with a raging boner lol.
I really have to say that the atmosphere was incredible, very light, cheeky and comfortable. The whole session was a mixture of fun, passion and laughter and I had to question whether she was crazy or not because she was in hysterics the whole time. When I say hysterics, I mean laugh out loud kind of laughter. I think Alessandra is a lovely girl and I have to put the success of the meeting down to just good chemistry between the two of us. It was just one of those rare occasions where you connect with an escort and everything seems effortless.
ConclusionI would say that Alessandra is probably the type of girl that requires a bit of a chat as she did come across as the kind of woman that likes to be engaged and probably won’t respond well to a meeting where the guy says nothing at all and just wants to fuck, cum and go. Alessandra may not be as hot as she looks in the pictures and may carry a bit of flab on her tummy, but it did not affect the punt and I am actually glad that I didn’t walk. I myself would see her again without a doubt and will if she sticks around for the rest of the year. Would I recommend her.... well that’s tough to say, I cant guarantee that you will have a meeting like mine because my meeting is completely the opposite to Tomato sauce and waffles’. You may have a good time with her or you might have a meeting like Mr. Waffles’.... you really have to make the decision yourself on this one.
I would like to mention that her body is not gym toned at the moment, but the girl really is a gym freak. She talked passionately about working out and told me that she used to have an ass as flat as a wall so..... I reckon, she will in maybe 6-8months, look just like the aw pics, if not better. May not be perfectly toned now, but I think she will be soon.
Positives
Chirpy
Funny
Enthusiastic
OWO
Non rushed
Petite
Pretty, great eyes and smile (Imho)
Great ass
NegativesPictures portray a better body than in real life and she does have a few stretch marks and a bit of a tummy. Must make clear!! Not a fat girl, just not gym toned and fit as she seems.
CIM extra
Blowjobs could be filthier
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