Mikel - Diva - South Kensington

[Romantic_chap87]

Comm: Diva agency through phone call as usual

Link : External Link/Members Only

Date seen : last week

Price : 400£ for 1 hour

Venue : Her flat in south Ken area

Meeting: I’ll start by saying I only booked this SP because another UKP member recommended her under my last review as i was asking recommendations for a brunette lady. I figured I’d trust his judgment… big mistake. Ended up being seriously disappointed.
I got there a bit early and waited outside her building. The main door was already open, but I’m not the type to just walk in before my slot. I’d rather wait and be respectful than start buzzing early.
While I was waiting, a guy came flying out of the building with a bike. I’m pretty much certain he’d just come from her flat. Hers is the only apartment on the ground floor, so there wasn’t really anywhere else he could’ve been. Straight away I started thinking, “Great… I’m probably client number 2 or 3 today.” Not exactly the best mindset to go into a booking with, but I tried to ignore it..
Once knocked she opened the door ... She’s short, slim, with very long reddish-brown hair. Honestly, most of the profile pics are blatantly AI-generated. It’s painfully obvious, and the rest are heavily Photoshopped too.i realized that before to book of course, but still i was fascinated by the idea of meeting another MILF. In real life she’s surely late 40s, with a fair bit of cosmetic work done..lip contour scar , eye work, and I’d say a facelift as well..
Compared to another mature lady I saw recently, who had loads of personality, this one felt very business-like. I wasn’t expecting a Russian woman to be jumping around with excitement to see me, but the whole intro felt cold, rushed and pretty detached. She wasn’t rude at all …actually she was polite enough..but you could tell she just wanted to crack on with the booking.
Credit where it’s due though, the flat is lovely. Clean, stylish and very well looked after. I normally avoid incalls because I much prefer using my usual boutique hotel in Mayfair, but there weren’t any rooms free before 2pm..
As soon as I walked in more, there wasn’t even a chance to sit down. Straight into the bedroom, offered me some water, handed me a towel and pointed me towards the shower..
We had a quick chat about likes and dislikes, then got straight into it..
I reacted physically, but there was zero chemistry. Nothing sexy about the atmosphere at all. She was wearing some  black lingerie that looked pretty average, so I took it off, (which is something I usually enjoy doing ). She’s in decent shape for her age, but obviously doesn’t have the body of a twenty-something anymore. Her bum’s definitely starting to sag.
Then came the deal breaker..
I asked if I could start going down on her, and a smell …A really strong fishy smell hit me instantly. Not subtle… genuinely overpowering  ! I couldn’t do it. I ended up pretending I was moving lower to kiss her feet because there was no way I could stay there. By then I’d already started losing my erection.
She tried kissing my body to get things going again, but all I could think was, “Here we go… another £400 down the drain.” I actually had to picture my favourite pornstar ( bless her)  in my head just to stay in the game.
I think she realised I wasn’t really feeling it, so she switched to a BJ. Fair enough..it was decent. Probably the only part of the session I can’t really criticise..
Then we moved on to sex. She put the condom on, asked if I wanted her on top, and started riding me. The problem was that she felt slightly loose, and after a few minutes everything became incredibly repetitive. Same movements, same soft moaning, same whispered lines. It honestly felt like she’d done the exact same routine hundreds of times before..
I couldn’t stay focused anymore. I wanted to switch positions just to break the rhythm, but the second I pulled out, that smell hit me all over again.
That was game over.
I asked if I could use the bathroom, washed up, came back and asked her to finish me with a handjob instead. Still couldn’t finish. 
From arriving to leaving, I reckon I was there about 45 minutes, including both showers.
So… to the guy who recommended her under my last review… you officially owe me £400. 😂 I’ll let you off this time!
Before I left, I asked if she shared the flat with anyone. She said yes, another Diva’s lady, but apparently she’s away on holiday at the moment. She wouldn’t tell me who it was.
I’ll do some digging…
Overall, another disappointing experience since I started seeing SPs. So now it’s a 2:1 -  2 negative 1 positive .  It’s honestly getting frustrating at this point, but I’m not giving up.     The search for genuinely amazing escorts continues… hopefully one day I’ll actually find one.

[JohnnyScars]

Sorry to hear your foray into punting isn't off to the best start OP. I would stick to well-reviewed escorts until you find your feet. But it also depends on what you're looking for: Do you prioritise looks more or service?

Also why are you seeing Diva girls? The higher price point does NOT mean better service. Your review sounds like it could have been a £60 punt

[patelprat]

The search for genuinely amazing escorts continues… hopefully one day I’ll actually find one.

Unless you have very, very specific/particular requirements, they aren't that hard to find on here! Look for ones with lots of positives, especially from well-established reviewers, and you almost can't go wrong.

And yes, maybe also try AW or Kommons girls with good reviews here.

[Romantic_chap87]

Unless you have very, very specific/particular requirements, they aren't that hard to find on here! Look for ones with lots of positives, especially from well-established reviewers, and you almost can't go wrong.

And yes, maybe also try AW or Kommons girls with good reviews here.

Yeah, I gave Kommons a go, but I realised the girls aren’t always that flexible with the times I need... Even the ones with cracking reviews( 2 in particular) were taking ages to reply, which was doing my head in.. I kept trying, but they were either busy or just ghosted me.
So yeah, Diva’s more of a no-faff, no-stress option than anything else. I’ll have another look this week though, and I’ll give AW a go as well. Cheers, mate

[Duggee]

That’s really odd.

I’ve seen Mikel over a number of years now; I have always found her to be impeccably presented, warm and friendly.

I think she has been one of the best service providers I have seen in London.

I’ll be doing a review of her from last week shortly.

[jamiekinkxxx]

That’s really odd.

I’ve seen Mikel over a number of years now; I have always found her to be impeccably presented, warm and friendly.

I think she has been one of the best service providers I have seen in London.

I’ll be doing a review of her from last week shortly.

...and unless I am mistaken from your own reviews you have never actually got around to reviewing "one of the best service providers I have seen in London" but of course you are now (only as?) she has been given a negative? 

[Duggee]

Correct, I haven’t reviewed her but I will spend some pennies next week and see her again and leave a review.

I don’t tend to leave reviews if a girl has been reviewed multiple times on the Diva site and here, don’t really feel it adds anything?

[bonapati]

This is a real shame because, back in the day—maybe five years ago; I can’t remember exactly when I last saw her—she was excellent. She was my go-to girl. I loved her figure, and she always carried herself with confidence. perfect hygiene.

I find that, over time, some girls have cosmetic procedures such as laser treatments, and unfortunately things like this can sometimes happen. It’s disappointing because she was genuinely one of the best.

I sincerely hope she’s able to repair the issue and regain the reputation she once had, because she truly deserved to be at the top.