HOOOT_ALICE – MaidenheadExternal Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyAlice occasionally stops off in maidenhead and I have seen her pop on adultwork a few times, but never actually committed to seeing her. She is Bulgarian and travels around quite a bit. I decided to see her because I was super horny and with anal included in a 1hr booking, I figured she was worth a shot. My meeting with her was £100 for 1hr.
AppearanceAlice is a brunette around 5’6’’ tall so matches the vital stats on adultwork. I would agree that she is a size 8 and has a cracking body. I do believe that the pics on adultwork are of her, mainly because the girl looks very much like her in the pic with the red lingerie. Facially, I wouldn’t say that she’s incredibly beautiful, probably around a 6/10 and more of a girl next door type of pretty.
LocationI saw Alice in an apartment in Maidenhead; it’s about a 5mins walk away from the station. The location is very safe and the apartments are very good. This was the main reason why I took the plunge because I already knew of the location as had visited the building before, so when she texted me the address, I knew that it would be pretty safe as the apartments are pretty nice. I had already showered and decided to shower at home after the punt so I can’t really comment on the shower, but I did wash my hands as I left and the shower looked fine and bathroom was very clean. This is not her permanent location as she travels around quite a bit, but I reckon she will be working from that flat if she’s ever in Maidenhead again. Oh and the building has its own parking so no need to park around the corner. Also there’s like three different doors/gates for security, one gate at the car park, second as you go from the car park into the building and third has no buzzer or anything so you will have to call and wait around to be let in.... I had to stand at the third door as I didn’t know how to get in and then after a couple mins Alice popped out the lift to let me in. I guess there is no buzzer or code for the third door and you will have to wait around for a sec.
CommunicationThe communication was fine, she texted back promptly and answered any questions that I had. I did have to wait around for about 10mins because she wasn’t ready and when I got to the buzzer it took her about 5mins to send me the code so I was stood there like a weirdo.
The meetingOk, I was let into the building by Alice and we both got into the lift to go up to the apartment. She was wearing heels, a red dress and I thought she looked quite hot, but was slightly let down by her facially. It was really awkward because she didn’t really talk much and just responded with a yes/no to my questions or even just ignored my attempts to chat to her. I think this is mainly due to her being incredibly shy and very limited in English.
We got into the flat, to the room, confirmed anal, I gave her the cash, she left and when she returned she took off her red dress and began to put on some stockings. You see, I did request for her to wear some sexy lingerie and stockings over text, to which she agreed, but I was kinda confused to why she decided to put the stockings on when I was there and her response was that she didn’t want to go down in the lifts wearing them as to avoid getting dodgy looks from the neighbours. I understood so I started getting naked while she put them on.
Once she and I wear both done, I stood her up and kissed her, but was instantly disappointed as the kiss was mostly closed mouth with the occasional poking of the tongue. I continued anyway and laid her on the bed to kiss some more in the hopes that she might respond better if she felt more relaxed, but it did not work so I moved on. I worked my way down, removed her panties and went for some RO. She did not respond well and after a couple mins I just gave up.
The punt was not going well as she didn’t respond well to anything that I did so I decided to let her do the work. I laid back and she moved over to give me a blowjob. The blowjob was actually quite good and she enjoys giving oral. She sucked with good pressure, varied from sucking fast and slow, occasionally sucked with no hands, reasonably wet and deepthroated as much as she could manage. I was finally starting to enjoy the punt and she warmed up a tad with a few light jokes by me while she was sucking.
I had to move on from sucking and wanted to fuck her so asked her to put on a condom. She asked if I wanted anal now and I said that I would rather do it after the first pop, but she said no because I would last longer after the first pop and she doesn’t want anal for an extended period.... I understood, was a bit disappointed, but went ahead with what she requested. She applied the lube on me and herself, bent over the bed and I pushed my cock into her arse. She was in clear discomfort as she buried her head into the bed from the pain. I went super slow and shallow as I felt that she might relax a little if I did so. She did not relax and was in pain so I asked her if she wanted to stop, but she said no it’s ok. I continued and eventually started pushing in deeper at a slow pace, but there were still no signs of her showing less discomfort. I was not enjoying the anal at all, but somehow I did manage to cum in her arse (of course with a condom on) and pulled my cock out as quick as I could. Whilst we cleaned up, I asked her why she offers anal if she doesn’t enjoy it... she said that customers like it so she does it, but hates it. I suggested that if she hates it, she should stop it completely because it’s no turn on at all if the woman isn’t enjoying it. She said nothing and went off to the bathroom to clean up.
She returned after a moment and I was on the bed waiting for her. She sat down next to me and I tried to chat to her a bit to see if I could warm her up and also try to understand her a bit better. She played with my cock as we chatted to get it hard again. Her English is really poor and it took a lot of sign language and Google (lol yes Google) for her to understand some things. She told me why she’s doing the job, her goals and some other personal facts, but it was very clear that she just didn’t want to talk. Eventually after some chatting and fondling with my cock, I was hard again so she put on a condom and I flipped her over to her back.
I placed my cock into her pussy (quite tight) in the mish position and then pushed her leg back towards her chest. I hammered away, full length, as fast as I could for a good 10-15mins or so and she took it well, but any other girl taking that kind of pounding would have orgasmed. I seriously went at it, pounded her pussy hard and fast, but this girl just has a mental block that prevents her from enjoying the sex. The whole time she just laid there like a dead fish and then I noticed her blankly staring at the ceiling so I just had to stop.
I suggested that she get on top instead because I thought that maybe she could grind/ride to hit the spots that she likes..... You know, get herself off instead. Her cowgirl skills were not great and my idea had no effect on her so I put a stop to cowgirl completely.
The only way to salvage the punt was to use the remaining 15mins to allow her to do what she enjoys most..... Sucking cock. Her cock sucking skills are pretty good and she said she really likes doing it. I jokingly suggested that she should just change to a blowjob only escort and she actually seemed to like that idea. She sucked my cock well for the remaining 15mins, wet, deep and varied. Her deepthorat is ok and she could easily swallow some of the smaller guys out there. I did not manage to cum a second time, though I did enjoy the blowjob very much. In fact, these last 15mins were probably the best of the entire punt. She really did try to make me cum a second time, but it did not happen. Soon time was up and she reminded me that it was over so I got changed, left and noticed that I was over by like 5mins so she was right in reminding me that the time was over.
ConclusionSome of you are probably wondering why I gave Alice a neutral, well, I can’t actually say that the problem was the service because she did all that she has in her likes (well, the stuff I tested) list apart from French kissing. I also cannot say that it was a B&S because I’m pretty sure that pics are of her. She also wasn’t rude or anything like that and the main problem with Alice is Alice herself.... The impression I got from her was that she is a genuinely, lovely, but extremely shy girl. Think the kind of girl you would see in a library reading books in the corner.... really nice, but socially awkward, and that awkwardness is amplified because of her limited English. I believe Alice is just a super nice girl doing a job that isn’t suited for her and she should really consider leaving the business altogether. Would I see her again? Most probably not and if I did, it would only be for a blowjob session as she really enjoys doing that.
I really must get across that she is definitely, 100% a lovely girl and I can imagine her being a fantastic girlfriend, but an escort.... she’s not made for it.
PositivesGreat body
Good blowjob
Anal included in 1hr
NegativesNot amazingly beautiful (facially)
Limited English
Doesn’t enjoy anal
Simply not made to be an escort
