Author Topic: Christina - Mayfair - Aprov  (Read 2593 times)

Offline Alexmck

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Price
£1250 for 1 hour

Services
Positive
Good figure but age starting to show - body not as taut as a girl in her 20s
All positions done (cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, missionary, doggie). Very enthusiastic at times and DFK available throughout

Neutral
OWO good but not knee buckling good
Heavily prelubed, increasingly think should be a negative
Really big hands - looked bigger than mine. Don't know why but stuck in my head

Negative
Had a lot of work on her face. Reminded me of the alien in Men in Black when the alien jumps into the human and then pulls the human's face back to stretch the skin. Another thing couldn't get out of my head during the punt and started to affect performance - had to come doggie
Pictures air brushed - skin not so porcelain smooth
Grabbed and held my cock during kissing and foreplay. Pet hate and not helped by cock feeling very small and delicate in her big hand
Asked for a tip as walking out and got nasty when refused. Maybe should turn review into a negative

If ignore the tip thing - don't know if she does this with everyone or maybe I have mug on my forehead - enjoyable and positive - got the job done but face and hands distracting. On JackSaint scale of 4 due to face. If include the tip thing - 2
*****Welcoming, engaged, look good to sensational, have some banter, give the impression they get into it and enjoy your company, deliver what they promise, make you feel great so you dance home.
****All the above, more average looking
***It’s all a show and they trade off their physical assets, not suited to this game
**Transactional
*Really can’t be arsed
« Last Edit: July 29, 2026, 02:53:12 pm by Alexmck »

Offline deg_dilemma

Sounds like a Negative all day long to me. Especially at £1250 for the hour... and she had the audacity to ask for a tip! 

Offline jamiekinkxxx

I was thinking a neutral at the very best until your last comment about getting nasty with not being given a tip.... WTF!

Offline patelprat

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Pet hate and not helped by cock feeling very small and delicate in her big hand

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

She was definitely all woman?

Offline Trafalgarlaw17

She most likely has a pimp and he takes a lot of percentage , if you tipped it could have balanced it out and she would have more in her pocket. Without giving back to her pimp or agency.
I'm guessing

Offline Alexmck

Deg and Jamie might both be right

Offline Alexmck

:lol: :lol: :lol:

She was definitely all woman?

I did think about this during post punt pint. Had to have 2 more pints after

Offline patelprat

I did think about this during post punt pint. Had to have 2 more pints after

If a girl's hand is bigger than my erect cock, not sure how I'd feel about it.

« Last Edit: July 29, 2026, 10:22:22 pm by patelprat »

Offline schlong118118


Had a lot of work on her face. Reminded me of the alien in Men in Black when the alien jumps into the human and then pulls the human's face back to stretch the skin. Another thing couldn't get out of my head during the punt and started to affect performance - had to come doggie
Pictures air brushed - skin not so porcelain smooth
Grabbed and held my cock during kissing and foreplay. Pet hate and not helped by cock feeling very small and delicate in her big hand
Asked for a tip as walking out and got nasty when refused. Maybe should turn review into a negative



If someone reminds you of an alien im not sure how they can get a positive. and on top of that the cheeky cow gets nasty expecting a tip. I would expect a lot more especially at £1250 an hour. but its your review


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Offline jamiekinkxxx

1250....

...and?  :unknown:

You punt at a lower-end of the price ladder and the OP at a higher-end. £1250 to Alexmck may be the same as £125 to you.

Why do you really care how he spends his money?

« Last Edit: July 30, 2026, 11:59:25 am by jamiekinkxxx »

Offline Rory B Bellows

Thanks for the review, have had her on my HL but asking for a tip and then getting stroppy is well out of order. Appreciate the heads up and will avoid

Offline Localbeta

I always wonder scrolling the forum how certain meetings get a positive, while other girls get a neutral/negative for far less than this. Just my 2 cents

Offline Alexmck

I always wonder scrolling the forum how certain meetings get a positive, while other girls get a neutral/negative for far less than this. Just my 2 cents

Trying to have a more positive mindset. In the past had a long string of negatives so had to do some self-introspection or maybe I'm just getting very mellow in my old age

Thinking more about it maybe a neutral maybe scrapes a positive without the tip thing but negative with the tip. Probably what I was thinking of while typing it out

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Rating is up to you OP, if you want us to change it to what you see fit just say so and we can amend it for you.

Offline Insideman

...and?  :unknown:

You punt at a lower-end of the price ladder and the OP at a higher-end. £1250 to Alexmck may be the same as £125 to you.

Why do you really care how he spends his money?

i should have elaborated,

i can punt at either end. however, 1250 for a service that isnt worth more than 250... that dont make sense.

