Paris of PREMIUM- Newcastle

[Eurypides]

External Link/Members Only

30 mins
£80
Central Newcastle

Arranging the booking via Premium was straightforward. The venue was a ubiquitous but serviceable hotel in central Newcastle.

When I entered the room I was met with a smile and plenty of energy but couldn’t help noticing how far off the stated age of 31 she seemed. I would estimate Paris is the other side of 40. Her body was ok - suckable small tits with some nice piercings and some sag in the tummy but I liked the tan.

She seemed fairly bright eyed and canny at first and after sorting business she flew into some enthusiastic kissing on my mouth, but it felt quite clumsy and staged with no real buildup, and our teeth clashed more than once. After I undressed she started to suck my cock but her palette (or even her teeth?) was pressing really hard on my bell end - it was super abrasive and uncomfortable.

After putting a stop to that I licked her pussy for a bit - no hygiene issues there. She went to get a condom and then proceeded to wrap me in the tightest-fitting bright red rubber. It was literally choking the life out of my dick and looked like comic relief but for penises. Paris then proceeded to straddle me. It wasn’t going in all that easy and I was expecting her to carefully ease it in a little bit first. Instead she started to vigorously bounce on me, leading to my hard cock popping out and her slamming her body down on it - I was lucky she didn’t put me in A&E with a snapped dick.

After I recovered from the shock of this I tried missionary for a while, which wasn’t working great. She suggested doggy and I asked for some lube to hopefully make things easier; she replied she didn’t have any! At that point I gave up on sex and asked her to give me more oral but tried to coach her not to take the skin off my dick. No CIM was on offer so she wanked me off to complete.

In conclusion this is a negative due to poor services delivered in a careless manner and a lack of preparation- i.e. appropriately-sized condoms, and what kind of escort doesn’t bring lube?!

[PuntingPro1]

Lol that sounds horrendous fair play, how can she not have lube?

[FLYING BLUE]

how far off the stated age of 31 she seemed. I would estimate Paris is the other side of 40.

This is what now puts me off booking an unknown with Premium - I know it may be the lady's choice to choose her own 'age' on her profile but I can't help feeling it's so very wrong to take (circa) 10 years off the real age.

Imagine the outcry, the other way round, if I suggested I was only 50 but then turn up at a booking as a 60 year old

I've always liked Premium but, sorry to say,  the age thing really puts me off.

PS - on checking the Premium site, it appears that Riley is no longer there..... shame, I liked her

[Eurypides]

It’s especially crazy given that there are plenty of millennial women in that age bracket - including several escorts in the NE, some of whom it is now verboten to talk about 😅 - who look younger than their actual age. So that is what you are up against if you look your age to begin with and then decide to subtract 10 years.

But that wasn’t even the main reason for the negative - more of a side observation.

Unfortunately I never got to try Riley.