Lu Lu - Wolverhampton

[lagosmargaret]

 
In Wolvo recently.

Balls were hanging low with sap,remembered seeing a few positives on her,so guess what happened next?

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Where ?

The murky backwaters of the City Centre - Princess St.Dark bedsit-type room bisected with a curtain,pokey rear toilet + shower.Bit of a seedy dungeon,if that's your bag.Visited 3yrs ago - drab meet with a walking,talking dumpling of an older hag.

Comms ?

Phoned,got an immediate slot.

Paid ? 45/1hr +  40 B2B/HE = £85 Total

Stats : Figure : Face :
Chinese heritage.

Found her facial looks + body enigmatic. Like as if an early middle-age head/face had been grafted onto the body of a 20yr-old. Got a cute figure,but - for me - had a “mature” visage.Guesstimating she’s early-40s minimum.

5’4”ish
Size 6/lower 8 ?
Palm-sized titties with craaazy long nipples (when turbocharged)
No belly, slim waist + hips, pert ass
Small bush below
Pristine silky skin
Didn’t notice tatts

Face ? Not a mesmeric beauty,but not a church gargoyle either - 5.5/10 IMO.Black hair in a  Cleopatra-type style.

Personality :

This chick's delightful.Candy floss sweet.Quiet + caring.Limited English.Soft girly voice that didn’t befit my perceived age of her.

The Punt

Swerved a few weirdos/mutants on the pedestrian area chairs when walking there -  thought I'd stumbled onto the Total Recall film set.Buzzed,door opened + scuttled in. Phew…had escaped from the fright night rabble.

Exposed entrance.The locals must know the craic.Your life history flashes past while you wait but,in reality, it’s probably 20-30secs.

Not awestruck by her face,but a pleasing figure - svelte,wrapped in a thigh-length black dress + leggings.Coughed the initial fee,stripped, face down on the slab to await my (hopefully pleasurable) fate.Her Chinese tunes playlist kicked in.

Towel on my bottom half,gave my torso + arms an energetic,forceful oily pressing.Wowzer - although slim,her forearms rival Popeye's for strength.

Her hands + the towel then swapped halves.For some unfathomable reason found this rather kinky -  torso covered,but with her beavering away on my bare butt + legs ! 

Good lower body stuff - every upstroke on my inner thighs sliced into my ass crack and finished with a welcome ballsack brush,an aperitif for the main course to cum.Mr.Willy got well frisky,and I  poked him between my legs for comfort,whereupon her fingers became flirty with him.

Towel off,thence came the beautiful question.Cue her endearing K-Pop girl band voice ..”You wan baddy-to-baddy and happy endink,dahlink?“ That's a slam dunk,love…as if that needed asking….

Paid,kit off.Proper mint bod on her.Nice change from the usual Chinese matrons.We TCM brotherhood  have seen the entire gamut of negative sights - from the slightly unpalatable to the downright ghastly.The parched,Dead Sea Scrolls masquerading as tits : the distended blancmange bellies : the shrunken,flatbread arses…

Lubed her chest up + pounced into possibly the G.O.A.T. B2Bs that I’ve ever had.She twiddled my sexual arousal dial to max setting.Its overheating alarm started flashing.Basically, drove me feral with lust.

Wiped  her tits all over my back,whimpering,snuffling + heavy breathing down my ears.Pretend humped from the back,with her mini Brillo Pad of pubes scrunching against my butt.Some smackers also crashed on my neck, and earlobes were sucked + daintily nibbled.

Talk about intense..sexual dynamite..my head(and something else) were about to explode.I wasn't complaining - super stuff babe,bomb on !

Was so fired up I flipped over…helped by my stonker acting like a vehicle’s tyre-changing jack,lol.Wish she shagged as I felt like slipping her a portion there + then.I can dream…

Some face-to-face writhing and by jove,did my nomadic hands indulge in a triumphant grope spree all over.A few neck + cheek pecks proffered by her,but got the vibe that lips were Area 51 : off-limits.Didn't push it.Reserved for Mr.Lu Lu ?

My cock was finally baptised with oil for the much-needed relief.And heck,did the old boy need to cough and clear his phlegm !

Then,the punt hit a minor speed bump.She just sat on my thighs,seized my pecker,and heaved upwards with a metronomic rhythm that a rock drummer could've set their beat to.An autopilot wank.Mmm…not inspiring,and it quickly became dull.

Tried signposting her about how my fella likes to be jiggled ‘n’ wiggled ,but couldn't switch it up.

Asked her to stand alongside,and it evolved into a multi-tasking,frenzied maelstrom for us both.How we coordinated it all,I'll never know.