Offline Alexmck

Rating is up to you OP, if you want us to change it to what you see fit just say so and we can amend it for you.

Cheers. If you can change to negative would be good.

If hassle don't worry - think clear from the thread it's not a clear positive

Offline Momodan38

Trying to have a more positive mindset. In the past had a long string of negatives so had to do some self-introspection or maybe I'm just getting very mellow in my old age

Thinking more about it maybe a neutral maybe scrapes a positive without the tip thing but negative with the tip. Probably what I was thinking of while typing it out

I’m not sure I can see the fruits of your introspection. Doesn’t matter what colour you give the rating, in your own words it’s still a less then satisfactory experience. Obviously up to you what rating you give, I don’t want to add to the peer pressure.

Speaking of peer pressure, I hope that’s not the reason why you’ve given this review a green? You should give the rating you honestly feel. This SP was given a positive on UKP by another punter. And this girl isn’t the only one. There’s something there in these bookings that make you consistently have a poor time. A quick glance at your review and I can say you actually end up having a much better time with lower priced girls.

I’m not gonna question your taste in women because that’s very personal to you, but most of the girls you go for, expensive Russians on the slim side aren’t that unique in the market. Most have blurred out faces and expensive highly idealised studio photoshoots. You never ask for advice before booking, but had you gone to the trouble of asking wether you should proceed or not most likely I could have easily told you would be majorly disappointed in their looks IRL when compared to the photos. It’s the photos that make them appear to be unique and able to command that sort of price tag. Of course service delivery is something only you can gauge once your with her in the room it will be YMMV from punter to punter. Your record with these girls is just gawd awful, but lately I feel you’ve been masking it with positive ratings, but your experience is still all the same.

As a real introspection, I would honestly question myself before going ahead with these bookings, even if others on here, myself included have rated these girls highly. These girls are clearly not living the up to the standards of not just the price tag, but your own personal standard leaving you disappointed after a booking. Maybe take a break, try the lower end more, AW, Diva etc… to gain some perspective plus I can’t help but feel you actually end up having a much better time. I’ve taken risks with shit expensive punts, but I know those particular girls will live up to the standard of my personal taste when it comes to purely on looks, so I’ve taken a hit just so I can have sex with them, not caring about the service or money being lost. You’re being left disappointed on several levels. Not only is the service crap, but they don’t even look the part.

Anyway, it’s all up to you on how you proceed. If you want to carry on seeing these girls, don’t let my or anyone else’s statement deter you. Carry on being you and give the ratings you want to give. All the best.

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Cheers. If you can change to negative would be good.

If hassle don't worry - think clear from the thread it's not a clear positive

That's been done for you.

Offline Alexmck

I’m not sure I can see the fruits of your introspection. Doesn’t matter what colour you give the rating, in your own words it’s still a less then satisfactory experience. Obviously up to you what rating you give, I don’t want to add to the peer pressure.

Speaking of peer pressure, I hope that’s not the reason why you’ve given this review a green? You should give the rating you honestly feel. This SP was given a positive on UKP by another punter. And this girl isn’t the only one. There’s something there in these bookings that make you consistently have a poor time. A quick glance at your review and I can say you actually end up having a much better time with lower priced girls.

I’m not gonna question your taste in women because that’s very personal to you, but most of the girls you go for, expensive Russians on the slim side aren’t that unique in the market. Most have blurred out faces and expensive highly idealised studio photoshoots. You never ask for advice before booking, but had you gone to the trouble of asking wether you should proceed or not most likely I could have easily told you would be majorly disappointed in their looks IRL when compared to the photos. It’s the photos that make them appear to be unique and able to command that sort of price tag. Of course service delivery is something only you can gauge once your with her in the room it will be YMMV from punter to punter. Your record with these girls is just gawd awful, but lately I feel you’ve been masking it with positive ratings, but your experience is still all the same.

As a real introspection, I would honestly question myself before going ahead with these bookings, even if others on here, myself included have rated these girls highly. These girls are clearly not living the up to the standards of not just the price tag, but your own personal standard leaving you disappointed after a booking. Maybe take a break, try the lower end more, AW, Diva etc… to gain some perspective plus I can’t help but feel you actually end up having a much better time. I’ve taken risks with shit expensive punts, but I know those particular girls will live up to the standard of my personal taste when it comes to purely on looks, so I’ve taken a hit just so I can have sex with them, not caring about the service or money being lost. You’re being left disappointed on several levels. Not only is the service crap, but they don’t even look the part.

Anyway, it’s all up to you on how you proceed. If you want to carry on seeing these girls, don’t let my or anyone else’s statement deter you. Carry on being you and give the ratings you want to give. All the best.

