External Link/Members OnlyAugust 2026
30 minutes £70 (should have been £65)
The most difficult review I've ever had to score. Do I want to book her again? YES. Was it a great service? No.
I'll give as much info as possible and let you judge for yourselves.
If you only care about toned gym bunnies save yourself some time and don't read any further.
If you only care about a top service save yourself some time and don't read any further.
If running into other punters concerns you save yourself some time and don't read any further.
If you enjoy giving massages to, and then having doggy style sex with pretty faced dark haired lightly tanned Romanian bbw's who have big bums this review could be worthwhile.
Now the long version as Mrfishyfoo used say.
To begin I rang Athena not Diplomat. I wanted to see if Lola was available. I've never booked Lola before but liked her website pics and description. There was no answer at 11.15am on a Sunday even though it's supposed to open at 10am.
After failing to get an answer from Athena I rang Diplomat (which opens at 11am). I liked the sound of Julia so I booked her. There's no advertised rota at Diplomat but at least you can book girls if they're working. You can't at Athena. It's a walk in and wait for your girl of choice policy at Athena.
Diplomat is on a main road but you enter at the rear of the building and can usually sneak in without being seen. I arrived very early and rang the buzzer. I heard the door open almost instantly.
Stepping inside there were three guys sat at the bar. I told the receptionist I was early but would like to wait on the premises. She was fine with that and offered a drink which I declined. The guys at the bar seemed like decent fellas but I was feeling antisocial so I went and sat on the sofa to be by myself.
Bonnie appeared. One of the guys in the bar was waiting for her. Even though she wasn't my booking she smiled at me and said hello as she passed. Seems like a nice girl. Great body, slim and a very nice arse but I didn't get close enough to get a good look at her face in the rather dark room. From what I could tell she looked reasonably pretty. Looking at her figure I thought yeah, I do her.
Then two Asian guys appeared from the direction of the bedrooms and were thanked by the receptionist as they left together. It made me wonder if they do MMF bookings at Diplomat.
Julia appeared and I was very happy with her appearance but that's because I like BBW's. Her bum is really big and I was especially pleased about that. The size 10 website description is a piss take. She's at least size 14, maybe 16 but carries it quite well because she's fairly tall. I'd guess she's in her mid 30's. Facially I thought she was very pretty. I really fancied her.
She was polite and friendly and was ready for me in good time. She has a Romanian accent but spoke quite good English. Entering the bedroom I was pleased. The rooms can be very dark at Diplomat but this one had a bright lamp turned on. There was a huge mirror next to the bed too to enjoy another view of the action.
I suddenly realised I hadn't refreshed my memory of the 30 minute price at Diplomat. I've been before but had forgotten the pricing structure. I should have asked "how much?" But was thinking about KMR Suite pricing and foolishly said "is it £70 for 30 minutes?" Julia said yes. Checking the website later I realised the price should have been £65. Typical Rom but I'm not annoyed. It's my fault for not reading the site properly.
Julia stripped off the tight fitting short dress she had been wearing. Underneath she had Bridget Jones style knickers on with tall sides. I noticed a few stretch marks when she got naked and a little bit of a tummy but I honestly didn't care. She had nice decent sized natural boobs. At least a C cup, maybe a D. Perhaps a little bit of sag but not too bad. I liked them. She was quite heavily tattooed. A really big one down her arm if I remember correctly. Maybe some others too. Again, tattoos are no problem for me.
She asked if I wanted to massage her and I thought yeah I would actually. Possibly a time wasting tactic from her but kneading her curves was appealing to me. She provided a pot of lotion and got on her stomach. After dipping my hands into the lotion I went straight to her big bum and big thighs. After giving them a good kneading I moved up to her neck and shoulders. She seemed to enjoy it.
Then I said "do you allow kissing?" She said "not on the lips but you can lick my pussy". Reading my reviews you may notice that I often choose to have reverse oral but I'm not that bothered about it to be honest and decided to skip on this occasion. I didn't skip for any negative reasons! There were certainly no bad smells from Julia. But I decided to spend a bit more of the time pressing my hands into her big bottom.
Then I said do you allow blow jobs? She said yes in a slightly reluctant voice. When I got on my back she immediately put a condom on me so it was OW not OWO. As she sucked I held her big tits without any complaints from her. It was a bit of a mechanical blow job. It felt good and got me rock hard though. She then said "are you ready for sex?" I thought yeah why not and said "yes in doggy style please".
As I entered her from behind I thought oh please please don't be one of those girls that try and rush the punter. Please don't say after only 20 seconds "have you nearly cum yet?" The blow job had been short and I feared that the sex might be but I was wrong. She let me give her a good seeing to without any complaints and it was fantastic.
I took her on the edge of the bed facing the mirror. Her huge arse looked incredible both looking down and in the mirror. Her hips looked so wide. Her arse is like a more tanned version of Chloe's who used to work at GFE Massage (oh God I miss Chloe) in fact it's probably even bigger than Chloe's. Her service as a whole is nowhere near as good as Chloe's but I loved every bit of the sex and I was extremely turned on. When my breathing became extremely heavy and it was obvious I was going to cum Julia immediately grabbed the base of the condom like she was frightened that it might slip during my orgasm. That was a bit off putting and delayed the orgasm a bit. Luckily my struggle didn't last too long and I soon shot my load into the condom.
Julia removed the condom and she gave a wipe down with baby wipes. There was a bit of friendly talk while I was getting dressed and I asked if she was working next Sunday. She said she was.
As we were leaving the bedroom she smiled and turned her face a bit to receive a kiss on the cheek. Then on the way out she offered a bottle of water from the bar area which I accepted.
I definitely want to book her again. I want more doggy style with her because I absolutely loved it. The service I've just described no way justifies a positive score though. Some punters might give a negative for that service. I've compromised and gone down the middle. I'm hoping she doesn't see this review. If she sees that I've only given neutral there might be an awkward atmosphere next time I see her.