Her left hand molested my nuts and she stooped to breastfeed me : my left hand gently caressed her downstairs,while my trusty right walloped my meat pipe and my lips greedily suckled away (thank goodness I’ve never been weaned).

Focused on her right nipple.

I kid you not,it swelled from the size of a fat Sugar Puff into something resembling an inch-plus dowelling rod ! A bird fancier could’ve perched their budgies on it. Jeez,dawg ! Her boob effectively had a hard-on itself,maybe I should’ve administered my own HE on it and charged her ? 

All this mischief culminated in my plums tightening,loins bucking,and me popping my ropes all over my 6-pack (Ok,Ok,being optimistic with that : am working on abs,assisted by the famous Personal Trainer - Maccie D !)

Lu Lu gently tissued up the spillage.On the hour.Dressed : thanks : out.Buzzing + in an effervescent head space,but….

With a wary eye cast on the assorted teenaged ski-masked Roadmen/Roadbabies now rampaging down Queen St on their E-bikes + scooters.Mayhem.

Relieved to scramble outta Dodge.Wolvo's so desperate Putin wouldn't waste his cheapest drones on it.

Summary

Top-heavy with positives,but with some niggles

Medium green overall

OK - Face

GOOD - The massage

V.GOOD - Her body

GREAT - the fiendishly provocative B2B : her personality/attitude : punt VFM : those nipples - man,next time I’ll wear safety goggles so I don’t get stabbed in the eye !

But - floundered on the HE.She short- circuited an almost top class experience with a meh attempt at handjobbing.Needs to upgrade her snake-charming.I’d train her up for free?

Convo/banter was painful ‘cos of her restricted English.

Location isn’t discrete.Area could spook some in the evening,what with all the boisterous kids + creepy pond life lurking about.Maybe there was a full moon?!

Cheers,LM 

[JollyTimes]

The Poet Laureate position awaits you:

'Her boob effectively had a hard-on itself, maybe I should’ve administered my own HE on it and charged her?'

So funny my friend.

You and Bill Bryson have the same descriptive powers.

JT

[scouting]

A good read mate, I agree she's great. During the B2B she was grinding down on my cock and got too close for comfort, but a solid green.

While I was on the warm down she let in her next punter and got him to hide behind that little curtain in her ante-room.

[shed]

Great review. What the area like in the daytime and any info on parking 

[scouting]

Great review. What the area like in the daytime and any info on parking 

It's fairly seedy but feels safe. NE quadrant, pedestrianised. Roughly between Mander Centre and bus station. I just found a meter but I'm sure there are cheaper options.

[Jumping Jack Flash]

It's fairly seedy but feels safe. NE quadrant, pedestrianised. Roughly between Mander Centre and bus station. I just found a meter but I'm sure there are cheaper options.

The nearest car parks are Broad Street, Tower Street and the Mander Centre, all are less than a 5 minute walk away. The area isn’t bad but it is Wolverhampton which has aspirations to be a thriving metropolis but fails miserably, mainly due to the druggies and abusive homeless people.

[lagosmargaret]

The Poet Laureate position awaits you:

'Her boob effectively had a hard-on itself, maybe I should’ve administered my own HE on it and charged her?'

So funny my friend.

You and Bill Bryson have the same descriptive powers.

JT

Cheers,bud.

Must 'fess up and admit I'd never heard of Bill Bryson before...I'm not influenced/inspired by anybody,tho...just try and express myself in my own way,like we all do.

Am used to seeing (almost default) long nipples on Chinese masseuses,but these were off the scale when aroused ! Outliers...and,worth the entrance fee alone.

[lagosmargaret]

A good read mate, I agree she's great. During the B2B she was grinding down on my cock and got too close for comfort, but a solid green.

While I was on the warm down she let in her next punter and got him to hide behind that little curtain in her ante-room.

Cheers,bud.

If she had even a decent HE technique on her,she'd be incredible.Obviously,others may deem her tekkers as fantastic,it's all individual.I thought her technique was moderate-to-poor.

Nothing more exasperating than potentially facing out another punter.Noticed that with a lot of these TCMs,discretion goes out the window.Happened to me many times.

[lagosmargaret]

Great review. What the area like in the daytime and any info on parking 

Cheers,bud.

Area's OK in daytime, but gets worse towrds the evening from my experience.Also,bear in mind there's a shop next door,a facing bookies,and pub drinkers around the corner.So,not discrete.

As for parking,please refer to other posters' answers on this thread - they know a lot more about this than me 

[mancsguy1975]

Work of art this prose 


"I kid you not,it swelled from the size of a fat Sugar Puff into something resembling an inch-plus dowelling rod ! A bird fancier could’ve perched their budgies on it."

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