Thanks. Green was I was thinking ignoring the tip thing, probably scrapes a green - she was enthusiastic which I probably rate almost as highly or as highly as pure looks. Doesn't seem to request a tip from others so maybe a one off or I look like a mug who was going to throw money at her. Noted it as was shit and a warning to others as doesn't seem she did it to others who saw her in the past.  Maybe should have been straight negative

I pop a query is anyone has seen girls on here occasions but if they have reports go on those and don't bother asking. Saw your report on her and think from others too and thought would be worth a pop - definitely not blaming you or others - for me part of punting

You're right - type of girls I go for are around at lower price points and guess like a bottle of Evian - cheaper in Tesco than Harrods but same thing. I tend to find they can feel a bit more refined at the upper price point but maybe that is a bit a mirage - seems some Diva girls move to the more expensive agencies and charge more  :unknown:

Maybe comes down to what expecting from a punt. You're right on not looking the part but maybe I'm expecting something better at a higher price point which isn't working or they all turning into heavy plastic surgery dolls which not really my thing. Maybe that's the issue

Food for thought over my next post-punt pint

Cheers!  :drinks:

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Thanks. Green was I was thinking ignoring the tip thing, probably scrapes a green - she was enthusiastic which I probably rate almost as highly or as highly as pure looks. Doesn't seem to request a tip from others so maybe a one off or I look like a mug who was going to throw money at her. Noted it as was shit and a warning to others as doesn't seem she did it to others who saw her in the past.  Maybe should have been straight negative

I pop a query is anyone has seen girls on here occasions but if they have reports go on those and don't bother asking. Saw your report on her and think from others too and thought would be worth a pop - definitely not blaming you or others - for me part of punting

You're right - type of girls I go for are around at lower price points and guess like a bottle of Evian - cheaper in Tesco than Harrods but same thing. I tend to find they can feel a bit more refined at the upper price point but maybe that is a bit a mirage - seems some Diva girls move to the more expensive agencies and charge more  :unknown:

Maybe comes down to what expecting from a punt. You're right on not looking the part but maybe I'm expecting something better at a higher price point which isn't working or they all turning into heavy plastic surgery dolls which not really my thing. Maybe that's the issue

Food for thought over my next post-punt pint

Cheers!  :drinks:
It’s not just this review. It’s the others as well, I just feel lately you’re masking your pain with a positive rating and trying to avoid being asked why, why would you keep booking these girls if they are so consistently bad for you?

One, two or three you can brush under the rug, but this is becoming a serious problem for you.

You say you may have been expecting more “refinement” but your own lived experience is proving that to be false, consistently again and again.

You don’t like the dolled up plastic look, that’s a look I exclusively go for so I can’t relate. I’ve been boxed into a corner somewhat due to my tastes. What I do know is the natural looking girls you can get for a whole lot cheaper.

You’re not the only one who likes the sort of girls from the photos. Cheshuk, who’s gone awol now, likes the natural type girls as well, but stated he appreciated the girls using the more expensive perfumes and creams. You’re not even getting that, heck, I get treated better with a cheap local P&D Brazilian.

Hence why I’m asking you to have some genuine introspection as to why this is happening to you. It’s simply unacceptable. You stated maybe the girls think you’re a mug, I highly suspect, but I could be wrong, it’s the agencies doing you dirty as well, maybe they feel that you are someone who’ll accept this poor treatment and let the girls know before hand? Things like not showering and having bad breath, an SP wouldn’t know you’re a mug without having met you first, but if the agency has already provided prior knowledge of you, then that’s a different story. Again, it’s just a thought I obviously have no proof of this and that doesn’t excuse the girls either, they are just as guilty.

My first suggestion was to take a break or try to see girls from AW/Diva for a while, may be you’ll gain better selection abilities or even a new perspective, allowing you to avoid these types of punts.

However, regardless of which way you go, I would seriously consider restarting fresh with a new phone number, pretend to be a new client and see if things change?

Or at least put your foot down with the agencies, ask for realistic selfies and videos beforehand, find out what sort of accommodations they are using. When I book one of these girls 90% of the time there are zero surprises when it comes to looks, you’re leaving yourself too much room for disappointment by going off the published photos.

If you change nothing and want to carry on as you are, then by all means do so and feel free to ignore me. As long as you’re happy to do so I won’t bring this up again. Anyway all the best and I do sincerely hope you’re next punt is better.

Offline doc friend

:vomit:


A big fat Negative all day long.   Asking for a Tip after paying £1250.  FCK OFF

Offline Hardman123

Came across this review by chance. I met and reviewed her. Starkly different experience. I do agree though, asking for a tip is not on. I like to take gifts, nothing remarkable but well thought through so maybe they lifted the mood with me?

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